WTF I Am In The Marvel Universe! - Chapter 41

Ray had gone back to Dragon Inc whistling a happy tune. Daniel Whitehall had gotten the file that there might be another dangerous organisation lurking in the background called Umbrella Corporation. Just as Ray had planned, Daniel Whitehall had used another new organisation appearing to speed up the take over of Shield. The first step for Daniel Whitehall’s Hydra to take over Shield of course was to kill Nick Fury.

It was the starting of Captain America Winter Soldier movie but instead of Alexander Pierce going after Nick Fury to kill him, it was Daniel Whitehall. And the second in command for Hydra now is not Jasper Sitwell but Brock Rumlow. Just like in the Marvel movie Captain America Winter Soldier, they sent many Hydra agents to kill Nick Fury but they all failed. And in the last moment the Winter Soldier, the killer from Hydra stepped out and almost killed the badly hurt Nick Fury only to have Nick Fury escape through the sewers.

And just like in the movie, Captain America Steve Rogers and Natasha Romanov the Black Widow was called to see the failed operation to save Nick Fury’s life. Nick Fury had pretended to die to find out who tried to kill him. Nick Fury also knew that Shield was comprised. As Captain America Steve Rogers and Natasha Romanov the Black Widow left the operating room. Nick Fury’s body was secretly transferred to a safe house.

(Nick Fury’s point of view)

Oh my head ! That god damn mother fuċkɨnġ surgeon really put a dozy on me ! God damn it ! Where am I ? Oh ! I see ladies as my eye open up, whoa plenty of ladies ! Who are these god damn mother fuċkɨnġ ladies ! Wait are they ladies ?! Hey that lady over there has an Adam’s apple ! Wait a god damn minute ! These ladies are She-Males ! God damn trannies ! Which idiot put me up in a house full of She-Males ???

“Uhh… hello ladies. Can you tell me where I am ?”, Nick Fury said politely when he woke up.

“Sir. It’s our safe house the one you signed off for to be built together with a tranny show.”, Agent Maria Hill said to Nick Fury as she appeared next to him.

“I didn’t sign any God damn mother fuċkɨnġ tranny show to my safe house !”, Nick Fury shouted out in anger.

“Here it is sir. The document you signed to put you here in case of emergency and the authorisation to have this safe house be a place to have tranny shows.”, Agent Maria Hill said as she smirked.

“What the mother fuċkɨnġ hell ?!”, Nick Fury shouted out in shock.

While all the trannies and She Males were looking at Nick Fury curse. One of the Asian She Males said to Nick Fury, “No She Male for you !”.

(Three months ago)

In an office Ray had a cute gerbil look on his face.

“So you are saying to flood Nick Fury with paper work so that one of his specific safe house will have a tranny show signed on to it. It will be a safe house as well as a place to watch a tranny show.”, Daniel Whitehall said as he smiled.

“Yes. I want Nick Fury’s safe house to be a tranny show and I want Nick Fury to sign off on it. I will arrange the rest to make sure Nick Fury end up in that safe house. Mua ! Ha ! Ha !”, Ray laughed in a girlish voice.

So that’s how Nick Fury’s safe house became a tranny show.

(Side Story – A Day in the Life Of the Muramasa Sword)

To know the story of the Muramasa sword is to know the story of Japan. The Muramasa sword god killer was gifted by Emperor Meiji to famous samurai Yoshida Shoin who had his death faked by Emperor Meiji during the Tokugawa Era. Emperor Meiji of Japan gave Yoshida Shoin the Muramasa sword god killer to eliminate the Yōkai of Japan as there is no place for these myths for modern Japan. The King of the yokai of that period birthed from an Oni and Tengu was supposedly stronger than the gods of Japan. Yoshida Shoin was given the responsibility to eliminate all yokai in Japan during the Meiji restoration period of Japan. The king of the yokai’s name was Tsuyoi !

During samurai Yoshida Shoin’s arduous journey to the yokai kingdom to fight Tsuyoi the king of the yokais he encountered many hardships. After many tests and tribulations Yoshida met Tsuyoi in a battle royale to the death. Yoshida bȧrėly beat Tsuyoi even with the mighty Muramasa sword called god killer. In his death, Tsuyoi cursed the Muramasa sword with all his powers thus making the Muramasa even more powerful. The curse Tsuyoi put on the Muramasa sword was the curse of duality. The person wielding the Muramasa sword god killer must have duality of personality to wield its full power or be killed by the sword. Yoshida Shoin died shortly after using the Muramasa sword as he did not believe in the power of the curse. Many other samurais during the Meiji period tried to use the cursed Muramasa sword god killer but all of them died due to the curse. However the curse had made the Muramasa sword stronger than the gods themselves.

Soon this cursed Muramasa sword god killer became a legend in annals of history. However one very rich family acquired this cursed Muramasa sword god killer and the sword was gifted to the daughter of this rich family. The person receiving the cursed Muramasa sword was Clara, one of the bodyguards of Ray. Or better known as creepy Clara. As to why she can use the sword, it is because of her duality of nature, she loves and hates Ray at the same time.

“Now do you see why I don’t hook up with creepy Clara although both of you keep on asking me to. Yes she loves me but she also hates me deeply. Basically she is crazy. If she is not crazy she can’t wield the Muramasa sword god killer.”, Ray said in a girlish voice to Butch and Oswald.

“Oswald put down your hand ! No questions anymore !”, Ray said in a girlish voice as he left both Butch and Oswald staring at Clara that was sharpening her Muramasa sword god killer.

Both Butch and Oswald felt a cold chill creep up their spine as they quickly left Clara alone as she sharpened her Muramasa sword god killer.