Your Memes Are Better Looking Than You - Chapter 62

    “What did you call?” Shi Xinyan suddenly woke up, “Jiang Xun?”

    The amount of information is a bit large, and when they don’t know, what the two of them have done.

    Gu Wei wakes up: “…”

    I’m sorry, I couldn’t hold back, but it’s alright, there is no one around here, so few people should be able to hear it.

    So Jiang Xun would definitely not hear it.

    “Director Zhang, cut it out later.” Gu Wei said to the camera, “I’m sorry, I’m distracted, it has nothing to do with Jiang Xun.”

    Director Zhang in the monitoring room: “…”

    T.ATW is such a magical group, only two people can contribute so much material to him.

    What kind of baby is Gu Wei? If he says that he has no sense of variety show, he is afraid that he is a fool. Director Zhang unilaterally believes that the director of “Wandering Together” is a fool.

    It was the relationship between Jiang Xun and Gu Wei. Director Zhang decided to ask his friend Song Jingxi next time what was going on with these two people. If they were friends, Director Zhang would not believe a word , The development of things has completely exceeded his original plan. What CP is still being fired? These two people haven’t met in this issue yet, and the CP feeling is about to overflow the screen.

    “It seems that there is no one around here.” Gu Wei gave up, “Let’s find clues by ourselves.”

    Shi Xinyan looked Gu Wei up and down, and finally showed an envious expression: “Director Zhang is too much, why are you a handsome young man, but I am the **** in the palace, and I have to be chased ran for several streets.”

    Gu Wei: “Maybe other people’s roles are more pitiful, you see I still have an alpaca.”

    Shi Xin did not listen, and shouted to the night sky: “Director Zhang, don’t pretend, I know you can hear…”

    The alpaca beside Gu Wei was impatient again, and said to Shi Xin again: “he~tui!”

    Gu Wei: “…”

    Just as he was about to express his sympathy, he heard Shi Xinyan looking at the alpaca in surprise and saying loudly, “Director Zhang, so you are here.”

    Ten minutes later, Gu Wei and Shi Xinyan drove the alpaca forward.

    Gu Wei: “Director Zhang, let’s go.”

    Shi Xinyan said: “Director Zhang, are you having trouble with your legs? Keep up.”

    All the staff in the monitoring room looked at the chief director and laughed wildly. Director Zhang scratched his head and sighed: “What kind of boy group is T.ATW?”

    Other staff members agreed and also expressed their desire to meet other members of the group for a while.

    Staff 1: “Director, Shi Xinyan means you hahahaha, Gu Wei also learned it.”

    Staff 2: “I’ve seen Coconut TV’s shows before, they’re very handsome on stage, how come there is a variety show, they’re crazy, there’s no pretence at all, they all start one by one Free yourself.”

    Staff 3: “Jiang Xun has run away from the plot line. At present, Qian Yining and Bei Ke are the most obedient, beep quietly. I feel that Director Zhang is going to be tricked today.”

    The program continued to record, Gu Wei and Shi Xinyan walked into the palace while discussing this mission.

    “As soon as I came in, I started to be chased.” Shi Xinyan complained frantically, “Really, if I hadn’t still been wearing this father-in-law’s clothes, I would have thought that I was not a variety show but a marathon, but I Found this while running.”

    Shi Xinyan’s hand, there is a sachet, the sachet is very delicate, it can be seen that the program team put a lot of effort into it.

    “What is your identity?” Gu Wei asked, “Did you give you any hints?”

    Gu Wei circled himself outside the palace wall three times, and then found the gate, told Shi Xinyan, and said: “They said to take ‘her’ away, the incense you picked up The sac must also be related to the woman, and this plot should revolve around ‘she’.”

    Both of them suddenly stopped talking, because there was a sudden burst of singing not far from them, the singing was intermittent, and it sounded numb to the scalp.

    Shi Xinyan rubbed the alpaca’s head: “Director Zhang, we are so scared, can we add money?”

    Gu Wei also said: “It’s okay to give some clues without adding money, we don’t choose.”

    Director Zhang’s voice appeared in the headsets of the two of them: “Don’t even think about it, let me in, right now.”

    Gu Wei spread his hands, expressing helplessness: “Forget it, ignore him, let’s play by ourselves.”

