Your Memes Are Better Looking Than You - Chapter 61

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    @RunawayOfficial Weibo: The gathering of guests begins, @ Shell Keke @T.ATW-Gu [email protected] [email protected][email protected]Qian Yining who loves to sing, this episode will be recorded in the film and television city, everyone and Xiao Tao look forward to the costumes of all the guests .

    Although it was a Weibo post on a weekday morning, fans of the show who have been waiting have appeared in the comments on Weibo.

 @T.ATW-Gu Wei, looking forward to our wonderful performance in the new variety show. I heard that all the staff are in ancient costumes, so I look forward to Gu Wei and Jiang Xun’s ancient costumes.

    @Doraemon’s ear: Hurry up, if you don’t have enough funds, we can make it together, please give me more money for some shots.

    @Netizens who look pleasing to the eye: Why are your variety shows coming out so slowly, do you still want to make money, can you hurry up? I read your official blog several times a day, as long as you come out, I will give you money.

    @My family conditions, you also know: why is it released at this time, there is still a month before the postgraduate entrance examination, can I still watch one episode before the exam, gkdgkd, as long as you come out, I will will see. #intriguing#

    @小花KANI: After watching the sixth issue of “Wandering Together”, Gu Wei has become a fan. Now let’s squat on my brother’s variety show. I have finished the first issue, really Very nice, I am crazy Amway.

    When this Weibo was posted, Gu Wei had already started to go to the filming location of the second variety show, the film and television city in D City. The program team only told the guests the location of the recording, and did not say any other details.

    Jiang Xun is out of town and can’t go to D city with him. He can only look forward to meeting Jiang Xun at the recording site of the show.

    In the early morning, several guests were discussing secretly in the group pulled by the show guests themselves.

    [If you love me, please call me money]: Early and early.

    [Money]: Gu Weizao.

    [stone]: I was sleepy. I was dragged by Chi Yunkai to play games until midnight yesterday.

    [Please pay me if you love me]: If the agent knows about it, he will scold you to death.

    [stone]: If you don’t tell me, how could she know.

    [100,000 volts]: I wonder how the director will cheat us in this issue.

    [Love me, please give me money]: First of all, it must be said that the funds are insufficient.

    [Love me please give me money]: Ah, I don’t want to guess words anymore.

    [Qian]: Your guessing words in the last issue were so funny, how did you do it! I almost thought that there was a story between the two of you. I have to believe those candies on the Internet. Hahaha.

    [Qian]: I agree with it, the director will let me try it out in women’s clothes.

    [stone]: I agree with it, shit, the video of my washing dishes in the last issue was taken by a marketing account to say that I was confused and that I had to make a living by washing dishes, but some people really believed it, my mother that day He called me and told me that our family has five acres of land. It’s a big deal that we don’t eat the entertainment industry. I don’t have to go out to wash the dishes when I go home to farm the land. I explained it to her all night.

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    [100,000 Volts]: Candle.jpg

    Because he didn’t know what he would meet in the show, Gu Wei also poked Jiang Xun’s private chat.

    [Please give me money if you love me]: Jiang Xun, see you then!

    [Husband]: Remember to rush over when you see your husband.

    [Love me please call me]: No problem!

    In order to exaggerate the horror atmosphere of the show, the variety show started recording at night. Gu Wei spent an afternoon sitting in the dressing room, watching the makeup artist toss his hair and makeup. In the evening, the makeup artist finally finished the work.

    Gu Wei got up too early in the morning, and was so sleepy that he closed his eyes. After listening to the makeup artist, he opened his eyes in a daze and heard Mu Yue’s exclamation.

    “Weiwei’s ancient costume looks too beautiful.” Mu Yue was surprised.

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    “My younger brother’s acting skills are also very good, and he was praised by the director of the crew a few days ago.” As Gu Wei’s assistant, Mu Yue was very happy.

    Gu Wei looked up at the mirror, the young man in the mirror was a little unfamiliar and a little familiar, he was wearing a blue-cyan ancient costume, and his high ponytail hair showed a neat sense of youth. The broken hair on the forehead flutters gently in the wind, which is indeed a beautiful ancient costume style.

    The stylist pulled him aside to take pictures, and asked him to sit on a stone and look at the sky with a grass leaf in his mouth. According to the arrangement of the program team, the guests’ costumes will be recorded at the beginning of the program At the same time put it on Weibo.

