WTF I Am In The Marvel Universe! - Chapter 59

Ray sat in his New York apartment hiding out from the fall out of Dr. Strange discovering his true destiny. Ray knew that Thor the Dark World was about to start and had the Hand ȧssassins trail Dr. Jane Foster as she moved around the world. Once Dr. Jane Foster arrives in London, United Kingdom, Ray will go there immediately with his three bodyguards. Yes, Butch, Oswald and Clara would be going with Ray. Why you ask ? I don’t know. Why would anyone bring three pain in the necks into a dangerous situation if not to get rid of them permanently. And if a body remains, get rid of the body so you don’t have to resurrect them.

Meanwhile in Kamar Taj, the Ancient One was now trying to calm Dr. Stephen Strange after Master Wong failed to calm him down the whole night. Now Dr. Strange is no longer so confident or chipper but had a gloomy outlook in life. You could say all of Dr. Strange’s confidence evaporated once he had to accomplish an impossible task. Dr. Strange tried using the time stone to look into his future which came back blank. This was not a good sign, it means the being that Dr. Strange will confront in the future is so powerful that even the time stone or the infinity stones could not effect it. That’s why now the Ancient One is trying to calm Dr. Strange down and give him courage.

“Come now. Calm down. Rest. You need to rest. Tomorrow will be a better day.”, the Ancient One said with a calm voice.

“That’s easy for you to say. You will be dead and I will be in the shit hole ! Can you not die so fast and solve this problem first before giving me the mantle of the sorcerer supreme ?”, Dr. Strange asked hopefully.

The Ancient One’s forehead was twitching as she said, “Listen here ! I am the one dying here ! You should be trying to calm me down and not the other way round !”.

“Is there any way Master Wong can be the new sorcerer supreme ?”, Dr. Strange asked hopefully.

“I told you before. Even Master Wong told you before. Master Wong cannot fully utilise the time stone or the eye of Agamotto.”, the Ancient One said sullenly.

“What about Baron Karl Mordo ?”, Dr. Strange asked hopefully.

“Baron Karl Mordo is giving up protecting the world on a full time basis. He has decided to adopt Ray to become his adopted son, Ray Mordo. Baron Karl Mordo will no longer be in Kamar Taj full time.”, the Ancient One said with a throbbing head ache.

“Why ? Why me ? My life is so sad…”, Dr. Strange said as he started sobbing.

“Oh God ! Get it together Strange or I am going to throw you into the middle of Antarctica !”, the Ancient One said angrily.

The banter between the Ancient One and Dr. Stephen Strange continued on for some time before Dr. Strange fell asleep from exhaustion.

(A Day in the Life of Black Panther)

Avengers headquarters and almost all the Avengers were there today with the exception of Thor. Tony Stark was sitting down with Captain America Steve Rogers with a dark face. Tony Stark was facing Prince TChalla Black Panther. Prince TChalla took out an Apple hand phone and took a photo of Tony Stark Iron Man and Captain America Steve Rogers. Tony Stark followed up by using his repulsors and blasting the Apple hand phone in Prince TChalla’s hand into teeny tiny pieces.

“Remember I told everyone before the free Apple hand phones sent by unknown parties has internal spy chips in them. They are being used by unknown parties to monitor and spy on us the Avengers. I have told everyone before to pass me those Apple hand phone if you received it so I can destroy them. Only you Black Panther did not give me your Apple hand phone. You money grubbing locust….”, Tony Stark said angrily.

“But you are suppose to pay me if I give you my new hand phone. I can’t give you my Apple hand phone for free.”, Prince TChalla the Black Panther said innocently.

“You… you … you…”, Tony Stark said with exasperation as his ċhėst heaved up and down in heavy breathing.

“Calm down … Tony, remember why we held this meeting today.”, Captain America Steve Rogers said as he looked at the innocent looking Black Panther.

“Yes we are here today because someone has been selling our photos to the tabloid magazines.”, Tony Stark said he looked at Prince TChalla the Black Panther.

“And our Avengers team members are feeling vulnerable as Avengers headquarters is suppose to be a place where we can let our hair down and act freely. The source of our problem at Avengers headquarters is Black Panther who has been selling compromising photos of the Avengers to the tabloid magazines for money.” Tony Stark added as he looked at Prince TChalla the Black Panther angrily.

“But… but they are just normal every day photos of everyone in Avengers headquarters.”, Prince TChalla the Black Panther defended himself.

“You mean the one photo of me coming out of the shower almost fully nȧkėd that you took while stalking me in my shower.”, Captain America Steve Rogers said angrily as he looked at Prince TChalla the Black Panther.

“Ah… that one was a US $ 300,000 photo….”, Prince TChalla said with drool leaking out of his mouth as he imagined the money he received from the tabloid magazine.

“Oh… I remember that US$ 400,000 photo. That was a good one.”, Prince TChalla the Black Panther said as more drool leaked from his mouth. Prince TChalla was reminiscing all the money he made taking compromising photos of the Avengers in Avengers headquarters.

“That’s why everyone here agreed that in the future if anyone were to take photos in Avengers headquarters without the full consent of all Avengers members, they would be fined US$ 1 Million per photo.”, Tony Stark said with a smirk on his face.

“What ?! You can’t do that ! What about my money ?! No ! What I mean is what about our freedom in Avengers headquarters ?”, Prince TChalla the Black Panther said in a confused tone.

“It’s settled TChalla, everyone here voted before you came and agreed on this new rule. Deal with it.”, Captain America Steve Rogers said sternly.

“My money…..”, Prince TChalla the Black Panther mumbled softly as tears streamed down his face.

To be continued…