WTF I Am In The Marvel Universe! - Chapter 49

In Avengers headquarters, Captain America Steve Rogers was sitting down drinking coffee when he received a report marked urgent from Nick Fury. When he opened it up it had a detailed report on the ȧssassin Winter Soldier that tried to kill Nick Fury. Winter Soldier was Captain America Steve Rogers’s best friend Bucky Barnes. Captain America Steve Rogers spit out his coffee in shock. He wondered where he could find his best friend again ?

Meanwhile in space, near Earth, there was a broken down beaten down giant space ship heading for Earth. It was Thanos’s giant beaten down space ship. The last few months for Thanos had been a nightmare. Anything and everything bad you could possibly think of happened to Thanos. First to kill the aliens with antennas on their head like Mantis in the Guardians of the Galaxy, Thanos had almost destroyed half of his own fleet. This was because Thanos’s fleet kept on firing on each other and destroying their own ship. And when Thanos’s army landed on the planet, accidents kept on happening to his army. Most of his army died not fighting or killing the alien with antennas but died by accident.

Secondly after exterminating the aliens with antennas, Thanos had to fight the remaining Black Order rebels and their own space fleet. It was a bloody battle that left Thanos with only five ships remaining. Thanos thought he could finally breathe a little when more back luck happened.

Thirdly, Thanos was ambushed by the Nova Corps. Thanos five space ships could not hit a single Nova Corps space ship. And the Nova Corps space ships easily destroyed Thanos’s space ships. Only Thanos’s flagship space ship managed to escape from the Nova Corps. Not a single Nova Corps space ship was destroyed by Thanos.

Now after having escaped Nova Corps, Thanos was heading to a Earth in his beaten down almost destroyed giant space ship. Almost more than half his crew had died. Thanos was extremely depressed. Thanos only wish now is to stop stubbing his toe, regain his manhood aka pėnɨs and wish his brain is not so muddled with crazy thoughts. One of his crazy thoughts was to kill all his crew members and then make love to their dead bodies. Thanos felt he could not live like this anymore. He had to kill the magician that put the spell on him in the hope the spell will dissipate once the magician dies.

As Thanos sat down looking at space with the leaking fluid flowing down onto his chair, he just wondered how long before he will crash land on Earth.

Meanwhile, Ray had received a report from Bakuto and Wilson Fisk which he calls D5 and D6, which stands for Dumb 5 and Dumb 6. Ray was sitting down calmly in his chair as Bakuto or D5 and Wilson Fisk or D6 briefed him.

“Our intergalactic alien satellites around the world has picked up a damaged giant alien space ship bearing down to Earth.”, Bakuto or D5 said.

“Yes, master. I have got the same report from the satellites whose technology master granted us.”, Wilson Fisk or D6 said respectfully.

“Hmmm…. it must be Thanos. I wondered what happened to his space fleet ? And his space ship was damaged ?”, Ray asked inquisitively in a girlish voice.

“Yes master. From the report his space ship was leaking fluid all over and it did not have any shields left.”, Wilson Fisk or D6 replied.

“Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! I think it’s time to get rid of Wakanda. Tell Albert Wesker to get ready to visit Wakanda. We will not use any Hand resources for this battle with Thanos. It must be Thanos. Let Thanos and the Avengers and Wakanda destroy themselves together !”, Ray said in an evil girlish voice.

Meanwhile in Wakanda, TChaka the king of Wakanda felt an ominous sign of approaching danger. Ever since their panther god Bast disappeared decades ago, King TChaka has been on edge. And now with this feeling that his nation may disappear at any moment, he fears the end of Wakanda. He called his son TChalla to him, the current Black Panther.

“Father you wish to speak to me ?”, TChalla asked curiously.

“Yes. I wish to strengthen the defence of Wakanda and I want you to investigate these Avengers I have been getting so many reports about.”, TChaka said seriously.

“Very well father, I will go to America tomorrow. I will find out all I can about the Avengers. As for the defence of Wakanda, I think we have more than enough flying ships.”, TChalla said to calm his father.

(A Day in the life of Muthu, son of Raj of Raj’s Deli)

The muscular tall dark Muthu after he had been turned gay by Butch still had revenge in his heart. He found out the last person to see his father alive was Oswald. Muthu refuse to give up his revenge. He was going to stalk Oswald. By hook or crook he was going to make Oswald confess to killing his father before he kills him. As for Butch, all he needed to do was avoid him or his gay wrestling sessions.

That’s why Muthu reopened Raj’s Deli again and is now the new proprietor of Raj’s Deli. Muthu hired an Indian girl named Siti to work for him. Every time Siti saw Muthu, her eyes sparkled. She was in love with Muthu or at least had a crush on him, after all he was young, tall, dark and handsome. And he owned his own business.

(Day 1)

Muthu was as usual his handsome self as he received a call from Ray who said in a girlish voice to deliver three servings of food to his penthouse. Muthu was ecstatic as he decided to deliver the food himself, he guessed that Butch was not in. After all, these last few days Butch had been going out of the penthouse frequently.

(Siti’s point of view)

Oh ! My boss is so handsome and hard working. He is even delivering food himself when he can ask me to deliver it.

Muthu delivered the food to Ray’s penthouse and as he rang the doorbell… Butch opened the door. Muthu was shocked and before he could even get away, Butch caught him and brought him to his room.

(Siti’s point of view)

What happened to my boss ? Did something happen to him, why is he not back yet ? It has been a whole day. Wait. There he is. He is safe. That is good. Wait why does he look like he had wrestled a bear, all his clothes are torn including his pants. Wait. There are love bites on his neck. Eww… my boss is a perverted sėx maniac. He spent the whole time having sėx for 6 hours while I was working hard here. What a creep ! He is looking embarrassed. Well you should be you perverted sėx maniac !

(Day 2)

(Muthu’s point of view)

(Siti’s point of view)

What a creep of a boss ! As if having a 6 hour sėx session with his lover is not enough, he is now stalking the owner of the penthouse ! Yeah ! Yeah ! If there is a delivery when the husband is away my creep boss will sneak in to have sėx with the wife ! Oh God ! My boss disgust me ! I wonder what did I ever see in my boss ?

(Muthu’s point of view)

Yes ! Finally Butch has left the penthouse ! And Siti just called me. There is a delivery of food for three people to the penthouse. I told her to deliver it to me and I will make the delivery. Why did she just huff at me and turn off the phone ? Oh she is finally here. She looks angry at me. Why is she angry at me ? She just threw the food for 3 people at me. Oh, she is leaving thank god. I walk into the penthouse and ring the doorbell… ah, Oswald opened the door. Got you ! He invites me in to have a talk ! I say yes ! Ha ! Finally got you, you bastard, it’s time to make you talk ! Oswald !

(Siti’s point of view)

Just as I guessed, boss is back but this time he appears to be dressed better. No torn clothes. Well it’s a longer 7 hour sėx session for my creep of a boss. I think it’s time I resign, I will tell him now.

“Boss, I resign ! I don’t want to work here anymore !”, Siti shouted out as she threw some paper at Muthu.

“Eh ! What did you say ?! I can’t hear you !”, Muthu asked.

“Uh… boss… I think you are bleeding in the ears…”, Siti said horrified.

“What ?! You want to be bred by me ?!”, Muthu asked innocently.

“Oh you creep ! I am leaving !”, Siti said as she stormed out of the store angrily.

“What ?! You love me ! Sorry can’t reciprocate that love !”, Muthu shouted out obliviously.

To be continued…