Your Memes Are Better Looking Than You - Chapter 16

    Jiang Xun: “…”

    Ten years ago, Jiang Xun was a smug middle-2nd teenager who pretended to be a cigarette with his finger biscuits every day, and looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle every day.

    When this Weibo was posted, Jiang Xun was arguing with his family about going to youth training. A thirteen-year-old child, he was persevering and stubborn, but he faced the stubbornness of those around him. Doubt, how much is a little confused.

    I don’t know if I’m lonely or not, but the confusion is real.

    This Weibo is so old that even Jiang Xun himself forgot.

    Everyone has a black history, but not everyone’s black history will be pulled out to the public.

    Gu Wei went down with a shovel, and the dark history was unearthed.

    There is no movement from Gu Wei, the likes and screenshots are wildly spread by night owl netizens on major social platforms, and there are signs of bad things.

    Gu Wei is black and red, fans are at least tens of millions of bases, a wave of inquiries from fans and a wave of passers-by spread, a screenshot of black history likes overwhelmingly swept the entire Weibo.

    Sure enough, 20 minutes later, professional player Jiang Xun, following the world champion and variety show passers-by, landed on the hot search again—

    #jiangxunloneliness#

    This kind of hot search makes people especially want to click in.

    So five minutes later, the word “new” next to the hot search became “boiling”.

    Jiang Ying was already laughing in the living room.

    “I told you to stay away from him, you said that you protect the powder, quack quack.” The pig’s call changed to the goose call, “I asked you to protect the powder, and the opponent is a little white-eyed wolf. “

    “Hohohohohohahahahaha.” The goose croak turned into the chicken croak again.

    Jiang Ying turned the living room into a zoo.

    Jiang Xun: “…”

    Is it an offense to force someone into a corner and tease him with the name of a little daughter-in-law?

    But it’s not over, it’s just the beginning.

    Jiang Xun’s teammates are all kings of staying up late. After hearing the news, they came one by one, followed Gu Wei’s Weibo, and one person gave the “loneliness” a like, and each commented A dog head was posted in the post, and soon the four of them were neatly picked up by netizens who eat melons.

    It was one o’clock in the morning, Jiang Xun’s mobile phone was ringing non-stop, and the team’s QQ group was very lively.

    [TMW-SK]: @TMW-Xun, looking for God, lonely? Light a cigarette.jpg

    [TMW-Big Pineapple]: @TMW-Xun, looking for God, lonely? Light a cigarette.jpg

    [TMW-Xiongzai]: @TMW-Xun, looking for God, are you lonely? Light a cigarette.jpg

    [TMW-West]: @TMW-Xun, looking for God, lonely? Light a cigarette.jpg

    A few people didn’t care whether Jiang Xun saw it or not, and chatted on their own.

    [TMW-SK]: As expected of the captain, I know a lot, and I knew loneliness as soon as I graduated from elementary school.

    [TMW-SK]: Hanhan Evolution.jpg

    [TMW-Xiongzai]: Hahahahaha, this is either a diehard fan or a big enemy. It’s too fierce, and it directly exposes the old bottom of our search for God. Now everyone knows that Jiang Xun, who was not good in their game, was a fool ten years ago.

    [TMW-Big Pineapple]: Gu Wei? I remember, this is not the little star who was bullied by the boss last time, the one who was on the hot search, I am afraid that it is not a special revenge hahahahaha, this trick is too cruel.

    [TMW-Big Pineapple]: I think he has seen Jiang Xun’s game, is he a fan? Is it because you want to force the **** grass powder? Hahaha.

    [TMW-West]: Friends, why do I think this is true love.

    [TMW-Xiongzai]: How do Xige say this.

    [TMW-West]: Based on our brotherhood with Jiang Xun, will we go to discover his Weibo ten years ago in the middle of the night?

    [TMW-Xiongzai]: Reasonable.

    The hand speed of professional players has been fully experienced at this moment. Several people took out the hand speed water group that beat people on the field, and the water reached 999+ in minutes.

    [TMW-Xun]: Noisy.

    The system prompts: TMW-Xun has left the group chat.

    [TMW-SK]: I ran, the boss ran, hahahaha.

    [TMW-West]: Brothers, based on my intuition over the years, these two are tricky.

    [TMW-SK]: Xi Ge cattle batch, can you see this?

    [TMW-West]: Yes, do you want to gamble?

    Jiang Xun pokes open the chat interface with Gu Wei, the page is quiet, and the parties seem to have no idea that they have provoked a storm.

    The netizens on Weibo also exploded. Jiang Xun’s Weibo ten years ago was reposted tens of thousands of times in less than an hour, with nearly 10,000 comments, and various kinds—

    Netizen 1: God Xun, that third-tier little star has started to rub off on your popularity again, but he is trying to catch you.

    Netizen 2: My fan’s professional player turned out to be like this ten years ago. Don’t be lonely, man, grass fan, I can’t wait.

    Netizen 3: I’m Gu Weijia’s little hedgehog. We Weiwei didn’t mean it on purpose. It must have been slippery. Weiwei finished work tonight, and it was very late. By this time, he was probably already I fell asleep, and I will definitely apologize to Xun Shen tomorrow. Let’s apologize to Jiang Xun for Weiwei first! kneel down.jpg

    Netizen 4: Don’t wash it upstairs, is it interesting for fans to criticize? Hand skating can go up to ten years ago. How long is this hand? Your family Gu Wei is very scheming. After the variety show has passed, he is still brooding, and he specially came to archaeologically turn over the dark history of Jiangxun.

    Netizen 5: Yes, Gu Wei just can’t deal with the right family, so he has come to deal with the right family’s brother.

    Netizen 5: It’s been ten years, has the lonely search waited until the lonely you? [Doraemon Surprised.jpg]

    Netizen 6: Shit, why should I do a hot search before going to bed? Now that I’m laughing, how can I go to work tomorrow?

    Jiang Xun’s girlfriend fans are confessing, and technical fans are laughing wildly.

    Gu Wei’s sister fans are protecting their cubs, and black fans are dancing.

    There are also a group of passers-by who constantly delete other people’s hahaha in the forwarding editor and replace their own hahaha.

    The culprit who stirred up a **** storm was lying on the bed in his room, holding the phone in one hand and the pillow in the other, and slept in darkness.

    There are two people lying by the door of Gu Wei’s room.

    “Did he sleep?” Shi Xinyan lowered her voice.

    “I seem to be asleep, but I didn’t turn off the lights.” Chi Yunkai lay on the ground and looked into the crack of the door, “I knew it.”

    “Let him sleep.” Shi Xinyan said, “You wake him up now, he won’t be able to sleep tonight.”

    Captain Fu Zhi lived a middle-aged and elderly life and fell asleep when he came back. Luo Chenxuan, who was the vocal, came out to collect water before going to bed. He passed by the door of Gu Wei’s room with a cup in his sleepy eyes, but he didn’t see lying on the ground. with two people.

    Chi Yunkai: “?”

    Shi Xinyan: “Grass, hot.”

    In the room, Gu Wei’s mobile phone vibrated twice, and in the deep sleep under the influence of drugs, Gu Wei frowned in dissatisfaction, let go of the mobile phone, pushed it to the bedside, the mobile phone dropped on the floor.

    The screen of the phone lights up, showing the latest received message—

    [100,000 volts]: See you tomorrow.

    This hot search has brought 100,000 points of fun to the boring life of netizens, and the popularity has remained high until the morning.

    The early morning alarm clock woke Gu Wei from his sleep, Gu Wei rubbed his eyes, feeling that he hadn’t slept so peacefully in a long time.