Your Memes Are Better Looking Than You - Chapter 17
Gu Wei found his cell phone under the bed, he forgot to charge it before going to bed yesterday, and the cell phone was dead.
Gu Wei connected the charging cable to the phone and pushed the door to wash.
Gu Wei: “Morning.”
There are two people sitting on the sofa in the living room, two people lying on their stomachs.
“Why are you looking at me so hard to say.” Gu Wei was a little confused, “Did I sleep until I was deformed?”
Only one night passed, and the eyes of this group of people looked at him with admiration.
He is a boy band dancer, He De He Neng.
“Brother, have you seen the hot search?” Shi Xinyan asked.
“The phone is out of power and shut down.” Gu Wei said, “I was scolded again?”
No, he should be honest recently, neither grabbing the C position nor provoking the opponent.
The four shook their heads.
Gu Wei: “I’m going to be confused?”
The four shook their heads.
“Then it’s not a big problem.” Gu Wei said, “I’m going to wash up, and I’ll go to the airport later.”
Given that he is often scolded by black fans for hot searches, Gu Wei is really not very interested in hot searches.
Chi Yunkai and Shi Xinyan, who had been honorably wounded for a whole night, finally couldn’t hold back: “Brother, take a look at the trending searches.”
“The phone is charging.” Gu Wei spread his hands.
“Look at me.” Chi Yunkai handed over the phone.
Gu Wei stopped and turned his attention to Chi Yunkai’s phone.
#jiangxunloneliness#
Gu Wei: “?”
What’s so good about this, these Jiang Xun fans’ fans filters are too heavy, even if you are chasing the game, you have to follow the hot search.
He is not a fan of Jiang Xun, why should he look at the hot search of emoji.
“What do you think?” Chi Yunkai rubbed his hands together, looking forward to it.
Gu Wei said: “As expected of Jiang hooligan, loneliness has to be mentioned on the hot search.”
Such a high profile is indeed the style of the emoji.
Admire.
Chi Yunkai: “…”
Shi Xinyan: “…”
Gu Wei went to wash up, and the remaining four members of the boy group looked at each other.
“He deliberately dug with a shovel?” Luo Chenxuan beeped softly.
“I don’t think so.” Fu Zhi shook his head while holding the big tea jar.
Because I can’t figure out the routine, everyone doesn’t know where to ask.
Gu Wei and Shi Xinyan are going to a variety show, and the rest of the people have their own announcements to run. After breakfast, a few people dispersed, Gu Wei and Shi Xinyan took their luggage to the airport.
On the plane, Gu Wei was holding the script of “Bright Like the Moon”, feeling that Shi Xinyan beside him was a little restless.
Shi Xinyan seemed a little hesitant to speak, and her eyes were a little complicated.
“Do you have anything to say?” Gu Wei asked.
Shi Xinyan: “It’s alright, my **** hurts, I got burnt yesterday.”
Gu Wei: “?” What operation?
“Why don’t you…look at the hot search again?” Shi Xinyan followed suit.
Gu Wei: “???”
What’s wrong with these people today?
This is a big deal on the hot search.
The stock market crashed?
Winter?
T.ATW disbanding?
The plane landed at the airport in Y city, and there were many fans at the airport who knew the itinerary of the two came to pick up the plane. The support club is arranged in an orderly manner, and everyone obeys the rules. Gu Wei smiled at the camera of several little girls.
“Weiwei, look at the hot search!” In the crowd, I don’t know who took the lead and shouted.
Immediately after, a group of people began to repeat to Gu Wei: “Weiwei, look at the hot search.”
Gu Wei: “?”
What day is it today, why is everyone showing him the trending search.
Including the lady at the airport security check, who seemed to recognize him as Gu Wei, restrained her laughter and whispered to him to watch the hot search.
“Okay, I will watch it.” Gu Weichong waved to his fans, “Don’t worry, everyone go back and pay attention to safety.”
“We’re not at ease.” Fans fretted.
As soon as Gu Wei got into the car of the show crew, he pressed the power button of the mobile phone. After a short boot screen, the mobile phone reconnected to the signal, and the first four messages popped up, the time was last night.
First message.
[Agent Zhao]: Well done.
Gu Wei was confused, what did he do, why did he do it beautifully.
The second message is from Chi Yunkai, a member of the group.
[Keep the clouds open to see the moon cakes]: Woohoo.
Gu Wei was confused, Chi Yunkai didn’t sleep well in the middle of the night yesterday, what WeChat did he send him, how important things were, and Chi Yunkai didn’t necessarily mention it to him in the morning.
The third message, an acquaintance.
[100,000 volts]: See you tomorrow.
Gu Wei was very confused.
See what?
I broke off the marriage and went to record a variety show, no appointment.
Fourth message, home.
[Big Claw Crab]: You are a worthy opponent.
Gu Wei was perplexed.
What day, how come even the opposite house is getting windy.
He exited the four confusing messages, clicked on the Weibo icon, and what caught his eye was the hot search he had seen in the morning.
#jiangxunloneliness#
The three messages just now were rolling in Gu Wei’s mind, and Gu Wei’s heart suddenly sounded an alarm bell—
He remembered, before going to bed yesterday, because of the script, he swiped Jiang Xun’s Weibo, it seemed to be quite hard, and after that, he seemed to fall asleep.
An innocently liked Weibo from ten years ago.
Gu Wei: “…”
Gu Wei: “…”
It’s over, he’s busy.
Archaeology was cool for a while, and archaeology has always been cool, but he was so cool yesterday that he fell asleep, and his fingers were still on the screen of the mobile phone.
His unsatisfactory right hand.
Apologize now, it’s too late.
According to his understanding of Jiang Xun, he may have thought of many ways to prepare to bully people.
The whole night has passed, and everyone in Cuntong.com knows that world champion Jiang Xun wandered alone in a lonely night ten years ago.
The netizens have eaten several rounds of melons and pinched the racks several times. Now they are waiting to see how the two parties plan to respond.
From the moment I got in the car, the variety show has already started recording. At this time, the director rushed to the two guests in the car and said with a smile: “Hand over your phone, the show will officially start.”
“Great, I like variety shows so much.” Gu Wei shook the director’s hand with both hands, and was extremely cooperative, handing over the phone immediately.
Escape is shameful but useful.
For the first time since Gu Wei debuted, he felt that variety shows were so interesting.
No matter how strong the storm is, let’s go to the variety show and hide for two days.
No matter how fierce Jiang Xun is, he can’t come and beat him today.
Just rude words.
I saw Jiang Xun’s Weibo ten years ago, and Gu Wei felt that he was fearless.