Young Miss is a Dissolute Exorcist - C230
“Buzz buzz buzz!” The Green Edge Sword once again made a sound in midair, as if it was talking to the fatty. Hearing that, his face immediately became gloomy, and he continuously shook his head: “What? You told me to go find them, so I didn’t want to fight against those Yao Demons. What does the Mortal Realm have to do with me!? ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Green Edge’s sword pointed horizontally towards his fart. He bitterly poked his finger down and was in so much pain that he jumped on the spot and shouted, “You old lunatic, you’re going to stab me to death! What are you trying to do? If I say I’m not going, then I’m not going! It’s so annoying!”
“Wow!” Next, the Green Edge Sword seemed to have gotten angry or something, and it used all its strength to fart towards the fat ancestor. He continued to poke the tree, forcing it to run around in the forest.
Xiang Xue’er was baffled as she looked at the bloody farce in front of her. She had no idea what they were talking about. Thus, he decided to fart. Luo Qiu sat on the ground with one hand resting on his chin, as if he was watching a good show.
After playing cat and mouse for half a day, the fatty finally fell to the ground in exhaustion. The Green Edge Sword was still beside him, constantly making buzzing sounds. As for what it was saying, he didn’t understand it at all.
“Alright, alright. You’re amazing, okay? Can’t I go find him?” If I get rid of you, then spare me! ” The fatty finally gave in, and the Green Edge Sword hummed as it spoke. When the fatty heard this, he immediately pointed at Xiang Xue’er in astonishment. “No way, you asked me to take it with me.” “Her?”
“Bring me with what?” Xiang Xue’er was still befuddled. She didn’t understand a single word these two fellows were saying. What were they talking about?
The Green Edge Sword shook its body. Body, blade pointed at Fatty’s fart again. He was so anxious that he hurriedly shook his head and sighed, “Fine, fine, fine. I’ll listen to you. You’re the boss!”
With that, the fat ancestor walked towards Xiang Xue’er. He sat in front of her with a pair of black chicken eyes, extremely unwilling. “Listen. From now on, you have to listen to my commands. Only then will I tell you what I’m going to do.”
“At your command? On what basis? ” Xiang Xue’er frowned as she unwillingly snorted. Then, the Green Edge Sword let out a buzzing sound. The fatty immediately turned his head impatiently and shouted, “I understand, I’m just going to tell her right away, am I not?”
The fatty slowly stood up and began to narrate, “Just now the old thing told me about the Six-Pointed Star. It is said that on the 21st of December this year, according to the ancient records, there will be a thousand year old Six-Pointed Star trained into a single line, from that day on, the moon and sun will disappear, and this time will continue for three days. The world is now dark, and when people fall into panic, this is the best time to increase the magic of the demon world.
“Oh my god, so that’s how it is?” Xiang Xue’er was greatly alarmed. If this was the case, then it would really be troublesome. “This is not a joke. The world of humans has been informed that humans will never be able to rise again.”
“That’s right!” After the fat ancestor finished speaking, he turned around to look at the Green Edge Sword beside him. “But the old thing said that if I go find the owners of the other three divine artifacts, there might be a glimmer of hope.”
The owners of the other three divine artifacts? Xiang Xue’er quickly asked, “Do you have any ideas?” “Hurry up and tell me.”
Fatty nodded his head: “That’s right, only by gathering the power of our ancient Five Divine Artifacts will it be possible to ignite the light of the Sun and the Moon of the Tower of Hope. That way, even if it is dark, it will be able to restrain the growth of the magic of the demon realm and give us hope in battle.”
“First, I have to find the ancestors of the ancient Five Divine Artifacts. Although I don’t know where they are, but I understand now. Where is the light of the Sun and the Moon of the Tower of Hope?”
When the fatty heard this, he turned his head to look at the Green Edge Sword, only to see it turning its head. Pointing at the peak of the outer mountain, the two of them turned to look at it. Xiang Xue’er blinked her eyes doubtfully. The Tower of Hope is in the Ethereal Mountain? I only know that there is a Trap Tower there. ”
The fat ancestor shook his head. After listening to the Green Edge Sword, he suddenly came to a realization. “Old thing, the Tower of Hope is the Tower of Enchantment!”
The Tower of Hope was the Trap Demon Pagoda. Xiang Xue’er was as shocked as the fatty’s ancestor. He turned his head and praised Green Edge Sword, “You are really amazing. You know everything!”
Fatty covered his mouth and laughed, “Of course. This old thing is trying to seal the Demon Lord, don’t pressure him. It has been at the Demon Tower for more than a hundred years. It knows clearly who the Demon Lord has met and what he has said. ”
“Oh!” So that was the case. Only then did Xiang Xue’er understand the true meaning of those words. It was as if a wall had ears. This was a typical live version.
