You Made Me a Superstar - Chapter 465

Chapter 465 Pointing at the nose and scolding in the movie?

When a burst of light flashed on the big screen and the picture of “Sniper Phone Booth” appeared, many people subconsciously felt a sense of familiarity.

Cinema fans can easily recognize the filming location of this movie. It is the most prosperous street in Yanjing City, “Huai’an East Street”, and it is also one of the few places where there is still a “telephone booth”.

In the past, Shen Changwei’s films, whether it was an early local film or a later martial arts film, almost every film had its own unique soundtrack…

But this movie has no soundtrack at all, and the shots are extraordinarily simple, and there is not even any sense of art at all. Seeing Chen Kai and others frown slightly.

The characters are very diverse, on the hustle and bustle of the street.

Students, elderly, women, middle-aged men at work…

In the movie, there are all kinds of people, especially the random framing of the movie lens, which is like a documentary of a modern metropolis.

“It’s too rough, but it’s normal to think about it. How good is the shot of a movie that was shot in three days and then released in a hurry?”

“Maybe this movie is a movie that smashed its own brand…”

There were whispers of discussion around, and then several directors such as Shen Jinsong and Cao Bangguo shook their heads and looked at Shen Changwei unconsciously.

If you watch it carefully, everyone will find that there is nothing in the title of “Sniper Phone Booth”, even a trace of Shen Changwei’s movie.

There is no special effects and martial arts feelings of “Heroes”, no scene depiction like Chinese ink painting, no close-up shots that are almost stream of consciousness, and even no “artistic” atmosphere can be seen.

The protagonist of the movie, Chen Shuangbao, has changed from the old peasant image in “The Bottom of the Mine”, wearing sunglasses, a suit and a tie, dressed as a social elite, with a servile assistant next to him.

Although the    camera didn’t give him too many close-ups, it was quite easy to distinguish him from other pedestrians.

He is arrogant, full of foul language, and extremely lacking in quality. None of the three sentences is true, and he is extraordinarily hypocritical. He has answered five or six calls, each with a different face.

After making the call, he handed over all the tedious work to the servile assistant beside him, and after cursing and letting him go, he looked around alone, walked towards the phone booth, and dialed the phone, which just connected. Not long after, he was interrupted by a fat man delivering pizza. He scolded the fat man for a while, and finally sent the fat man away and continued to make calls.

“Tingting, let me tell you, I know a lot about directors in this circle. I miss you so much now. A woman as perfect as you is a screaming artwork…”

“…”

“I know this circle very well. As a public relations director who has been in this industry for more than ten years, I am absolutely sure that you will become a superstar. What is a superstar, you know? Tens of millions of mansions, hundreds of millions of endorsements …”

“…”

“You want to make a movie? OK, no problem. You can choose any of the directors of Huaxia. I’m familiar with them. Do you want me to give my opinion? No problem, director Ada? Ada is actually not as talented as you think. , so powerful, although his films have participated in the French Film Festival and won great awards, but since that film, what his films have been like, one is not as good as the other! And he himself is very careful and only accepts fans I can’t accept criticism and doubts about him at all… The PR incidents I have about him have piled up. Also, this director has always wanted to prove that he is very good, and he can shoot and sell without the help of his father. People praised it as an epoch-making art film, but you see, what kind of **** was it made…”

“…”

“Choose Director Zhou Yuan? No, no, no, Director Zhou Yuan’s **** is crooked, he drank some foreign ink, and all the films he made are about how good overseas is and how miserable China is. of…”

“…”

“I miss you too, can I come over today, let’s talk about the night light script, and recently got an awesome script called “Spider-Man”!”

“…”

in the theater.

Chen Kai actually has no interest in “Sniper Phone Booth” at all.

I came here this time, on the surface, I came here to support Zhou Yilin’s movie, but in fact I came here to watch Shen Changwei’s jokes.

A movie made in three days, how bad is it?

In his back row, many film critics have been arranged to write film reviews while watching the movie.

But no one thought that when Chen Shuangbao in the movie walked into the phone booth, his eyes widened!

Especially when he saw Chen Shuangbao on the phone holding the microphone and talking to the “little lover” on the other end of the phone about those movies in China, he suddenly found that countless filmmakers in the industry turned their heads to look at him.

“French Film Festival” “One is not as good as the other”, “Prove that I can make it without the help of my father”, “What kind of **** are you filming”!

When    these directional words came out of Chen Shuangbao’s mouth, his face became ashen.

This **** is exposing his shortcomings in front of everyone, making him unable to step down!

