Your Memes Are Better Looking Than You - Chapter 53

    Gu Wei’s “Oh?” made his back feel a little cold, so—

    Gu Wei repeated: “Oh?”

    “Then you and…” Jiang Ying glanced at him suspiciously, caught a glimpse of the camera behind him, and swallowed what he was about to say.

    “The tomato egg drop soup is ready.” Gu Wei tried to change the subject, “It’s ready to eat.”

    Jiang Ying gave up the question and went to take a bowl of soup instead.

    The dinner was not a sumptuous one, but it was not bad for the guests who had been hungry all day. Several people present thanked Gu Wei.

    There is no entertainment in the village, so after dinner, the popular singer Yan Wanjuan who did not participate in the cooking took the initiative to wash the dishes, and the rest of the people gathered around the table and chatted while eating melon seeds.

    The atmosphere of the first issue of “Get Away” was so good, and the guests had a good time. In contrast, Gu Wei felt that the atmosphere of “Wandering Together” was a little uninteresting. Gu Wei still remembers that the agent said that he could have a good relationship with the flying guests for the sake of variety show.

    Gu Wei decided to try again.

    “Jiang Ying, I…” Gu Wei tried to chat with Jiang Ying about Jiang Xun’s game.

    Jiang Ying was holding a small hammer and was smashing walnuts. When the hammer went down, the walnuts were torn apart: “What?”

    Gu Wei: “It’s fine.”

    He is really fierce towards his family. Except for the big goose at the head of the village, no one can be fiercer than him.

    The variety show is still being recorded, and a group of guests can’t chat with the camera all night. The director team suggested that everyone can break some news, or perform a show or something.

    A cross talk actor among the guests gave everyone a stand-up comedy, everyone present was amused, and the atmosphere in the room immediately became a lot more active, and another guest told everyone a few A fun joke, Ye Xiaohan sang a song from the new album, and everyone else was helping to beat the beat.

    While listening to the female guest singing, Gu Wei watched the opposite party sitting on his right and knocked out a whole basket of walnuts one by one.

    “Are you eating?” Jiang Ying felt like he had smashed a little too much, obviously he couldn’t finish it all by himself, so he asked Gu Wei on his left.

    “I’ll eat it.” Jiang Enyuan on the other side stretched out his hand to get the walnuts that Jiang Ying had smashed.

    “People who haven’t cooked or washed the dishes won’t eat it.” Jiang Ying removed the plate, gave Gu Wei and Yan Wanjuan a little walnut each, and said to Jiang Enyuan, “If you want to eat, do it yourself. .”

    He was half-joking, but Jiang Enyuan’s face was very ugly. Jiang Ying always looked like this in front of the public. Jiang Enyuan is different, he still has to maintain his gentle personality, so he can only smile and ignore it.

    Gu Wei looked at the half plate of broken walnuts in front of him, feeling a little complicated.

    The agent said that he wants to have a good relationship with the flying guests.

    And, this is not only the opposite family, but also Jiang Xun’s younger brother. If he and Jiang Xun want to talk about marriage, then Jiang Ying really wants to have a good relationship.

    So Gu Wei gave Jiang Ying two almonds as a reward.

    Jiang Ying stared at the two almonds on the plate in front of him, probably wanting to say “Oh?”, but he withdrew.

    Gu Wei felt that Jiang Ying had something on his mind. After all, all night, his family’s eyes were fixed on him, and he never left until Jiang Enyuan proposed to him to put on a show.

    “Gu Wei, do you want to dance for everyone? I see that several popular small video apps are suitable for dancing.” Jiang Enyuan invited, “After all, it is T.ATW’s dance Dan, it’s been a long time since no one watched you dance alone.”

      Things have not worked out so far.

    When Gu Wei was hacked by the entire internet because of the choreography in the single mv, Jiang Enyuan said in front of the media “I don’t know, it’s quite similar” and later scolded Gu Wei’s marketing account likes it, and several people present know it.

    Whenever Jiang Enyuan and Gu Wei are in the same frame, there is a marketing account to talk about the original things with a rhythm, and the two people’s names will be brought out for a walk from time to time. Now Jiang Enyuan is better, but he mentions it Dancing, to say that there is no malice, must be impossible.

    “Are you annoying?” Jiang Ying suddenly opened his mouth after not speaking.

    Jiang Enyuan was a little surprised: “We have practiced dancing together before, I just asked…”

    “You know what you want to say.” Jiang Ying dropped this sentence and stopped looking at Jiang Enyuan.

    Everyone looked at Gu Wei and wanted to know how he would react, but Gu Wei was a little distracted. Jiang Enyuan asked him just now if no one had seen him dance alone for a long time.

    Gu Wei was a little strange, he was indifferent to Jiang Enyuan’s provocation, and what he most wanted to refute was this sentence—

    He danced alone for a person, the small dormitory room was his stage alone, maybe he was ashamed and uncertain, but that feeling really made people feel happy.

    Gu Wei suddenly didn’t want to record a variety show, he wanted to see Jiang Xun, the two of them have been busy for half a month, they can only chat occasionally on WeChat, and haven’t seen each other for a long time.

    Jiang Xun’s birthday, he couldn’t stay there, Jiang Xun’s game, he couldn’t watch it live, couldn’t get the news of TMW’s victory immediately.

    At this time, the finals should be over—

    “Director.” Gu Wei turned around and asked the director behind him, “Did TMW win?”

    “I want to know too!” Jiang Ying was also excited, and stood up with a swipe, “Director, open Weibo, click on the hot search to see if my brother won?”

    The other two guests were also chasing domestic competitions and immediately turned to see the director.

