Your Memes Are Better Looking Than You - Chapter 40
“Yes, it’s good, that’s it.” Jiang Xun stood behind Gu Wei, watching over his account, “Try to turn your perspective and get out of this area.”
Gu Wei gradually became familiar with the basic operation of the game. Under the guidance of Jiang Xun, he operated the game character to walk out of the wall. This game map is a ruin, and Gu Wei just left the house , and saw a pink figure running towards him in the distance.
“Hey, this is…” Jiang Xun raised his head and glanced at the names on the teammates list, thoughtfully.
Gu Weiman’s mind was all about how Jiang Xun said how to walk. He put his right hand on the mouse, adjusted the angle of view, and seemed to see a red dot on the screen, he wanted to take a look What is the red dot, but during the adjustment process, I accidentally touched a key on the keyboard.
After a gunshot, the pink strong man on the opposite side was gone.
“Brother! Did someone hit me!” Gu Wei, who heard the gunshot in the earphone, quickly asked, “Hurry up and see for me.”
“…Be good, don’t be afraid.” Jiang Xun said, “You hit someone.”
It was an acquaintance.
TMW’s bear boy opened his own practice account and killed all the way in front of his own captain, and saw TMW-Xun wearing a handsome trench coat from a distance.
Xiong Boy: “Hey, I found our captain, you guys are very handsome today, that black trench coat, last time he specially gave this practice number krypton, and spent a lot of money Woolen cloth.”
Xiong Zai: “Look up close? Yes, of course, isn’t my captain just for you to see, Jiang Xun is the facade of our TMW, eh? What is he doing, why is he doing the same thing? Step out of the tower, why don’t you hurry, is this a new tactic?”
Xiong Boy: “He doesn’t seem to have opened his voice, but it doesn’t matter, we are a team, we are closer than family members, watch me go over and say hello to you, captain! Team…”
“Captain” staggered to a stop in front of him, raised the gun hesitantly, and shook it twice in front of his eyes.
Cub: “Oh, he’s showing us his limited skin, next…”
Next, the netizens in the live broadcast room saw that the “captain” pulled the trigger mercilessly at the forehead of the bear boy, and the black-skinned strong man in a pink coat was miserable With a cry, the screen of the game became the perspective of God after death.
The bear was dumbfounded.
[Santa Claus brought me a takeaway]: Oh, bear boy, your captain doesn’t want you anymore.
[Roast a big pear]: As expected of a family.
Someone opened a video of this live broadcast of Xiongzi, and while Xiongzi was still stunned, someone had already put the video into TMW’s super chat.
@Marketing Number: Shocked! The former teammates met today with their guns drawn. Is it because of moral decay or another reason, Jiang Xun is behind this number. I remember he used it in the last live broadcast, his personal national uniform practice number.
[Video]
Gu Wei found the fun of the game, played another game, and walked in the rainforest according to Jiang Xunjiao’s method.
Jiang Xun looked at Gu Wei’s focused look, his eyes were full of smiles, a certain child with a hot physique, unaware of the wind and rain outside, still roaming in the newly opened new world .
Jiang Xun’s mobile phone has been vibrating ever since just now. Jiang Xun’s Weibo was tweeted tens of thousands of times by Aite in just ten minutes. The internal discord at TMW has all been made up, and it is about to go to the hot search.
“Put his farts.” Upstairs in the dormitory, Xiong Zai was on live broadcast, swiping Weibo online, and Tua went off in person and scolded the marketing account, “TMW is very good.”
“Brother, how did you get here?” Gu Wei didn’t do it properly, got stuck in the corner, turned around and asked Jiang Xun.
Jiang Xun put down his phone, lowered his head and covered his hands to Gu Wei, doing the correct operation.
Gu Wei learned quickly: “I will.”
“Actually there is another way, you can learn faster.” Jiang Xun’s hand was still on Gu Wei’s right hand, “Want to listen?”
“I think.” Gu Weishen looked at Jiang Xun’s face with delicate and beautiful peach eyes without blinking.
“Weiwei, sit on my lap, I promise to spare no effort to teach you.” Jiang Xun pressed on Gu Wei’s right hand, “How about it, do you think about it?”
“No…don’t think about it.” Gu Wei was annoyed, he clearly knew the nature of this big hooligan, but he always couldn’t remember it firmly. He reminded himself thousands of times in his heart, but every time he still lost it. He went into the pit dug for him by Jiang Xun.
Only then did he realize that the distance between the two of them at this time was already very close. Jiang Xun bent his waist, wrapped his hands around his neck, and placed his chin lightly on his right shoulder , The skin on the side of his neck seemed to be able to feel the airflow when the other party was breathing.
Confused, Gu Wei moved involuntarily, the distance between the two of them is closer now, his eyelashes are already long, at such a small distance, when he blinks, the eyelashes are light Sweeping across Jiang Xun’s cheek, Jiang Xun obviously felt it too.
“Be good, don’t flirt with me before you get engaged. If you flirt, you won’t be responsible for putting out the fire. I have to deal with it in private.” Jiang Xun said, “After all, you look like a good fit for me. The rascal’s aesthetic.”