    Mu Yue has been working for half a year after graduation. She has seen countless uniform and good-looking faces in the circle. But I have the urge to be with the little hedgehogs.

    “I think your fans will cry with joy when you send this photo.” Mu Yue said firmly.

    “Is it really so beautiful?” Gu Wei was not sure.

    “Good-looking.” Mu Yue couldn’t help but took a photo and sent it to the agent, “You never know how good-looking you are.”

    The agent quickly replied to Mu Yue: “Yes, I will consider giving him a costume drama in the future.”

    “Brother, the future is bright.” The makeup artist also said the same.

      , go to the venue to find it yourself.”

    Director Zhang received pictures of several guests in ancient costumes in the car, looked at them one by one, sometimes smirked, sometimes surprised, and when he saw the last one, he finally sighed: “Gu Wei didn’t ask for nothing.”

    “Why are you feeling emotional again?” The director team heard Director Zhang sighing countless times during this time.

    Director Zhang pointed to the photo and said: “”Wandering Together” can’t discover the value in him, he can only go further and further in the direction of black and red, but I can, wait, this episode We can let netizens see a different Gu Wei.”

    “Give me the phone.” The staff asked Gu Wei, “Don’t hide anything else.”

    Gu Wei shook his head: “No, absolutely not.”

    The staff did not suspect him, so they followed Gu Wei, and the car drove under the palace wall and put Gu Wei down. The sky gradually darkened, the palace lanterns gradually lit up, and soon, only Gu Wei and his two were left on the road.

      The young master, who did not know the heights of the sky, reached the downstairs of the palace wall and did not know how to go.

    “Do you know the way?” Gu Wei tried to communicate with the follower, but there were walls all around, the road was empty, and when it was quiet, it was quite scary.

    Follow 1: “…”

    Follow 2: “…”

    Silence is golden.

    “Do you know where Jiang Xun is?” Gu Wei lowered his voice, “Or Shi Xin’s words will do.”

    The follow-up continues to be silent.

    Both of them were wearing black clothes, almost blending into the night, Gu Wei inexplicably gave birth to the illusion that he was the only one on the road.

    He could only walk forward aimlessly, until he heard a faint bell.

    A group of people in white clothes walked towards him lightly, and the leader was holding a string of silver bells.

    Gu Wei: “…”

    Obviously he knew this was a clue, but he still wanted to run away. The director team even found so many group performances. No wonder they said that the funds were insufficient every time.

    So he silently followed those group performances, hoping to find clues to enter the palace. However, this group of people just walked aimlessly around the city wall, and the silver bells in their hands shook over and over again. The third time they saw a certain red lantern, Gu Wei finally realized that something was wrong.

    Gu Wei: “…”

    He walked around the palace wall three times.

    Now that I think about it, it seems that every time this group of people passes a place, they will ring the bell one more time. That place should be where the gate is.

    Walking around the palace wall three times, the group performers in heavy clothes showed a tired look on their faces.

    “I’m sorry, sorry.” Gu Wei quickly apologized, “It’s hard work.”

    The group led by the group handed the bell to Gu Wei and said their lines: “Go, go and take her home.”

    “Who to take? Who to take home?” Gu Wei didn’t get any more clues, the group performers staggered away.

    He stood at the door of the palace wall, and the scarlet door opened in response. The moment the door opened, Gu Wei seemed to hear a direction not far away, and there was a scream, listening to the sound , seems to be Shi Xinyan.

    Jiang Xun didn’t know where he was, so Gu Wei decided to go to the direction where the voice came from.

    “What is this?” Gu Wei worried that it was the director’s arrangement again.

    “The road ahead is long, the young master needs a mount,” said the guard.

    “Wow, there is transportation!!” Gu Weixin said, “Can you give me a horse?”

    Whether you can ride or not, the elegant young man in ancient costume riding a horse can always trigger a lot of beautiful reverie.

    “Draw lots first.” The guard was unmoved, “There are horses and donkeys, it depends on luck.”

    Gu Wei drew a sign and gave it to the guard for interpretation.

    “Go and bring the mount for the young master.” Guard 1 ordered.

    Guard 2: “Yes.”

    Five minutes later—

    Gu Wei was stunned.

    Gu ran without pulling his legs.

