Your Memes Are Better Looking Than You - Chapter 64
“Why cut it?” Zhang Dao was on the edge of the outbreak.
Because it is not suitable for children, Gu Wei said silently in his heart.
“Because you can’t always give sugar, you must be concerned about the physical and mental health of CP fans.” Jiang Xun said seriously.
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It won’t be broadcast any more, and Director Zhang is distressed.
The variety show continued to be recorded, and the live group performance continued with the plot. In fact, the setting of such a show is somewhat similar to a real-life interactive game. Shi Xinyan and Bei Ke watched the plot with relish. All a little distracted.
Finally, the princess in this story was carried up to the hall in a sedan chair, the sedan curtain was lifted, and Qian Yining, who had been missing, sat in the sedan chair.
“Director Zhang, you did it on purpose.” Qian Yining cried and looked sad.
“It’s pretty.” Shi Xinyan gloated, “Director Zhang is a good man, I’d better play the eunuch.”
“I have a question.” Gu Wei has been confused about the setting of the plot from the beginning, “The king married a princess, what about you?”
Jiang Xun blurted out, “You.”
“I…” Gu Wei was at a loss for words and gave up communication.
The “Princess” in the mission finally appeared, and all the guests were revealed, Bei Ke immediately reached out to grab the small sachet in Shi Xinyan’s hand, Shi Xinyan avoided and ran in the direction of Qian Yining.
For example, when Qian Yining was about to get off the carriage, she tripped over the complicated skirt. Another example is that Shi Xinyan picked up a broom out of nowhere and yelled at Beke not to approach him.
“Gu Wei stopped Jiang Xun!” Shi Xinyan roared, “I’ll solve it here!”
Gu Wei didn’t even think about it, he pounced on Jiang Xun beside him, Jiang Xun seemed to have expected it, and grabbed Gu Wei’s wrist.
“I knew you were lying to me.” Jiang Xun stretched out his hand to grab the bell that Gu Wei was hiding in the placket, Gu Wei ducked back and saw an extra ring on Jiang Xun’s wrist With only a hand string, he immediately reached out and grabbed it.
Qian Yining didn’t know who would cause her mission to fail. She ran around in the hall while trying to take off her complicated long dress.
“Qian Yining pays attention to her image!”
“Are Gu Wei and Jiang Xun really serious about grabbing something!”
“Where is Jiang Xun putting your hand, we are still recording the show!”
“Shi Xinyan put down the broom! We are shooting variety shows, not fighting!”
The directors who failed to control the scene couldn’t roar one by one. In the end, Gu Wei and Jiang Xun fell into the pool at the same time, and the mission failed. Shi Xinyan dropped the sachet into the wine bottle.
Becko wins.
Qian Yining, who has been disconnected from beginning to end, is still circling in the hall.
“Is it cold or not?” The two drenched people climbed out of the pool, and Jiang Xun took the lead to ask Gu Wei.
Gu Wei shook his head, his eyes crossed the direction of the throne and looked behind the curtain: “It seems there is light.”
Jiang Xun motioned for everyone to keep silent, and mouthed, “The monitoring room.”
Five people made eye contact, and the remaining three people immediately understood, jumped into the pool one after another, rolled until they were soaked, and the five people rushed to the back of the curtain at the same time.
“Prepare to call it quits…” Director Zhang didn’t finish his sentence when five drenched guests rushed into the monitoring room, and one gave him a drenched hug.
The second issue of “Escape” was declared over in Director Zhang’s scolding voice—
“Have you experienced the poignant love story that I carefully set up?”
“I’m so old, you still let me take a cold shower?”
“It’s all intentions, Director Zhang.” Jiang Xun took the towel and helped Gu Wei wipe the water off his face.
“What is your intention?” Zhang Dao was puzzled, “Is it your intention to splash me with water?”
“Thank you for letting us guess the mind of ‘talking about marriage’.”
Director Zhang thinks that recording variety shows is good, but it’s a bit cold.
“Come here and shoot a small video!” Several guests were having fun in the variety show and were reluctant to leave. Shi Xinyan took his mobile phone and took a small video for everyone.
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The whole night passed like this, and the eastern sky showed signs of dawn, and the soaked clothes of several people were gradually drying.
“Weiwei, look at me.” Jiang Xun said while holding the phone.
Gu Wei was watching the various videos Shi Xinyan had just shot. Hearing this, he turned his head and smiled, with a perfect score for his expression management.
The sun was behind Jiang Xun, spreading little by little, Gu Wei looked at the camera: “Jiang Xun, look at me!”
Then Shi Xinyan and Qian Yining exclaimed.
