Your Memes Are Better Looking Than You - Chapter 63
“Brother, your hearing is really good.” Gu Wei tried to give Jiang Xunshun Mao.
“I don’t dare to be.” Jiang Xun said, “My family’s Weiwei’s voice is really nice, you can call me more in the future.”
Gu Wei Jiang Xun felt uncomfortable when he touched him. He didn’t know the situation of the video and the radio. He didn’t dare to move or speak loudly.
“I…wrong.” Gu Wei tried to save, “I shouldn’t be shouting at the night sky with true feelings, I shouldn’t bring my personal feelings to variety shows.”
“The sentence ‘I was wrong’, recall it yourself, have I heard it too many times.” Jiang Xun was unmoved, “You apologize in the future, I will ask my debt.”
Really feeling, no matter how long it takes, Gu Weigui has not changed at all.
Gu Wei: “…”
He didn’t get into trouble for a while, and he was a little flustered for a while.
“Stop messing around.” Jiang Xun threatened, “It’s not that you don’t know my sexual orientation.”
Gu Wei didn’t move, but he was wronged, don’t they have the same sexual orientation.
Jiang Xun will have a reaction, is he not responding? Whether it is Jiang Xun’s actions or Jiang Xun’s words, he actually has no resistance.
However, this matter is indeed his fault, and can only be bullied by someone in charge.
In the monitoring room where the variety show was recorded, Director Zhang was distracted by the real-time feedback data.
“What about Gu Wei and Jiang Xunren?” Director Zhang asked, “Why did you record a variety show and still have no guests recorded?”
Staff 1: “Report to the director, lost the run, and the follow-up and drone are chasing.”
Staff 2: “Report to the director, Jiang Xun seems to have turned off the wheat, and then Gu Wei has not turned it on yet.”
Director Zhang: “…”
There is a problem, there must be a problem with these two people, if the two people have no problem, he will perform handstand singing.
He may be the first director in history to have no guests.
“Hurry up with the drone.” Director Zhang urged, “What are these two people doing?”
“I caught up immediately, we found a car for the follower.” The staff said, “Ah, also, Shi Xinyan can’t get up and down on the roof, maybe he needs to find someone to help.”
, After all, when designing it, I didn’t expect that someone would run up to the roof, nor did Jiang Xun expect Gu Wei to be abducted away.
“When the time comes, this section will not be cut for a second.” Zhang Dao said angrily, “I see how Jiang Xun wants to be round when the time comes.”
On the other hand, Jiang Xun reluctantly let go of Gu Wei after he completed “True to the Name” and helped Gu Wei tidy up the somewhat messy neckline.
“Director Zhang has a good eye.” Jiang Xun said, “Your costume looks really good.”
“The drone is catching up.” Gu Wei whispered.
“Then continue to record the show.” Jiang Xun stretched out his hand, turned on the two’s wireless radios, and made a silent gesture to Gu Weibi.
Gu Wei: “You…”
No wonder Jiang Xun was so bold just now, the camera and radio didn’t keep up, no one knew what happened except them.
“Director!” The staff was excited, “Jiang Xun and Gu Wei’s radio has resumed.”
Director Zhang was pleasantly surprised: “Come, let me listen.”
The voices of Jiang Xun and Gu Wei entered the director’s ears.
Jiang Xun: “Have you heard my mission?”
Gu Wei: “I heard, you want to make that princess go away.”
Jiang Xun: “What about yours?”
Director: “???”
The two were discussing the task in a serious manner.
Impossible, Jiang Xun kidnapped people so far just to discuss the mission?
Director Zhang knew it was wrong with his toes.
Although Gu Wei was a little confused by Jiang Xun’s torment, he still remembered his mission and position, he said, “I have the same mission as yours.”
“Really?” Jiang Xun asked.
Gu Wei nodded.
Seeing that the follow-up filming finally caught up, the show continued to be recorded, and Jiang Xun did not reveal it: “Since the task is the same, then I am going to the main hall now, Weiwei, come with me.”
Gu Wei: “…”
Gu Wei: “Okay… ah.”
He can’t reveal his mission, so he can only act with Jiang Xun first.
The two finally put on the headset and the wireless radio, and Director Zhang confidently announced a new task—
Director Zhang: “Everyone has a token of identity in their hands, find the token of the opponent and throw it into the pool of the main hall, as the opponent’s mission failed, whether it is to save the princess or Just let the princess go away and give the token in your hand to the princess.”
Director Zhang: “Besides, there is also a guest who is responsible for cleaning up the idle people in the palace, that is, the supervisor, his purpose is to eliminate everyone, once the token falls into the hands of this person , as a mission failure.”
Director Zhang’s words reminded Gu Wei of his bell and the sachet that Shi Xinyan picked up. If this is the case, then Jiang Xun must have something on his body. Jiang Xun should be the opposite. It’s not a supervisor, as long as he throws Jiang Xun’s token into the pool, then he’s half done.
What is Jiang Xun’s token?
Jiang Xun hugged Gu Wei in front of him, held the reins of the horse, went to the direction of the main hall, followed and continued to shoot, everything returned to normal.
The experience of riding a horse is very novel, but Gu Wei is thinking about the task, and the whole person is a little absent.
“What are you touching?” Jiang Xun’s voice came from behind him, “Gu Wei, why are you holding my pants.”
Gu Wei: “…”
Of course I’m secretly looking for a token!
“My hand slipped.” Gu Wei said blankly.
Jiang Xun laughed and didn’t pursue it any further.
The main hall is right in front of you, Jiang Xun dismounts from the horse, stretches out his hand to pull Gu Wei, Gu Wei grabs Jiang Xun’s hand and jumps off the horse, surrounded by antique buildings, both of them are from ancient times One is a young master who is not familiar with the world, and the other is a prince in a high position. Against the background of the surrounding scenery, people really have an unreal sense of time and space reversal.