    There are two follow-ups chasing after them.

    Behind the shot, there are two guards by the door, one of them is holding an alpaca.

    “I don’t want it.” Gu Wei protested.

    “If you don’t take it away, it will count as a mission failure.” The director’s voice entered Gu Wei’s headset, “If the mission fails, just quit the recording.”

    Gu Wei: “You did it on purpose.”

    It is impossible to retreat, Jiang Xun is still waiting for him. It’s not easy for the two of them to be in the same frame, and it’s impossible for Gu Wei to miss this opportunity.

    Gu Wei had no choice but to take the alpaca from the guard’s hands. I don’t know where the director’s team got it from. The weight of the alpaca obviously exceeded the population The average level, he didn’t know what he was chewing in his mouth, and his eyes were very disdainful, which seriously slowed down Gu Wei’s progress.

    “Director Zhang, I won’t bring you such a fool.” Not only did Gu Wei not get transportation, but he also got a burden. Not only did he not dare to ride, he was also afraid of being spat on by the alpaca.

    “Take two steps.” Gu Wei urged by holding the rope, “Take two steps quickly, please.”

    After struggling to move hundreds of meters, Shi Xinyan’s screaming voice is getting closer and closer, it seems that the program team is also trying to get the guests together, Gu Wei simply stood there and waited for Shi Xinyan to come over .

    A minute later, the screams got closer and closer, and at the end of the road appeared Shi Xinyan, who was chased by a group of female ghost NPCs.

    Gu Wei: “…”

    T.ATW’s variety show was wearing a eunuch’s clothes and ran wildly in his direction.

    “Ah, ah, ah, Gu Wei!” As soon as Shi Xinyan entered the venue, the group of performers who played female ghosts chased him for more than a dozen streets, and now he finally saw a normal person.

    “Hey, Eunuch Shi…” Gu Wei tried to stop, “Be careful…”

    Shi Xinyan: “Huh?”

    Since Shi Xinyan dashed too fast and bumped into the alpaca that was on the verge of rage beside Gu Wei, so—

    The alpaca beside Gu Wei looked very disdainful: “he~tui!”

    Shi Xinyan, who thought she had escaped successfully, was spit out by the alpaca.

    “What is this?” Shi Xinyan looked at the animal with particularly contemptuous eyes in disbelief.

    “Sacred beast…” Gu Wei said, “Would you like to take it for a while?”

    “It was still set by the director.” Shi Xinyan and Alpaca stared at each other.

    “Your string of bells seems to be a very important prop.” Shi Xinyan said, “The question is where are the others.”

    “How about we try to shout a few times?” Gu Wei suggested.

    “Yes, let’s shout while walking.” Shi Xinyan cleared his throat and shouted into the night sky, “Is there anyone???”

    Gu Wei: “Is there anyone around?”

    No one was there, the surroundings were quiet, and it seemed that there was no difference whatsoever.

    Shi Xinyan: “Gu Wei hits the game special dish!!”

    Gu Wei: “Shi Xinyan sells teammates!!”

    The follow-up continued to be silent, the surrounding silence made people daring, the two gave up hurting each other, and instead cued someone else.

    Shi Xinyan: “Chi Yunkai is very stupid!!”

    Gu Wei: “Director Zhang is particularly pitiful!”

    Shi Xinyan: “Fu Zhi likes Tuhai music!”

    Gu Wei: “Luo Chenxuan stole my snacks!”

    The two gradually got fun from this kind of shouting.

    Shi Xinyan suddenly sighed again: “Ah, it was too much for me to wash so many dishes in the last issue, I…”

    So, the plate reminded Gu Wei of the previous variety show, Jiang Xun, and Jiang Xun’s dirty words a few days ago asking him to kiss somewhere else.

    Gu Wei’s brain became hot, and he blurted out: “Jiang Xun is a hooligan!!”

    The sound spreads farther and farther above the empty film and television city.

    In the distance, Jiang Xun, who had just forcibly grabbed a horse from the director’s team, heard the voice of his children.

    Jiang Xun: “…”

    Gu Wei didn’t know what he was going through, so he shouted excitedly.

    The content of the shouting went from condemning teammates, condemning Director Zhang, and finally to himself.

    “I’m a rogue?” Jiang Xun said to himself, “Then you are rare and strange.”

    In this case, please come again in the future.