    The house where the singing was heard was right in front of the two of them. There were two guards in front of the door, but neither of them planned to go to the main entrance.

    “Do you believe it or not.” Shi Xinyan said, “We’re going over now, and we’re going to be punished again.”

    “I believe.” Gu Weishen, who led the alpaca all the way, agreed, “Let’s climb over the wall.”

    Two people: “…”

    “You can’t…” Director Zhang’s voice came from the headset, but Gu Wei took off the headset first, and Shi Xinyan did the same.

    In the monitoring room, Director Zhang sat on the stool: “Why? Why don’t the guests I invite listen to me?”

    The staff expressed sympathy symbolically.

    ” Besides, what’s going on? Jiang Xun just picked the headset, and Gu Wei also started picking it. Didn’t they really collude? What happened to these two people? Even if it is, I recognize it face-to-face, what’s going on in this episode, is this still brainwave communication?” Director Zhang sighed.

    “Director, who asked us to have no script.” The staff comforted.

    At the corner of the wall, the two people who were about to climb the wall were in high spirits.

    Shi Xinyan: “Dear viewers.”

    Gu Wei: “Every little stone and little hedgehogs.”

    Shi Xinyan: “Now, two members of our T.ATW will show you what it is to climb the wall. Dear friends, I hope you can climb the wall T.ATW as soon as possible, my brother loves you, Today I saw us climbing the wall, tomorrow we will be your new wall.”

    A group of people in the monitoring room already laughed out loud.

    “Climb quickly.” Gu Wei urged, “I’m afraid that Director Zhang will let those female ghosts stop us later.”

    Director Zhang in the monitoring room with this intention: “…”

    “You go first, then pull me.” Shi Xinyan slammed Gu Wei.

    “Deal.” Gu Wei said.

    Shi Xinyan pushed the alpaca to the wall, Gu Wei stepped on the back of the alpaca, and flexibly climbed up the wall with his strength, and extended his hand to Shi Xinyan below: ” hurry up.”

    Shi Xinyan grabbed Gu Wei’s hand and the two climbed towards the roof.

    Following: “…”

    We are so desperate, we can’t go up, what should we shoot?

    “On the drone, give me aerial photography.” The director said quickly, “I want to see what they want to do.”

    “What sound?” Director Zhang was confused.

    “he~tui!”

    “he~tui!”

    “he~tui!”

    Staff 4: “Uh, Director Zhang, Gu Wei climbed the wall and threw Mai into the corner, and they stepped on the alpaca when they climbed the wall just now, the alpaca felt very dissatisfied, and now the sheep Camel is…”

     Spitting frantically.

    “Ah, my money.” Director Zhang wanted to cry without tears.

    Gu Wei is very good, but it burns a little money.

    On the roof, two people are watching the situation below, the group is wearing gorgeous costumes, dancing in the courtyard, and the songs they sing sound a bit creepy.

    “Can you understand the lyrics?” Gu Wei asked.

    “I don’t understand.” Shi Xinyan shook his head, “Try to ring the bell.”

    A string of small bells in Gu Wei’s hand shook a crisp sound in the night, the singing stopped abruptly, and the people dancing in the yard bowed down towards the roof.

    “Who is that?” Shi Xinyan heard the sound of hooves.

    “Jiang Xun!” Gu Wei saw Jiang Xun from a distance, “It must be Jiang Xun.”

    “Shh.” Shi Xinyan said, “Let’s wait and see, in case our tasks are different.”

    Gu Wei thought it was reasonable, so the two continued to shrink on the roof, watching the movement in the yard.

    Jiang Xun stepped into the yard in a royal suit, and the people in the yard retreated.

    “Ah, why are you all so good-looking.” Shi Xinyan completely lost her psychological balance.

    “Why don’t you give me a horse?”

    “My lord, the soul of the princess has been imprisoned in this palace city according to the king’s request.” The group said to Jiang Xun, “What do you want to do?”

    Jiang Xun gave a low laugh, and said his line according to the mission requirements: “Find it out and let her go away.”

    When he spoke in such a tone, even the group actors raised their heads in astonishment, as if the person standing in front of him was really an indifferent ancient aristocrat.