“Enough!” “Let’s start our journey. Today is October 25th, and there’s less than two months until December 21st. It seems like we need to find the other three ancestors as soon as possible!” The fatty and the Green Edge Sword glanced at each other before they turned their heads and walked forward in tacit understanding.
Xiang Xue’er froze for a moment before she quickly chased after him. She was a little conflicted as she asked, “Hey, are you sure you want to bring me along?”
“What’s wrong?” The fat ancestor turned to look at Xiang Xue’er and asked, “Did that old thing ask you to come with him?” If you do not want me to force you, then I will not force you. In any case, I was not willing to get involved with this matter anyway. ”
“That’s not what I meant!” Xiang Xue’er quickly shook her head and pointed at her eyes. “My current identity is rather awkward. If I stay with you, I might get into trouble and delay your time!”
As soon as she finished speaking, Qing Feng’s sword flew right in front of her, buzzing as if he was saying something. Then, the fat ancestor started to repeat what he meant: “I heard the conversation between you and Sikong Xueyi. I know you have good intentions and want to get rid of the Demon Lord, so I want you to go with me!”
Xiang Xue’er felt a warm feeling in her heart. She didn’t expect to obtain the recognition of the Green Edge Sword, so she was extremely happy. Suddenly, the Blue Edge Sword whizzed back into the scabbard on her back, and the fatty shrugged his shoulders.
As a result, after Xiang Xue’er learned of the Demon Lord’s plot, she decisively joined in the search for the ancient Five Divine Artifacts. She did not have any grand plans to save the common people, but only wanted to prove that she herself, even as a demon, should be respected by others.
Xiang Xue’er took a deep breath and lamented how the world had changed so quickly that she didn’t even have time to think before rushing to the next battlefield. She turned her head to look at the other side and asked, “Hey, what’s our next target?”
“The Five Divine artifacts themselves are capable of resonating with each other. I can sense that the Fuxi Zither should be in the southwest direction!” The alchemist turned his head and looked at Xiang Xue’er before heading towards the southwest.
Ever since Xiang Xue’er had turned into a devil, the demonic aura she exuded had grown even more intense. Li Yun followed closely behind, following her through her scent.
Location: Located in the southwest of Chu Yun Country, about 200 km away, in a village of the Nuwa Clan.
After two days of trekking, Li Yun and his group arrived at the village. Duck looked up at the sign at the entrance of the village and stared at the young lady dressed in gauze before drooling, “Wow, the Nuwa Family, what do you think eldest young mistress is doing here?”
“How should I know? “I came here smelling something along the way!” Li Yun was baffled as well. Why would this Xiang Xue’er come here with nothing to do? The group complained as they walked, “What a shitty place! Everyone has grown up with their high nose bridge and blue eyes, and they’re even dressed in fancy clothes. They look so weird!”
Lian Chengxue picked up the map and looked at it. This was a minority village southwest of Chu Yun Country. There was a descendant of the god race called Nuwa Clan. Although they had heard of this before, this was the first time they had seen this race.
“Ha ha!” Lingzhu’s eyes slanted as she looked at the men walking on the street. Each of them was tall and mighty, their eerie blue eyes bewitching. She covered her mouth and laughed. “There are so many beautiful men. Xiang Xue’er really knows how to find a good place!”
Beautiful man?” Li Yun could not stand hearing these words. He immediately turned to look at the men on the street and wished he could shoot them all off with his gaze. He scolded viciously, “This pervert!” “You crazy girl, you still want to seduce me even at such a time? Sooner or later, I’ll divorce her!
As he said that, a red figure flashed across the street from the other side. Duck immediately cried out, “Big Sis! Look! That seems to be Big Sis! Strange, there’s a fatty beside her.”
“Where, where?” Li Yun looked around, only to see that the two figures had disappeared into the sea of people in a flash. The duck hopped off its horse and ran straight ahead, “Sister, sister, don’t go!”
By the time Duck had caught up, there was no one in the alley. Duck was disappointed. She sat on the floor and started to cry like mad, “Oh, don’t! Big Sis’s taste has changed. She actually likes Fatty not liking beautiful men anymore!”
Lingzhu, Li Yun and a few others ran over closely behind them. The alley was empty, and Lingzhu reached out to rub the duck’s head to comfort it. “It’s alright, don’t cry, you might have seen wrongly!”
“How is that possible? My big sister can’t be wrong.” Duck pursed his lips to wipe his tears, immediately venting his anger on Li Yun. “It must be because you’re here that my eldest sister is unwilling to come out and see me!”
“Ah?” “Why me?” Li Yun was furious as soon as he heard it, blue veins popping on his forehead as the two of them started to pinch each other again. “What do you mean by that? Smelly duck, explain it clearly to me!”
