WTF I Am In The Marvel Universe! - Chapter 30

As Ray and his three bodyguards settled in, they could hear the arrival of the quinjet.

Ray rushed out with his three bodyguards, Butch, Oswald and Clara. The quinjet landed and out of it appeared a beautiful red haired lady, a handsome blonde haired blue eyed man and a forgettable middle aged man with black hair. It was Black Widow, Captain America and the Hulk.

Ray was the first to walk out to greet Captain America.

“Welcome aboard Captain Steve Rogers, Dr. Banner and Ms. Natasha.”, Ray said in a girlish voice with a big smile.

“Thank you little girl, glad to be here.”, Captain America said in a manly voice.

Ray’s face darkened.

“Steve, I am afraid you are mistaken that little girl you talked to is actually a boy named Ray.”, Black Widow interjected.

“Really !”, the Hulk Dr. Banner said in shock as he was next to Captain America.

“Let me introduce the two of you to Butch, he is a trusted friend and my bodyguard.”, Ray said in a girlish voice as he made a cute face like a gerbil. It’s the way Ray looks when he has an evil thought.

“You have a bodyguard ?”, The Hulk Dr. Banner said in surprise.

“Yes, Dr. Banner, Ray is the founder of Dragon Inc and is extremely rich. He has three bodyguards with him.”, the Black Widow said with a gentle smile.

“Ray, I am sorry I called you a little girl.”, Captain America apologised.

“No worries. I am sure you will like Butch. He and you have the same hobbies.”, Ray said in a girlish voice.

“And What is that hobby ?”, Captain America Steve Rogers asked curiously.

“Body building.”, Ray said in a girlish voice with a smirk.

While that was happening Butch was eyeing Captain America Steve Rogers and stripping him with his eyes. Steve Rogers Captain America appeared embarrassed with the way Butch was looking at him. Steve Rogers felt he has lost something when Butch looked at him, it felt like it was his innocence. Butch did not even give a glance to Dr. Banner or Natasha Romanov the Black Widow.

While that was happening Oswald helplessly kept on putting up his hand as he wanted to talk. But Ray kept on saying in a girlish voice, “put your hand down !”. Oswald with a dejected face just looked down depressingly. While Dr. Banner just said, “he is a quiet one isn’t he.”. Ray, Butch and Clara rolled their eyes upon hearing that.

When Natasha the Black Widow approached Ray, Clara jumped in front of Ray and shouted, “He is mine !”, while blocking Black Widow from shaking hands with Ray. At that time, you can see the veins on Ray’s forehead throbbing while he face palmed himself. “Why, why do I have these people with me as my bodyguards ? What did I do wrong?”, Ray mumbled silently.

Soon inside the flying helicarrier just like in the Marvel movie, Ray, Captain America Steve Rogers, Dr. Banner and Natasha Romanov Black Widow was informed that Loki was spotted in Stuttgart, Germany. Ray without his bodyguards, Captain America Steve Rogers and Natasha Romanov Black Widow rushed to Stuttgart, Germany using the quinjet.

When they had arrived Loki was making a show of himself as he forced the people around him to kneel and bow before him. Captain America looked at Ray and said,

“I will take the front. You take the back. We will surround him on both sides.”.

Ray just smiled and nodded his head. Ray’s appearance and look changed immediately as he blended into the crowd to appear behind Loki. While Loki was distracted by Captain America in front and as Loki attacked Captain America with his scepter. Ray was smiling as he moved slowly to the back of Loki and blasted him with his magic. Loki just had a look of shock as fell down letting go of his scepter. Loki was unconscious. Captain America picked up the scepter and Loki and brought him into the quinjet with Ray following behind. Then suddenly we hear the sound of rock and roll music and Iron Man appeared just like in the movie. There was some back and forth conversation between Captain America and Iron Man before they entered the quinjet with Ray and the unconscious Loki.

No sooner than the quinjet had flown a short distance there was thunder and lightning. Thor had appeared thought Ray. Everything went the same as the movie as Thor wanted to rescue Loki his brother and take him back to Asgard. Then everything was settled and Thor entered the quinjet together with Captain America and Iron Man.

When Thor saw Ray and his smirk, he asked him,

“What is bisexual ? Ray… what did Jane Foster mean ?”.

“Ah bisexual. I can give you only a generalisation, it means to like both things. Maybe Jane thinks your choices are extremely flexible. Like you can like meat as well as fish. I think Butch can better answer you.”, Ray said in a girlish voice as he smiled.