Such a scene, the surrounding follow-up was also stunned.
Director Zhang in the monitoring room couldn’t help but sigh: “This is a moving picture, and we will use it for the preview later. With their faces and this scene, our variety show will definitely explode, There is no problem in hanging “Wandering Together”, everyone fight for a wave, and we want to be the first in the ratings of the variety show in the same period.”
However, Director Zhang remembered that Jiang Xun was invited to several programs before, but Jiang Xun did not agree. Song Jingxi said that he did not care about the entertainment industry, so this time, Jiang Xun is willing to help , probably for other reasons—
Director Zhang thought of Gu Wei.
Director Zhang: “…”
Got it.
Gu Wei saw Shi Xinyan and Beke from a distance, Beke was dressed as a general and looked very majestic.
“Gu Wei!” Shi Xinyan stood at the door of the main hall and waved to Gu Wei, “Come here!”
Gu did not pull out his legs and ran, but Jiang Xun reached out and carried him back.
Jiang Xun: “What are you running, don’t you mean our mission is the same?”
Shi Xinyan: “…”
It’s over, teammates are detained.
Gu Wei had no choice but to follow behind Jiang Xun, and a few people entered the main hall together. The main hall was illuminated by lanterns, and the throne in the center was empty. The moment the four guests stepped into the main hall, the candles in the hall lit up. There was a pool in the center of the main hall.
“Director Zhang spent a lot of money.” Shi Xinyan sighed.
“I have a question.” Gu Wei said, “Where is Qian Yining?”
Beke shook her head: “I came all the way and found Shi Xinyan on the roof.”
“Let’s see what the director has arranged.” Jiang Xun glanced at the pool in the center of the hall.
“Please take your seats.” The group of eunuchs and palace maids walked up to several people and invited them to sit on the seats on both sides.
“Is there something to eat?” Shi Xinyan was excited, “Director Zhang, good man, I’ve been hungry all night.”
Gu Wei sat cross-legged beside Jiang Xun, watching the palace maids coming and going in the hall filled with various dishes on the table, the lights in the hall dimmed for a moment, the originally empty throne On, suddenly there is one more person.
The actor who played the emperor said: “Today, we are guests. I invite you to a banquet and witness the resurrection of the princess with this king.”
The previous group of strangely dressed performers broke into the hall and continued to complete the process of “souling”, and the strange singing was introduced to everyone’s ears.
“What are they singing?” Gu Wei asked Jiang Xun.
“I probably heard it, and it seems like this.” Jiang Xun explained to him, “The princess died of illness, the king had no intention of political affairs, and was busy summoning spirits. The soul is detained in the palace city.”
Gu Wei understood, so the group of people he met outside the palace wall would say let him take the princess home, the meaning of going home is to leave the palace, Shi Xinyan and his The mission is the same, they want to save people.
Jiang Xun’s identity is the prince, to stop the summoning of souls, let the princess’s soul fly away.
Then there is one person among Bei Ke and Qian Yining, who will be the supervisor who can eliminate everyone.
While Gu Wei was thinking about it, the maid had already placed all kinds of delicacies in front of him and Jiang Xun, and poured wine into the wine bottle.
“Can this be eaten…” Before Gu Wei finished speaking, he saw the palace maid in front of him take out a silver needle from the tray to test the poison of the wine, and the performance was very realistic .
Gu Wei: “…”
What are you afraid of?
It’s over, I’m going to be called rude again.
He just felt a little dizzy and wanted to step back, Jiang Xun first helped him and covered his eyes.
“Don’t be afraid, it’s fine.” Jiang Xun’s voice entered his ears, “No one will hurt you, it has been taken.”
The little girl in the group was startled, Jiang Xun nodded at her and motioned her to remove the silver needle.
“What’s wrong with Gu Wei?” Director Zhang quickly asked, “Are you feeling unwell, can you continue recording?”
“I’m fine.” Gu Wei shook his head, the dizzy feeling had disappeared, replaced by a long-lost sense of security, the part of the emotion he was missing, whispered in Jiang Xun to coax him At that moment, it was finally filled.
“Ah, needle.” Shi Xinyan reacted, thinking of what happened in the dormitory before, “By the way, director, we will get dizzy if we haven’t seen anything sharp!”
“How…how did you know?” Jiang Xun’s reaction just now was beyond Gu Wei’s expectations.
He only told Jiang Xun that he had mild depression, but he didn’t have time to tell Jiang Xun that he was still afraid of sharp things. Jiang Xun knew what he was afraid of and blocked his sight in time.
Jiang Xun took him to his side seemingly inadvertently, turned off the microphone, put down the hand blocking his eyes, and said to him: “Weiwei, I know a lot about you .”
“Then I’m not as good as you, I’m not working hard enough.” Gu Wei also turned off the microphone, leaned over, and said in Jiang Xun’s ear, “Jiang Xun, I also want to know more. More about you.”
He wasn’t brave enough to stand by Jiang Xun’s side.
“Yes.” Jiang Xun said, “After recording the show, open the room to find out, and I will discuss with you in depth.”
Follow 1: “…”
Follow 2: “…”
The speed of the search for God is so fast that they can’t keep up.
Gu Wei: “…”
He is no longer dizzy, his heart is racing now, and he wants to find a crack to burrow into.
Shi Xinyan and Bei Ke, who didn’t hear the two people talking on the opposite side: “???”
What happened, the person on the other side was still.
“Really.” Jiang Xun hasn’t let go of Gu Wei, “As long as you think about it, we will have a story.”
Jiang Xun looked back and followed the photo: “Director Zhang, cut out these two sentences, thank you.”