WTF I Am In The Marvel Universe! - Chapter 83

Wilson Fisk was sitting down while looking at his young boss Ray who had become a young man of 18 years old.

“Wilson, that’s the reason why I don’t need bodyguards anymore, I was thinking of giving you my two bodyguards Oswald and Butch while I take a vacation with Clara. They are good bodyguards and they should be able to protect you.”, Ray said with a smile.

(Wilson Fisk’s point of view)

Oh God ! He is trying to dump on me the plague of sounds and the homosexual ! Those two are not bodyguards but walking disasters ! Wait if I were to push these two to Bakuto as well as add my current useless help Big Black Bertha, I am sure Bakuto would suffer ! Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! Yes, that should make Bakuto’s life miserable, the plague of sounds, the homosexual and Big Black Bertha ! Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! Now how do I convince Ray ?

“Master, I think these bodyguards would be better served guarding Bakuto after all he always considered you to be a girly boy…”, Wilson Fisk said with a devious smile.

“Did he ? How come I never heard anything about it ?”, Ray asked with a slight look of anger.

“Yes if you don’t believe me you can ask my ȧssistant here Big Black Bertha. Isn’t that right Bertha ?”, Wilson Fisk asked seriously.

“Is Bakuto a white man ?”, Big Black Bertha asked. Big Black Bertha is a black Female with pink hair that weighs more than 1 ton, she is a a Feminist.

“Yes, he just likes to have an exotic name and he is slim and normal.”, Wilson Fisk said with a smirk.

“Lord or whatever your name is, yeah I probably heard Bakuto calling you a girly boy those few times you were not here.”, Big Black Bertha said without caring.

“Really…”, Ray said with a slightly angry tone.

“It seems that I was wrong to push my bodyguards towards you Wilson…”, Ray added.

“Wait Master, you don’t have to send the bodyguards to Bakuto personally, just record your image and voice in the machine and I will happily bring the bodyguards and the message to Bakuto personally.”, Wilson Fisk said with a happy smile.

“Oh ! Okay and good job Wilson !”, Ray said as he recorded the message on the machine and passed it to Wilson Fisk.

“And Wilson, make sure to let Big Bertha know that Oswald is her boss. Oswald should be able to straighten up her rebellious attitude towards the Hand.”, Ray said before he disappeared.

“You heard what the God of the Hand said, Oswald is your new boss.”, Wilson Fisk said as he left his room to tell both Oswald and Butch that were outside his room that Bakuto would be their new boss. Wilson Fisk also told Oswald he was getting a new ȧssistant named Big Black Bertha.

Of course Big Black Bertha the Feminists disagreed that a white man can be her boss, so Oswald talked to her on that night itself. On that same night of the discussion Big Black Bertha fainted with her ears bleeding while frothing from her mouth. She was rushed to the hospital. Oswald as her boss decided to visit her and talk to her. After 5 hours of talking to Big Black Bertha on her bed, Bertha jumped up out of her bed and ran away from hospital and Oswald.

After that a few days later, Bertha seemed to have changed her attitude, she lost some weight, she no longer had pink hair and anytime she sees Oswald she would jump up and stand straight up and shout out, “Yes !”. Because of that whenever Oswald opened his mouth Big Black Bertha would jump up, stand straight and shout out, “Yes !”, Oswald never got the chance to say anything.

A few day later after Big Black Bertha recovered, Wilson Fisk took the three bodyguards, Oswald, Butch and Bertha to see Bakuto. When they entered Bakuto’s office, Wilson Fisk was the first to speak.

“Ah ! Bakuto, I have a message from our revered master Ray.”, Wilson Fisk said as he put the message device on Bakuto’s desk. Ray’s image appeared and explained that after discussion with Wilson Fisk, it was decided that Oswald, Butch and Bertha would be Bakuto’s new bodyguards.

When the message finished, Bakuto was shocked. He wondered what devious means did Wilson Fisk use to trick the God of the Hand, Ray. Bakuto was about to say something when Wilson Fisk spoke.

“Well my job is done. I should be going now, you know what to do Oswald, Butch and Bertha.”, Wilson Fisk spoke with an evil smirk on his face. After saying that Wilson Fisk immediately turned around and left the office. Wilson Fisk had left instructions on how to protect Bakuto to the three bodyguards before meeting up with Bakuto.

Immediately after Wilson Fisk left, Big Black Bertha screamed and ran up to Bakuto and jumped on him. Bertha’s big fat body that weighed more than 1 ton squashed Bakuto on the ground. Oswald came up to Bakuto and started talking to him. While Butch just sat next to Bakuto and started reading his nasty explicit gay sėx magazines. Bakuto squashed under the weight of Bertha couldn’t even speak as his body, ears and eyes were ȧssaulted by his three new bodyguards.

To be continued…