Somehow Thor felt like smashing in the face of beautiful young blonde haired blue eyed boy when he smiled at him. Thor felt as though it was the same feeling as when Loki played a prank on him and he didn’t know about it. It was the exact same feeling with Ray’s smile.

“What you are bisexual ?”, Iron Man said in shock as his hands unconsciously began to cover his buŧŧȯċks.

Only Captain America looked in puzzlement and asked, “Bisexual ? What does that even mean ?”.

“According to Ray it means I like meat as well as fish.”, Thor said proudly.

“Oh ! That means I am bisexual too.”, Captain America said proudly.

When they said that, Ray had that cute gerbil look again. The Black Widow Natasha Romanov was trying her best to stifle her laughter but leaks of a giggle can be heard. While Iron Man stayed far away from Captain America and Thor while unconsciously using his hands to cover his buŧŧȯċks.

When they had arrived back at the Shield helicarrier, Loki was thrown into the glass cage prison in the Shield helicarrier. Ray grabbed Oswald, sat him down on a chair and pointed to Loki.

“Oswald you now have my permission to talk. Wait… you should tell Loki the god of lies and mischief here about current events starting from the 15th or 16th century onwards because Loki has not been on Earth for over 500 years.”, Ray said in a girlish voice as he smirked.

“Really… oh thank you boss ! I want to tell you… oh you want me to talk to Loki the god of lies and mischief about current events. Oh, it will be my pŀėȧsurė.”, Oswald said with a happy voice.

Loki look at the two of them and laughed, “Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! What can you mortals do to me ? My eyes may have been defiled by you but your words mean nothing to me. Do your worse !”.

As Ray left and saw Oswald talking to Loki he couldn’t help but let out a guffaw. If Loki thinks Butch is bad, he hasn’t met Oswald yet.

When Ray walked out he saw Tony Stark without his suit of armour. Ray thought it was time to get his Tesseract from Iron Man.

“Mr. Stark it’s me. We met before when I was 11 years old and you called me a girl and said I should get a sėx change.”, Ray looked at Tony Stark as he said that. Ray lied as he was always 14 years old as he had an immortal body.

Dr. Banner was shocked. Captain America looked at Tony Stark angrily. While Natasha Romanov the Black Widow just looked on in amusement. Ray at this point in time used his mental powers to make sure Tony Stark felt super guilty.

“Um… Ah… when I said that I must have been drunk totally drunk. Yes I was drunk. Sorry about that kid. How old are you now ?”, Tony Stark asked while feeling extremely guilty.

“Mr. Stark I am 14 years old now. But your words have stayed with me for the rest of my childhood. I sometimes wonder if I am a girl or a boy because Mr. Stark you are my idol. I always looked up to you.”, Ray said in a girlish voice and pretended to look hurt.

“Ah… um… look kid I am sorry. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you ? Please, please let me know even if it’s difficult, I will try to do it.”, Tony Stark said as he looked pale.

“Well, it’s a little thing. But I am afraid you will reject it after all I am just a girly boy.”, Ray said coyly in a girlish voice.

“Please anything, I will do it even if it is difficult, just forgive me.”, Tony Stark said with a guilty face.

“I just need to study it Tesseract but you will need to get from Shield. Will you ?”, Ray said in a girlish voice pleadingly.

“Yes, you will forgive me ?”, Tony Stark said as he sweated with an extremely guilty look on his face.

“Oh. Okay.”, Ray said in a girlish voice.

As Ray walked away from Tony Stark he high five Natasha Romanov the Black Widow who put her hand up.

“You are good kid. Ever think of working for me.”, Natasha Romanov the Black Widow whispered into Ray’s ear. Ray just winked at Natasha as he walked away. Clara seeing something going on between Natasha Romanov the Black Widow rushed towards them screaming, “He is mine ! He is mine !”. Ray just face palmed himself again.

Meanwhile, Ray and Natasha Romanov has decided to check on Oswald and Loki to see how they were.

“Do you think Oswald will get anything from Loki ? On what his plans are or where is Hawkeye ?”, Natasha Romanov asked Ray.

“Trust me. Oswald is the world’s greatest interrogator. If you stay with Oswald long enough you would even confess to killing your mother.”, Ray said in a girlish voice with a smirk.

As they approached Oswald who was still talking to Loki. They saw Loki covering his ears while he was screaming as though he has gone insane. Loki seeing Ray and Natasha Romanov the Black Widow walking towards him was screaming,

“Make him stop ! Make him stop ! I will tell you everything!”, Loki shouted out.

To be continued…