“What Screen Actors Guild? These Screen Actors Guilds are easy to join. If you want to join the Directors Guild, I can join… In fact, the Directors Guild is not as complicated as you think. Do you think that only professional directors can join the Guild? No, there is no need at all. , How many people in the association can really make movies? Their level of filming is not even as good as that of me who is doing public relations. Oh, you can see that so many bad movies are born every year. Of course, I can only dare to do this. tell you…”

Standing on the seat, Feng Minrui, who had been watching the movie well, suddenly changed his face.

Chen Shuangbao in the movie is really too bad-mouthed. Not only did he scold Chen Kai by name, but he even demeaned their Huaxia Directors Association!

“Fuck! Is this “Sniper Phone Booth” crazy? Can you say that?”

“The script for this movie was written by Zhou Yang, and he fought back in this way…”

“It’s so interesting, look at Chen Kai, Chen Kai’s face is green now!”

“Fuck, he got up!”

“He seems to be walking towards Zhou Yang…”

“Mom, are we going to fight?”

“No, no fight!”

“…”

The movie is still playing.

The protagonist Chen Shuangbao on the screen was chatting on the phone with his “lover” in a public phone booth, chatting with each other about love, and smothering a lot of things with pride.

In the screening room, Chen Kai clenched his fists and charged towards Zhou Yang under everyone’s eyes.

When everyone saw Chen Kai grabbing Zhou Yang’s collar, they wanted to beat Zhou Yang on the spot, but then they seemed to realize something, put down their fists, and after scolding for a while, turned around and took Feng Minrui and others away.

Zhou Yang tidied up his collar and waved at Chen Kai who was leaving with a smile on his face.

“Director Chen, this story is purely fictional and has nothing to do with anyone in reality, don’t think too much about it…”

Fans who were close to the two heard the voice, and then looked at Chen Kai, only to see Chen Kai paused for a moment, then stared at Zhou Yang: “You wait, you wait with me, I will **** you. !”

Everyone saw Chen Kai leave with a sullen face. When he came to Shen Changwei’s side, he seemed to stop for a while, but saw Shen Changwei smiling and nodding at him, without saying anything, he fluttered his sleeves and left.

………………

There was an uproar in the auditorium.

However, Zhou Yang sat back on the chair very calmly, and after tidying up his wrinkled collar, he turned his head to continue watching the movie.

The script of “Sniper Phone Booth” is different from the original “Sniper Phone Booth”. It was originally a European and American version, and Zhou Yang’s version is naturally a Chinese version.

The main frame remains unchanged, and some important lines that Zhou Yang remembers a lot have not changed, but without affecting the main line and the overall film atmosphere, some lines of “artistic processing, Chinese characteristics” have been added. After all, the original world ” The protagonist of “Sniper Phone Booth” works as a public relations officer. Because he is a public relations officer, it is normal to know some insider stories in the entertainment industry, right? It’s more reasonable to use rhetoric to show off what you know and then lie to a girl, right?

Zhou Yang, who sat down, naturally felt that many eyes were looking at him, and even some eyes were mixed with the breath of killing himself…

But Zhou Yang doesn’t care.

【This story is purely fictitious, and any evaluation of anyone is also fictitious】.

The sentence    is presented in the very conspicuous title of the film, anyone who knows a little Chinese can see it, right?

said that this movie is fictional, why are you Chen Kai angry? Is it because I made up that it hurts your heart accidentally?

Zhou Yang touched his nose.

The brief uproar in the screening hall and the lines in “Sniper Phone Booth” made the group of reporters squeezed into the aisle very excited, and they all took their notebooks and wrote hard, especially after seeing Chen Kai coming out, the group of reporters were even more excited. It was to surround Chen Kai so tightly that he didn’t care that Chen Kai’s face turned into a pig’s liver, and he wanted to beat someone.

After the uproar…

Some fans are still focused on the movie, they realize that the movie seems to be starting to enter the “theme”.

Chen Shuangbao in the movie stood in the phone booth and sadly said goodbye to his “lover”.

Lover can’t attend his party tonight because of some things…

Just as he picked up the ring and was about to leave, the phone booth suddenly rang.

“When you hear the phone ringing, it may be someone else’s phone, but when you hear the phone ringing, you can’t help but pick it up, right?”

“what?”

“I hope you understand how sad you make me…”

“who are you?”

“Don’t think about hanging up…”

“you’ve got the wrong number…”

“Dude, that pizza is so delicious, you’ll really regret not taking his…”

(end of this chapter)