WTF I Am In The Marvel Universe! - Chapter 50

Ray called for a meeting of the Avengers. It was time to get the Avengers and Thanos to Wakanda. It was time for Thanos to destroy Wakanda and for the Avengers to destroy Thanos !

In a large round shaped table Ray was sitting down in his Wizard costume (also known as the little green elf, Ray is called that by the New York firefighters. Ray hates that name). Next to him was Natasha Romanov the Black Widow, on his other side was the extremely nervous Hawkeye (Fire Eyes new increased strength has been tested on Hawkeye more than once thus making Hawkeye a nervous wreck). In front of Ray was Tony Stark or Iron Man and Captain America Steve Rogers. Next to Tony Stark was Dr. Banner or the Hulk. While next to Captain America Steve Rogers was Sam Wilson the Falcon. Thor is off world. Somewhere between Dr. Banner and Natasha was James Rhodes or Iron Patriot.

“I have brought all of you here because with my magic, I have detected an evil presence coming to Earth.”, Ray said in a girlish voice.

“Aliens ?”, Tony Stark asked curiously.

“Yes, I believe so.”, Ray said confidently in a girlish voice.

“Are they the same aliens we fought in the battle of New York ?”, Captain America Steve Rogers asks in a serious tone.

“I believe so.”, Ray replied in a girlish voice.

“Hmm… in that case we should try to contact Thor. We need all the power we can get.”, Dr. Banner said seriously.

“I should also get to work on my iron legion. A group of Iron Men controlled by my artificial intelligence Jarvis.”, Tony Stark added.

“I will try to get the military to give us some military support.”, James Rhodes says seriously.

“Where do you think these aliens will attack ? I hope it is not New York again.”, Sam Wilson the Falcon asked nervously.

“No. This time I think they will attack a country called Wakanda.”, Ray said with an evil smile.

Ray over the years had gained many alien’s technology by reading the minds of aliens flying by or controlling them to land their space ship while the Hand copies their alien technologies. So these last few years the Hand has improved on their technology to such an extent that they could fight a space battle. It was these technologies that were incorporated into Ray’s suits of armour called Void, Shadow, Alpha and Omega. Ray had instructed the four of these space faring armoured underlings to attack Thanos in space and cause his damaged space ship to crash land in Wakanda. Then these four armours would pretend to fly into Wakanda while actually flying through a shadow portal that Shadow created to go back to the Hand headquarters in New York. Thanos should think that Wakanda attacked him without provocation and go crazy, Ray thought with an evil smile on his face.

All was prepared, it was time to expose Wakanda’s technology which Ray had already acquired through his telepathy.

(Thanos’s point of view)

Who are these beings that are attacking us ? Oh God ! My ship’s engines are destroyed by these four bastards ! Oh shit ! We are going to crash land on Earth ! I can’t even choose the coordinates to crash my ship ! I swear I will kill these four attackers and destroy their homeland ! Ah ! Sensors shows that these four are moving into that land over there. I will get my army ready to attack them without mercy !

In the Wakanda throne room, king TChaka was standing when a messenger rushed in.

“King TChaka. There are four intruders flying into our air space.”, the messenger said worriedly.

“Are they here to attack us ?”, a TChaka asked nervously.

“No, my king, they disappeared when they entered our air space. We never got a chance to look at them.”, the messenger said fearfully.

“In that case get the army ready. It may be a sign of a larger invasion. These four could be scouts for a larger invasion coming to Wakanda. And call TChalla, ask him to come back and defend Wakanda.”, King TChaka said seriously.

“Yes my king.”, the messenger said as he rushed out of the throne room.

As the messenger left, TChaka took off his clothes and wore an older version of the Black Panther costume. If his son is not here, TChaka will lead his people against any invaders that dare attack Wakanda !

(A few days ago)

Thanos was sitting on his throne as fluid leaked across his damaged ship. Thanos screamed as he stood up and stubbed his toe again. It was starting to make him go crazy.

“Crush ! Crush ! Where are you ?!”, Thanos shouted out for Crush which was the current second in command.

“Yes ! Master ! Argh !”, Crush shouted out as he stubbed his toe. Crush is the last of Thanos’s crew member that had the curse in him.

“How is the army ?”, Thanos asked in a concerned tone as he touched his non-existent pėnɨs.

“The army that is left are all non cursed personnel. Only master and myself are the only ones left that are cursed. Oh ! Master I see you are touching your private parts. Did you get the curse of the ever shrinking private parts ?”, Crush asked nonchalantly.

“Yes. My pėnɨs has disappeared and all that is left is a small hole. Now whenever I need to pee, I need to sit down and lower the toilet seat cover.”, Thanos said in a upset tone.

“Ah…. my own pėnɨs used to be as big as an elephant but now has shrunk down to the size of a peanut. If it shrinks anymore, it will be like yours, a small hole.”, Crush said in a sad tone.

“Do you have a second in command ?”, Thanos asked seriously.

“Yes I do, his name is Sube. After all I know most of those cursed have died of an accident without even knowing what happened. I almost died of electrocution this morning when I took a shower. How about master ?”, Crush said sadly.

“Well it was this morning when I choked on my breakfast and almost died.”, Thanos said sadly.

“Don’t feel too bad about it, we are about to reach Earth. Once we kill this magician the curse will end my friend.”, Thanos said proudly as he patted Crush back.

“Oops…”, Thanos said in shock.

As Thanos patted Crush’s back, Crush slipped and fell on the floor while breaking his own neck. Crush had died slipping on the floor when Thanos patted him.

“Sube ! Sube ! Where are you ?”, Thanos shouted out aloud.

“Here ! Here I am master !”, Sube shouted out aloud as he appeared before Thanos.

“You are the new second in command now and clear this dead body from my deck.”, Thanos said sadly.

Sube on that day became the second in command of a very upset Thanos.

To be continued…