WTF I Am In The Marvel Universe! - Chapter 75

(Hawkeye’s point of view)

What the fuċk ? Did Thor just French kiss Butch ? Something must be wrong with my eyes. Nope nothing wrong with my eyes. Now Butch is French kissing Thor. Oh God ! Steve Rogers Captain America just joined in as he got kissed by Thor ! What the fuċk is wrong with them ?! Are they all gay ??? Now the three of them are taking turns to French kiss each other. Oh God ! I almost vomited. What is Sam Wilson the Falcon doing ? Oh ! He is sitting down quietly while crying. It seems Oswald must be telling him a sad story in the corner. Well at least he isn’t gay. I should just let Sam Wilson the Falcon enjoy his sad story that Oswald is telling him. What ?! Are my eyes deceiving me again or is Clara threatening Black Widow with her hand signs. Nope I am not dreaming. Clara is sharpening her sword while looking at Black Widow Natasha Romanov menacingly. Where is a Ray, he should keep Clara in check ! Oh Ray is talking to James R. Rhodes War Machine. Ray seems to be looking for someone. What about Prince TChalla Black Panther ? Oh crap ! Is Prince TChalla stealing… trash ???

Tony Stark Iron Man had just finished copying the mind stone’s pathway and was entering Avengers lounge area. When the door to the lounge automatically opens…

“What the fuċk ?! Is this my Avengers ?!”, Tony Stark Iron Man shouted out in shock.

Tony Stark Iron Man could see Butch, Thor and Steve Rogers Captain America giving each other sloppy kisses. Clara was sharpening her sword in front of Natasha Romanov the Black Widow in a threatening manner. Sam Wilson the Falcon was sitting down quietly in the corner while crying with Oswald keeping him company. Black Panther Prince TChalla was stealing trash ! What is Prince TChalla really stealing trash ? Oh yeah, Prince TChalla is stealing those empty plastic bottles by taking it and hiding in the bag behind him.

“Ahem !”, Tony Stark Iron Man said loudly as he tried to announce his entrance to every one of the Avengers. Unfortunately for him, they just ignored him. But someone did come running up to him, it was Ray.

“Is that my mind stone ?”, Ray asked in a girlish voice as he approached Tony Stark Iron Man.

“Ah yes. Here you go. What happened here ?”, Tony Stark Iron Man asked in confusion. Tony Stark Iron Man passed the mind stone to Ray.

“Thank you. Nothing happened here, the Avengers just decided to let their hair down.”, Ray said with a sweet smile as he took the mind gem from Tony Stark Iron Man.

“Are you sure these are my Avengers ? And that they are not aliens in disguise.”, Tony Stark Iron Man asked with a depressed tone.

“Yup. I am pretty sure these are your Avengers.”, Ray said with a girlish voice and a smirk.

“Sigh…”, Tony Stark Iron Man said in a more depressed tone.

Sam Wilson the Falcon was still sitting down quietly in the corner but he had stopped crying the moment Oswald left. Now Sam Wilson the Falcon was sitting down quietly in the corner smiling while Thor and Captain America Steve Rogers continued their French kissing contest. Natasha Romanov ran to the back and let out a loud laughter and she came back telling everyone she had a lot of gas and her laughter was the Russian way to get rid of her gas. Tony Stark Iron Man was now eyeing Prince TChalla Black Panther furiously as Prince TChalla continued to steal trash left behind by the Avengers. Dr. Bruce Banner was still in the lab trying to help Tony Stark create the new artificial intelligence called Ultron.

“Yup these are my Avengers…”, Tony Stark Iron Man mumbled to himself in a sad tone.

Meanwhile Dr. Bruce Banner the Hulk has just come out seeing a depressed Tony Stark resting on a chair.

“Hey Tony. Why the sad face ? I think the computer will soon create our new artificial intelligence named Ultron.”, Dr. Bruce Banner the Hulk said happily.

“Uh nothing. Just had a realisation hit me. The Avengers are not as good as I thought before.”, Tony Stark Iron Man said in a sad tone.

“Why ?”, Dr. Bruce Banner the Hulk asked curiously.

“Ugh. Captain America Steve Rogers and Thor appears to be gay. Sam Wilson the Falcon seems to be a sad loner. Black Widow appears to have a gas problem that causes her to laugh outrageously on occasions. And Prince TChalla the Black Panther likes to steal trash as a hobby.”, Tony Stark Iron Man said with a sad face.

It was then an Iron Man suit of armour that was badly designed with wires sticking out of it came out to the Avengers lounge area. It spoke creepily to the Avengers there saying it wants to destroy the world and the Avengers. It was Ultron, the artificial intelligence that Tony Stark Iron Man and Dr. Bruce Banner the Hulk created. The other Iron Men protection robots appeared and fight between the Avengers and Ultron started with the Avengers winning and Ultron being destroyed by Thor’s hammer.

Meanwhile somewhere in Kamar Taj, a bald headed female was looking at Doctor Strange with a sad smile on her face.

She mumbled to herself, “Its about time…”.

This bald headed female was the Ancient One, the leader of the all the magicians on Earth. And the most powerful magician on Earth at the moment.

To be continued…