    “Fuck.” Shi Xinyan whispered, “This is acting.” CFG

    “Don’t lie, I’m thinking about our mission.” Gu Wei whispered, “Director Zhang really won’t let us pass so easily, Jiang Xun and we should be opposites, that’ She’ means the princess, our mission is to take the princess out, and Jiang Xun’s mission is to make the princess go away.”

    “I feel that the princess has been stunned. After all, the npc is talking about conjuring the soul.” Shi Xinyan said, “So we are going to find this princess now. The little bell in your hand should be useful, I don’t know. What are the identities of Beck and Qian Yining?”

    “Let’s go and have a look elsewhere.” Gu Wei said, “Since the mission is different, let’s not meet Jiang Xun for the time being.”

    The director is too bad, obviously he is not allowed to play with Jiang Xun.

    “Agree.” Shi Xinyan said.

    Therefore, the two avoided the courtyard and planned to return by the same way.

    Gu Wei tried to flip down the wall, the alpaca ran away, the wall was not too high, but he didn’t take advantage of it. A familiar voice came.

    “Want to help?”

    “Okay, okay.” Gu Wei didn’t even think about it.

    The owner of the voice reached out and caught his waist, Gu Wei let go of his hand holding the wall, and when he came back to his senses, he landed on the ground.

    No, not on the ground.

    Gu Wei: “???”

    Shi Xinyan on the roof was dumbfounded.

    Gu Wei sat on the saddle and didn’t react.

    When did this horse come?

    Gu Wei: “Jiang Xun?”

    Jiang Xun led the horse to the corner at some point, and when he reached out to pick up the man, he abducted the man onto the saddle.

    “Gu Wei ah ah ah ah!” Shi Xinyan came back to her senses, “Run.”

    Jiang Xun took a step to get on his horse, and his movements were very skillful. He rode away and successfully abducted the children who climbed the wall.

    “Return my teammates to me ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah its her teammates         

    Before the princess in the mission was found, the teammates were kidnapped by the bad guys first.

    The follow-up shot has not caught up, the drone is also flying slowly in the sky, Jiang Xun leads Gu Wei, and goes further and further.

    “Caught a kid who sneaked over the wall.” Jiang Xun said.

    “How…how do you know how to ride a horse?” Gu Wei was stunned for a while before asking this.

    “I’ve learned it before, it’s not difficult, even Jiangying can do it. If you want to learn, I can teach you later.” The drone chased after him, “Why don’t you give you a horse as a director, but an alpaca instead? Director Zhang is not stupid. He knows who will and who won’t. If you fall, I will definitely ask him to settle the account.”

    “Then how do you know…I’m on the roof?” Gu Wei was puzzled.

    “This is it.” Jiang Xun took out a new microphone and pinned it beside the collar for Gu Wei, “A naughty child gave away Mai Dupi, Director Zhang had no choice but to Let me send you a new one, and, just now, there was a drone filming over your heads.”

    Gu Wei finally understood the reason why he was kidnapped by Jiang Xun, but he still has some guilt, not only because of the mission, but also for other reasons.

    “Finished?” Jiang Xun asked him.

    Gu Wei nodded.

    “Okay, I’ve finished my business.” While no one saw him, Jiang Xun hugged Gu Wei even tighter, “Let’s talk about some personal matters.”

    “What is the private matter?” Gu Weiyi jolted, “Let’s talk about the private matter later.”

    “Can’t wait.”

    Gu Wei didn’t understand why he couldn’t wait, so Jiang Xun lowered his head and kissed him lightly on the face.

    Gu Wei: “!!”

     Immediately afterwards, someone supported him with one hand and reached into his collar with the other.

    Gu Wei: “…”

    It was his first time riding a horse, and Jiang Xun was aggressive.

    “Don’t touch there!” Gu Wei shuddered.

    “Well, don’t touch.” Jiang Xun’s words and deeds were different.

    “What’s wrong with you?” Gu Wei tried to escape.

    “It’s nothing.” Jiang Xun kissed the child several times while no one was there, “I heard someone say I’m a rogue just now, I thought about it, I still have to work hard to live up to the name.”

    Gu Wei: “…”

    Jiang Xun, I heard you.