    “TMW?” The director doesn’t follow e-sports events, but he knows a little about TMW, so he was stunned on the spot, took out his mobile phone and swiped the hot search on the spot, “I won, it is said that the performance is very stable, basically No pressure, points are far ahead.”

    The guests in the room immediately cheered: “TMW is awesome!”

    Jiang Ying: “TMW is the best!!”

    Gu Wei: “Jiang Xun is the best!!”

    Jiang Ying turned his head: “Oh?”

    Gu Wei repeated: “Oh?”

    The two looked at each other and turned their heads away. You eat your almonds, and I eat my walnuts.

    No one cares if Gu Wei wants to dance with Jiang Enyuan, everyone is asking the director if he can check his phone for a while.

    “I’ll sing you the theme song of the game “Code” World Championship.” Gu Wei suggested, “It just happens to be the occasion.”

    “Me too!” The hammer in Jiang Ying’s hand knocked on the table.

    The theme song of the game this year’s World Championship is an all-English song, Gu Wei and Jiang Ying together, one beat the bowl, the other beat the table, hit the rhythm of the song, this song is very difficult, Neither of them are good at singing, but they interpret this song almost perfectly.

    The melody and lyrics of this song are exciting, when Gu Wei and Jiang Ying sang the first lyric, several guests sang along, and finally the popular singer Yan Wanjuan Biao came out the ending The high-pitched voice, several people gave Yan Xiaohua a round of applause at the same time.

    “My pitch is better than yours.” Jiang Ying beeped softly after singing.

    “Alright, alright.” Since they are relatives, Gu Wei decided to be friendly unilaterally.

    The director seemed very satisfied with this passage, and immediately signaled that several people could enter the last part of the evening and divide the room.

    There are only four rooms in this farmhouse, and the one with the largest coffee seat among the guests lives alone in a room, and the others must be squeezed together by two people.

    The two female guests chose a room in the attic, leaving Gu Wei, Jiang Ying, Jiang Enyuan, and the comedian Shang Hongshen. The room allocation for several people became a problem.

    Gu Wei felt that this part of the variety show was definitely carefully designed by the director team, after all, it is really difficult for them to choose now.

    “I won’t sleep with you.” Jiang Ying glanced at Jiang Enyuan in disgust.

    “I won’t sleep with you either.” Jiang Ying looked at Gu Wei.

    Then Jiang Ying would have to share a room with Shang Hong, Shang Hongchen said he had no opinion, but Gu Wei had no opinion.

    Gu Wei is absolutely impossible to share a room with Jiang Enyuan, they will share a room tonight, and rumors of a fight between the two will be spread on Weibo tomorrow.

    “I didn’t expect my brother to be so popular.” Cross talk actor Shang Hong said with a smile.

    Because neither of the two wanted to share a room with Jiang Enyuan, the final assignment was that after washing, Gu Wei held the pillow and Jiang Ying dragged the quilt. go.

    Following behind the two, dutifully continuing to record.

    Gu Wei and Jiang Ying stood at the door of the room in a daze—

    There is no bed in the room prepared by the program team, only a tatami, which means that two people who are opposite each other must squeeze this tatami together.

    “I sleep on the left?” Gu Wei tried to ask.

    “Yes.” Jiang Ying nodded, “I sleep on the right side.”

    Very harmonious.

    Because the two people were staring in the room, the follow-up filming gave up after asking the director for instructions, leaving the camera and recording equipment, and let the two people sleep peacefully.

    “Turn off the lights?” Gu Wei asked.

    “Close it.” Jiang Ying said.

    The lights in the room snapped off, and the room fell silent. Outside the window was the quiet moonlight of the small village and the rustling of insects.

    The two of them took out their previously hidden mobile phones and pressed the screen to light up.

    Jiang Xun finished the game at night, just after taking a shower, sitting in the hotel room, he received a message from Gu Wei.

    [Please give me money if you love me]: Jiang Xun’s competition is great! !

    [Love me, please give me money]: Unfortunately, I couldn’t watch the live broadcast, otherwise I can give you hundreds of barrages!

    [Please give me money if you love me]: Hanhan blushing.jpg

    [husband]: Have you finished recording the show?

    [Love me please give me money]: Not yet, but today’s session is over, and it will be over with another morning recording tomorrow.

    [husband]: I will have someone pick you up tomorrow afternoon.

    [Please give me money if you love me]: Good!

    [Please give me money if you love me]: By the way, this variety show is coming

    Gu Wei originally wanted to tell Jiang Xun that the flying guest in this variety show was Jiang Ying, but before the words were sent out, Gu Wei felt that Jiang Ying behind him was a little restless, and there seemed to be a line of sight towards He swept over.

    Gu Wei: “?”

    “I…go to the toilet.” Jiang Ying, carrying her mobile phone, pushed open the door and went to the back of the house.

    Jiang Xun did not wait for Gu Wei to say something about this variety show, but waited for the news of his younger brother.

    [Big Claw Crab]: The game was good.

    [Big Claw Crab]: Make persistent efforts.

    [100,000 volts]: What’s the tone of your old cadre’s inspection work?

    [Big Claw Crab]: Oh?

    [Big Claw Crab]: Jiang Xun, I want to ask you something.

    [One hundred thousand volts]: Say.

    [Big Claw Crab]: Who are you chatting with, except me.

    [100,000 volts]: Engagement partner, I haven’t seen you for a long time, coax him

    [Big Claw Crab]: Oh?

    Claw Crab retracted a message.

    In the villa of the Jiang family in H City, Song Jingxi, who was about to sleep, received a message from her youngest son—

    [Big Claw Crab]: Mom.

    [Big Claw Crab]: I am very confused.

    [Big Claw Crab]: I have been struggling for a long time.

    [Big Claw Crab]: But out of conscience, there is a serious problem I must report.