WTF I Am In The Marvel Universe! - Chapter 44

(Sam Wilson The Falcon’s point of view)

I started to feel my ears hurt, I woke up in a room with a strange young man with a ninja outfit next to me. He told me to calm down. He said Captain America and the Black Widow was having a friendly conversation with his boss Ray. Then he continued to talk. At first I just smiled and nodded my head. Then I began to realise why my ears hurt, when I was unconscious he already started to talk. I tried to cut the conversation short to get some peace and quiet but he kept talking. I told him I was tired but he said it’s alright as he was here to take care of me. I wondered if he meant he was here to take care of me in a sense as to get rid of me ? He kept on talking and talking until I started to feel my ears hurt to such a degree that I rushed out the window and jumped out of the penthouse window.

(Ray’s point of view)

I was talking to Captain America and Natasha Romanov the Black Widow for over an hour as we were drinking tea. I tried to tell them in so many ways and hints that I couldn’t help them at this time. While Butch was looking at me nervously. Clara was looking from behind me at Captain America Steve Rogers and Natasha Romanov the Black Widow. There was a knock at the door.

(Captain America Steve Rogers’s point of view)

We were having a friendly conversation with Ray and Natasha Romanov was sitting next to me. We’re drinking tea. The young lady bodyguard whose name is Clara was behind her boss Ray. She was pointing her fingers at me and Natasha Romanov the Black Widow and doing the sign of cutting her neck with her finger. Is she threatening to kill us ? Huh ! Can’t be must be some new sign these young people made up to welcome us. I then heard the door bell ring.

“Butch open the door.”, Ray said in a girlish voice.

When Butch opened the door, there stood Sam Wilson his whole face was pale and he was perspiring like he had met a monster he could not defeat.

“Please Steve, I think we should go.”, Sam Wilson the Falcon said as he looked nervously around the penthouse in fear.

“What happened to you ? Didn’t Oswald take care of you ?”, Natasha Romanov the Black Widow asked curiously.

“What ? I can’t really hear you. I think I might have gotten a little deaf. But please let us leave here now.”, Sam Wilson the Falcon said nervously as if he was afraid of something.

“I am sorry Ray, looks like we have to leave. I could really use your help here but I suppose Butch helping us also counts for something. Anyway thank you for your hospitality.”, Captain America Steve Rogers said as he leap up from the chair and left the penthouse. Both Butch and Natasha Romanov the Black Widow followed him.

(Oswald’s point of view)

Ah… it was so nice to take care of people. I started unconscious talking to the unconscious Falcon. I told him everything about me and my life with a happy smile on face. Oh wait ! He woke up. I told him to calm down and that his friends were talking to my boss. I said I was here to take care of him. Oh ! He looks nervous, looks likes I will have to continue to talk to him to make him feel safer and less nervous. As I continued to talk to him he kept on fidgeting on the bed. Is he nervous ? Looks like I have to continue to talk more. Wait. What happened ? Did he just jump out the window ? Oh God ! Boss Ray will be so angry. Let me have a look around outside the window, maybe he is somewhere on the ledge. I looked for more than ten minutes but he is nowhere to be found. Looks like I am doomed, boss Ray is going to kill me !

A fearful Oswald walked out of his room with his hand up as he saw Ray.

“Good job Oswald ! You did good !”, Ray said in a loud girlish voice.

“Huh !”, Oswald shouted out in surprise as he put his hand down.

As Captain America Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson the Falcon, Butch and Natasha Romanov the Black Widow walked further away from Ray’s penthouse, Captain America Steve Rogers asked Sam Wilson the Falcon,

“Sam, what happened ? Why did you want to leave the place so fast ? I thought I had almost convinced Ray to help us.”.

“There is a monster in there. He won’t stop talking.”, Sam Wilson the Falcon said fearfully as his body shook in fear.

Natasha Romanov the Black Widow had a look of enlightenment as she mumbled, “Oswald…”

“Excuse me for a while.” Natasha Romanov the Black Widow said as she ducked into a back alley.

Then Captain America Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson the Falcon and Butch heard a loud non stop maniacal laughter of a female in the back alley.

When Natasha Romanov the Black Widow came back from the back alley she said seriously, “Sorry, we Russians have a lot of gas. It’s the Russians way to get rid of our gas.”.

To be continued…