WTF I Am In The Marvel Universe! - Chapter 28

As the Warriors three and lady Sif engaged in the Destroyer, Butch was pinned down behind the wall as the Destroyer’s eye beam kept on blasting at the area where Butch was hiding. Ray thought that he will finally lose one of his horrible bodyguards and had that cute look on his face again. (When Ray has that cute face look, he looks similar to a cute gerbil).

Lady Sif was the strongest fighter as she plunged her sword down the neck of the Destroyer. The Warriors three surrounded the Destroyer and slashed it with their weapons. If the Destroyer was not so distracted by Butch, lady Sif and the Warriors three would have no chance in the first place. But because of all the hate Loki had for Butch, the full concentration of the Destroyer was to kill Butch and that gave lady Sif and the Warriors three a chance to defeat the Destroyer.

But even though they had a chance, the Destroyer is the Destroyer after all. It is not possible for one shield maiden and three Warriors from Asgard to destroy the Destroyer. After lady Sif fought with all her strength, the Destroyer moved with an unnatural speed and hit lady Sif with It’s huge metal arm. Lady Sif was thrown into a wall collapsing onto it. The rest of the Warriors three were slowly being defeated one by one, but Loki did not kill them. No, to Loki, the only person he really really wants to kill was Butch.

The Destroyer was blasting the wall protecting Butch and it was getting closer and closer to Butch. It looks like Butch is doomed. It looks like it will be the death of Butch. Is this the end of Butch ?

Out of the dust of the battlefield there appeared a 6 foot tall muscular blonde man with piercing blue eyes. It was Thor, he had come to save the Warriors three and lady Sif. Thor did not care about himself anymore, he cared about his friends and his bride to be lady Sif more.

“Let them go. You can take me.”, Thor said to the Destroyer. Loki saw Thor and smiled deviously.

The Destroyer then proceeded to hit Thor, causing him crash to the ground dying on the spot. Just like in the Marvel movie Thor. However there is one notable difference, Jane Foster did not approach Thor. It was lady Sif that rushed up to Thor and held him as tears streamed down her cheeks.

Mjölnir the hammer of Thor began to shake in the Shield tent. Mjölnir flew to Thor as he grasped it with his right hand. Thor was alive again. Lightning and thunder began to rage in the town as Thor is transformed and granted his godhood back. Thor kisses Lady Sif in his embrace and flys off to fight against the Destroyer. Dr. Jane Foster seeing Thor kiss lady Sif so passionately realised that Thor was not gay. She began to walk closer towards Thor.

Butch had glowing eyes as he stared at Thor fighting the Destroyer and finally destroying the Destroyer just like in the Marvel movie Thor. Yes, Thor created a mini hurricane and suċkėd up the Destroyer as he smashed the Destroyer to pieces with his hammer Mjölnir as it was pulled up by the hurricane.

Butch upon seeing this mumbled up, “My Hero.”, as he ran towards Thor.

Ray upon seeing this mumbled, “My Destroyer.”, as he ran towards the ruined Destroyer.

Once everything was done, Thor was surrounded by lady Sif, Dr. Jane Foster and Butch.

Ray made sure that Shadow his subordinate had taken the destroyed Destroyer away before returning to the group. Ray smiled as he made the cute face again.

Thor told everyone he had to go back to Asgard. Before he left Dr. Jane Foster rushed towards Thor and kissed him.

“I don’t care if you are bisexual Thor ! I still love you !”, Dr. Jane Foster shouted as Thor, the unhappy lady Sif and the Warriors three was disappearing.

“Wait ! What is bisexual ?!”, Thor shouted out before disappearing.

Dr. Jane Foster appeared surprised. Butch just kept on whistling pretending not to notice anything. While Ray was talking to Phil Coulson and Brock Rumlow.

“Phil, Brock, it seems that Asgard has claimed back the destroyed Destroyer. It looks I have no further use here. So I will be taking my leave. It was nice working with the both of you.”, Ray said in a girlish voice as he smiled.

“See you next time Ray. It was good working with you.”, Phil Coulson said politely.

“Thank you for all your help Mr. Ray.”, Brock Rumlow said sincerely.

As all greetings were done, there appeared a Dragon Inc helicopter from the sky to take Ray and his three bodyguards back to New York.

On the flight in the helicopter, Butch said, “Master, Boss, I survived.”.

“Ha. Ha. Ha. I knew you would survive. It was all part of the plan.”, Ray said with a smile.

Ray mumbled under his breath. God damn it ! Why did Jane Foster have to kiss Thor ! Looks like I have to re-plan everything again. And why did Butch survive ? Damn it !