WTF I Am In The Marvel Universe! - Chapter 25

Ray had created two additional and extremely strong subordinates for Wilson Fisk. Wilson Fisk was extremely happy and thanked his master profusely. Iron Man 2 had passed and just as Ray had guessed, Tony Stark survived. As for Ray he was looking forward to the appearance of Thor and his magic hammer. Ray intended to study it and to see if he could continue to increase his powers by using the hammer of Thor. A call came in for the Wizard, the caller was Phil Coulson.

“Mr. Wizard. I have gotten news of an extraterrestrial object in New Mexico. I have been asked by Nick Fury to ask you to come with us to investigate this object.”, Phil Coulson said calmly.

“Yes, that would be wonderful. I have three subordinates that will be coming with me.”, Ray said in a girlish voice.

“Are they heroes ?”, Phil Coulson asked curiously.

“Um… no, they are my bodyguards…”, Ray said in a girlish voice sheepishly.

“….”, Phil Coulson said.

“Do you want me to save a spot for your father as well ?”, Phil Coulson asked after he got over the shock.

“Well if you don’t mind, my adopted father tends to be a bit over protective.”, Ray said in a girlish voice with a smile.

“I was just joking. You can come. The three bodyguards can come. But leave your father at home. This is an extraterrestrial object and the less people that know about it the better. Understand.”, Phil Coulson said seriously while rubbing his twitching forehead.

“Understand. Thank you for your understanding.”, Ray said in a girlish voice.

“Uh…”, Phil Coulson said as he put down the phone. After which Phil Coulson arranged for the Wizard to be picked up with his three bodyguards. Phil Coulson was curious who the Wizard really was to have three bodyguards. Ray had decided it was time to let Shield and Nick Fury know who he was, the founder of Dragon Inc. Phil Coulson had to pick up Ray and three of his bodyguards at Dragon Inc headquarters.

“You have not aged at all Ray.”, Phil Coulson put out his hand to shake hands with Ray.

“Yes, my name is Ray and I am the founder of Dragon Inc. I have not aged because those that practice magic in Kamar Taj ages slowly.”, Ray said in a girlish voice. Ray had lied, yes those that practice magic ages slowly but Ray was actually a real immortal.

“Oh ! I didn’t know that. Sorry.”, Phil Coulson said as he shook hands with Ray.

“You don’t have to be. I will grow old after all. Nick Fury should have a file on Kamar Taj. He should have told you about Kamar Taj.”, Ray said in a girlish voice.

“I don’t have the clearance for that, Kamar Taj is supposedly a level ten secret.”, Phil Coulson said stiffly.

“How did you know my name ?”, Ray asked in a girlish voice.

“We have files on all heads of big corporations in America. Your name pops up quite often at Shield headquarters. We are supposed to protect you as you are a national ȧsset just like Tony Stark.”, Phil Coulson said seriously.

“Oh ! Thank you for protecting me. We had better get going.”, Ray said in a girlish voice.

Soon Phil Coulson, Ray and his three bodyguards were airlifted up by a Shield helicopter to New Mexico. The story changed because of Ray, Phil Coulson never stopped a robbery on the way by car to New Mexico.

Once Phil Coulson and his group arrived at the New Mexico site, Ray couldn’t wait to get his hands on Thor’s hammer. Protecting the hammer together with a nervous Clint Barton was Brock Rumlow.

“Where is the object ?”, Phil Coulson asked as he landed on the Shield site.

“Inside. Who is that ?”, Clint Barton asked nervously.

“That is another specialist that had been asked by Shield to study this extraterrestrial object. His name is Ray and he is the founder of a Dragon Inc.”, Phil Coulson said proudly.

“Welcome Mr. Ray.”, both Clint Barton and Brock Rumlow said simultaneously.

“Ha. Ha. Ha. Ray is fine. You don’t have to call me Mr. Ray.”, Ray said in a girlish voice happily.

As Ray’s bodyguards alighted, Clint Barton’s Eyes met Butch’s eyes. Clint Barton didn’t know why but he felt extremely frightened like his eyes had met the eyes of a predator looking at him. Clint Barton quickly looked away but he could almost swear that the muscular Butch had just made a pass at him when he looked away. Meanwhile Brock Rumlow was happy to welcome these new visitors. After the fall of Alexander Pierce and Jasper Sitwell, Brock Rumlow had become the new no. 2 at Hydra after Daniel Whitehall. Currently Brock Rumlow had quite a high position in Shield.

They showed Ray the hammer of Thor, the so called extraterrestrial object. Ray asked to be alone with the object for awhile to study it.

Ray looked at the object with his magical legacy magic eyes, he was able to see that it was an ordinary enchanted hammer with various spells input into it. Even if you managed to lift up the hammer, you would not get any god-like power. The god-like power must have resided in Thor all along. And Odin only sealed away Thor’s power and the key to open back Thor’s power lies in this hammer. Ray used his legacy magic and lifted the hammer of Thor. Afterwards Ray put the hammer of Thor back on the same spot.

“Marvel you fuċkɨnġ troll !”, Ray shouted out in a girlish voice in anger. I knew it was too good to be true ! Lift up the hammer and get the power of god ! Marvel you fuċkɨnġ troll ! When will you stop trolling me !

Phil Coulson, Brock Rumlow and Ray’s bodyguards rushed in after they heard the scream.

“What is the matter ?!”, Phil Coulson asked in shock.

“Oh ! Sorry about that. This hammer proves that extraterrestrial life is real. The hammer belongs to Asgard and Asgardians are extremely powerful aliens.”, Ray said in a girlish voice as he tried to quell his anger.

“Asgard is real ?”, Brock Rumlow asked in surprise.

“Yes, Asgard is real and they are more powerful than us. They could snap their fingers and the Earth could be destroyed just like that. After all Asgard controls the nine realms and Earth is only one of these realms. At least according to legend.”, Ray said in a girlish voice.

“Oh God ! I need to inform Nick Fury about this !”, Phil Coulson said as he quickly left the area the hammer was in.

Ray smiled at everyone and proceeded to walk out of the area or the tent the hammer was in.

“We should look for Thor.”, Ray said in a girlish voice to Brock Rumlow.

“Thor ? Thor exist … I think I need to inform Nick Fury and the World Security Council.”, Brock Rumlow said as he disappeared from the tent.

“Ahem ! Sir, master, can I spend more time here, I wish to get more acquainted with the person they call Clint Barton. I think he is my life partner.”, Butch asked in a shy way.

“Please Butch… please don’t destroy Clint Barton like you destroyed the pizza boy…”, Ray said in a girlish voice with a pleading look.

“Okay. But the next person I am interested in, you have to let me go after Okay ?”, Butch asked again with a pleading look.

“Oh God ! I can’t believe you guys are my bodyguards…”, Ray said as he began to rub his throbbing forehead.