Gu Wei: “…”
Jiang Xun raised his body and pulled the distance between the two of them a little further: “Play by yourself, call me where you don’t know, I’ll go to Weibo for business.”
Jiang Xun sat down next door, but Gu Wei hadn’t recovered from just now.
His breathing was a little short, and his heartbeat was much faster than usual. For the first time, he realized that in terms of their sexual orientation and almost matching mate selection criteria, the distance between them just now was really is too close.
Moreover, he found that he was not as indifferent to Jiang Xun as he thought at first.
The marketing account with rhythm and popularity was scolded by Xiong Zai, but the rhythm was not brought up, but the comments were very lively.
@osmanthus fish: Someone met Jiang Xun in the national service again, come and watch Xunshen roll over online today. [Link]
@Evis has the rank moved today: damn, really hahahaha, what is Jiang Xun doing, this move, is the old man walking birds in the morning hahahaha, it’s too showy.
@石酒關於花:This is not Jiang Xun, it’s someone else’s number, what are you doing?
@User u878656767: Impossible, how important is this person, Jiang Xun personally brought it to play, you might as well believe the marketing account of TMW’s discord.
@osmanthus fish: Why is it impossible, didn’t Xige say the captain’s wife during the live broadcast yesterday?
@TMW-Xun: I’m sorry, I’m coaxing a little friend with a hot search physique.
Xiong Zai immediately reposted Jiang Xun’s Weibo.
@TMW-Xiongzai: Understood, worth it. clasping fists.jpg. //@TMW-Xun: I’m sorry, I’m coaxing a little friend with a hot search physique, and all the rumors are gone.
This Weibo post is so fitting, Jiang Xun’s personal account is still going crazy over there.
The comments below Jiang Xun’s Weibo focused on the “little enemy”.
@TMW-West: To focus, our team has a good relationship, and we think about how to beat the next team every day, so that you don’t have to worry about marketing.
@Xunshen is it live broadcast today: Shit, this is true love, Xunshen personally uses a private practice number to coax.
@qiqi-NININ: +1, what is the origin of “little enemy”, and what is the meaning of hot search constitution. Doraemon Surprised.jpg.
@shengjiang, why are you pretending to be a potato: crooked building, does anyone think that seeking God is a good favorite, oh my god, girlfriend fans are crying online.
The gunshot sounded, Gu Wei watched the character on the screen being knocked to the ground again, took off his headphones in disappointment, and looked at Jiang Xun in his left hand.
“Stop playing?” Jiang Xun smiled.
“Well, a little dizzy.” Gu Wei originally wanted to stand up, but found himself a little dizzy.
This is a first-person perspective game. The perspective of the characters is constantly changing. When newcomers just play, it is easy to get dizzy in 3D. Gu Wei was puzzled when he was playing just now, but now he suddenly stood up and felt that the world was spinning.
A feeling of dizziness hit him, his footsteps were unsteady, and he fell down in Jiang Xun’s direction.
Jiang Xun did not let him fall, but hugged him in front of him. He closed his eyes, put his head on Jiang Xun’s shoulder, and waited for a while The feeling of dizziness passed.
Jiang Xun’s voice came into his ears from above him: “Weiwei, if you don’t know how to play, you won’t know how to play, why would you throw yourself in your arms if you disagree.”
Gu Wei heard Jiang Xun’s voice, the first thought was to stay away from the big hooligan, but the dizziness hadn’t passed yet, the ground still seemed to be tilted, he could only hold Jiang Xun tightly Clothes corners, even standing is a little difficult.
“It’s my fault.” Jiang Xun patted Gu Wei’s back, “If you forget it, you might get dizzy.”
Gu Wei wanted to say how he could blame you, but before he could say it, his feet lightened, and Jiang Xun picked him up.
Gu Wei: “I…”
“Close your eyes.” Jiang Xun carried the person back to the chair, “Close your eyes for a while, it may be better.”
Gu Wei closed his eyes as Jiang Xun said, feeling that Jiang Xun handed a paper cup with warm water to his lips and fed him two sips of warm water.
The ground no longer swayed, and the feeling of turning the river and the sea in the stomach gradually disappeared. Gu Wei hesitated for a while and opened his eyes. His wet eyes were still filled with some confused mist, and Jiang Xun’s movements stopped. In an instant, Gu Wei took the water cup from his hand.
“I’m not dizzy.” Gu Wei said.
Jiang Xun calmly withdrew his gaze: “Take a rest, you will indeed get dizzy after playing for a long time.”
Gu Weilian moved the chair to the left, and gave Jiang Xun the position. Seeing that Jiang Xun opened the game, he repeatedly familiarized himself with the new gun’s firing method on a map.
He then noticed that his phone seemed to be vibrating since just now.
The WeChat group of the T.ATW group was chatted with 99+ again.
[Shou De Yun Kai Jian Moon Cake]: @爱我Please give me money, we are so sour.
[stone]: @love me please give me money, we also want to play the personal practice number of the gods, and we also want the world champion to teach us how to play games.
[Love me please give me money]:?
[Love me please give me money]: How do you know?