“Isn’t it? If it wasn’t for your master saying that my big sister is a woman, she wouldn’t be so angry that she would ignore us! ” Duck had forcefully dragged the matter of Feng Qingyang onto Li Yun Yang’s back. “My eldest sister must not have wanted to see you, so she hid away!”
“You asshole duck.” It really was as if a pot was being pulled out of a pot. Li Yun snuck over to pull the duck by the neck, and the duck lunged at him, biting into his neck. The leg, in a few seconds, was once again twisted into a ball.
Ling Zhu’s eyelids drooped down as she turned around as if she did not see him: “I really can’t take it anymore, I don’t care, you guys can just casually hit her and kill her one less. It just so happens that Xue’er only has one person, and it’s not enough for you guys to share!”
“Hmm?” Both men stopped what they were doing when they heard it. Li Yun turned to look at Duck. “Duck, let go of your stinky mouth!”
“Let go of me first!” Duck rolled his eyes and almost choked from the pressure. The two of them continued to bicker with each other as if their lives was on the line.
“What? Let go of me first, then I’ll let go.”
“In your dreams, you’d better let go first.”
“…”
A man started to fight to the death over who should let go first. Even Chengxue shook his head and left, “I really can’t stand these two enemies. Whatever. I don’t care.”
He walked to the entrance of the alleyway and turned around to look at the Spiritual Bead that was standing there. Is that Xue’er? ”
“I don’t know either, but Li Yun’s nose shouldn’t be wrong!” Ling Zhu’s hawk eyes swept across the crowd, “But what is Xue’er doing here? “It seems like we need to do a thorough check.”
Night was about to fall. Xiang Xue’er and the fatty ancestor were drinking tea on the street but they did not know anything about Li Yun and the rest’s arrival.
“How is it? Did you feel anything?” Xiang Xue’er turned her head and glanced at the fat ancestor, who was sitting beside her.
The feeling is getting closer and closer. The divine tools will resonate with each other just like me and that old thing, Green Edge Sword. But even so, if the other party doesn’t respond, there is no way to find them.
“So that’s how it is. It seems that we have to increase the scope of the search!” After Xiang Xue’er finished speaking, the two of them left the tea stand and found an inn to sleep in. The Fuxi Zither, logically speaking, should have the appearance of a zither.
On the other hand, Li Yun and the rest had decided to stay in the inn opposite of Xiang Xue’er after exchanging pleasantries. How could they not have noticed the presence of the other party if they had advanced like this?
Li Yun could not fall asleep in the middle of the night, so he could not help but feel that the scent of her was so strong that it reached the next morning.
“Dong Dong Dong!” The sound of drums and gongs came from outside, sucking in all the people who were on board. Xiang Xue’er stretched and sat up. What kind of plane was she on this early in the morning?
She pushed open the window and looked at the square opposite. It was bustling with activity. From afar, she could see a young man standing on top of the embroidered building. Colour. Beautiful. The woman was sitting there playing a zither, emitting a beautiful melody.
What’s so strange about a woman playing a lute? While Xiang Xue’er was puzzled, she suddenly looked to the side and saw two huge red banners written on both sides of the pavilion: Groom Search Competition!
Wow, the Groom Search Competition from ancient times. Xiang Xue’er immediately became excited. She only remembered seeing this kind of scene in a TV show. She didn’t expect to see a live version of this. It was so cool.
Below the stage, a group of men had surrounded the embroidery building so tightly that not even a drop of water could trickle through. They were constantly shouting, “Wah, Miss Qin is competing in the Groom Search Competition, it’s really great. I want to participate, I want to participate!”
‘Dong, dong dong ‘, the melodious zither music seemed exceptionally beautiful and empty, like a nightingale singing in a low voice in the air. It seemed that her skills were quite high. Just who was the Miss Qin that these men spoke of?
She was still hesitating, thinking it was a pity that she was not a man. If she was, then she would definitely compete in the competition. Suddenly, the door was pushed open with a bang. He shouted, “It’s it! It’s it! That’s it!”
“Huh?” Why did this word sound so familiar? It seemed to be from an animated cartoon, and she began to sing, “It’s it, it’s it, it’s it! Our friend, little Nezha …!”
The fatty first ancestor frowned, then his face turned dark. He snapped, “Why did you start singing? Little Nezha? I said it was Fuxi Zither!”
Fuxi Zither? After talking for a long time, this guy was talking about the Fuxi Zither. She quickly turned her head over and asked with a conflicted look, “I’m sorry, Lord Fatty. I don’t have any resonance with the Divine Equipment, but you’re talking about the beauty of playing the zither. A woman? It was still beautiful. The guqin in the woman’s hand? ”
When the fatty heard this, he raised his chin and pointed to the front. “At that time, it was the zither. Even if it was the ancestor of an ancient divine tool, he usually wouldn’t reveal his real body. Of course, I’m an exception.”