Gu Wei put his hands on the ground and did a perfect front bridge flip. He was still wearing that blue and cyan ancient costume, and his clothes were flying in the air. When he stood up, he looked at him proudly. Jiang Xun.
Shi Xinyan often practiced dancing with Gu Wei, and she just thought it looked good, not surprised, but everyone else on the scene was stunned.
“Handsome cry!” Qian Yining said enviously, “As expected of a dancer.”
Jiang Xun silently clicked save, opened his own small video app, added a piece of music, edited the text “a very good kid”, and then uploaded the small video he just shot.
Several guests said goodbye one after another, and then each got into the car that was picked up by their own company.
Shi Xinyan had a job, so she left first. Gu Wei and Jiang Xun checked into a hotel arranged in advance by Mu Yue.
The two of them changed clothes and took a bath, and tossed for another two hours. When they were ready to rest, the whole night had passed.
“I’m not sleepy anymore.” Gu Wei opened his eyes and looked at the ceiling.
He worked all night and lay in bed, but he was refreshed.
“Me too.” Jiang Xun is swiping the short video he just shot. In just a few hours, the short video has accumulated nearly 10,000 likes, and the comments are gradually increasing.
[It’s so pretty! Little brother, this front bridge flip is too standard, even a girl like me who has studied dance for three years can’t do it. ]
[Fuck, what did I get. ]
[The video is too short and not enough to watch, please post a little more, please like and forward it to you. ]
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Jiang Xun answered the latest comment in a high-profile manner with the string of garbled names on his newly registered app: You can make money, but not on WeChat.
Although Gu Wei is not a first-line, but the traffic is not small, the video spread quickly, and gradually people recognize Gu Wei in the video.
[This is a bit like Gu Wei. ]
[It seems so! But Gu Wei doesn’t seem to have ever dressed up in ancient costumes? ]
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[I moved it to Weibo to take a look, and I seem to have suddenly found Gu Wei’s good-looking. ]
[Move, if this is Gu Wei, I will follow him. ]
A few minutes later, someone moved the video to Weibo, and it was obviously a weekday morning, but Weibo was quickly uploaded.
@small hedgehog’s sunny doll: @T.ATW-Gu Wei, Weiwei is you, our little hedgehog will never recognize the wrong person.
@fire: Is this Gu Wei? It’s amazing, who is he talking to in this video, he’s smiling so happily.
The official blog who escaped took this opportunity to forward this short video.
@RunawayOfficial Weibo: I originally wanted to post it in a few days, but someone sneaked one first. This episode of the show is full of ancient costumes. Let’s look forward to the show with Xiaotao.
[SHORT VIDEO]
At the same time, the official Weibo reposted the sand sculpture dance tidbits of five people.
Gu Wei, who was lying down and swiping Weibo, swiped at himself.
“Wow.” Gu Weiwen, “Jiang Xun, you still uploaded it.”
At that time, on a whim, he suddenly wanted to show off his little skills to Jiang Xun, but he didn’t expect that all the netizens saw it so quickly. nice.
Below the official Weibo of the variety show, there are all the rainbow farts just blown by the little hedgehogs. The variety show that Gu Wei has participated in recently has been very good, and the illegitimate thing before is very pleasing, Weibo The number of fans has been growing, and it seems to be out of the third-tier level.
T.ATW is a top boy group, but from a personal point of view, only Fu Zhi and Luo Chenxuan are active in the first line, the other three are always wandering in the third line, and the manager also thinks a lot Way to give them fans.
In the middle of the rainbow fart, there are many other comments-
@When is this year for Chinese New Year: The video has bgm, but looking at Gu Wei’s mouth shape, it seems that Jiang Xun is shouting, was it taken during the recording of the show, there are stars in my brother’s eyes, please Allow me to take the lead and take a sip #簋人不#
@hermit crab: Not a bar, but I still want to Aite, @江恩源, can you turn over the front bridge and come out and have a look, last time Jiang Ying attacked him, I felt wrong, or else Let’s break up the choreography thing again?
@Have you studied today: @hermit crab, sisters, don’t make trouble for Gu Wei.
@air: Can the variety show come out soon? We want to see it.
Gu Wei and Jiang Xun successively liked the official WeChat of the variety show.
“Are there any specialties in D city?” Gu Wei put down his phone, “We can go buy some tomorrow, and bring some for Auntie and Jiang Yingdu.”
“Yes.” Jiang Xun thought so too, “Jiang Ying said let’s bring him some folk desserts here.”
Gu Wei just finished talking about Jiang Ying, when he realized that his opponent had sent him a message.
[Big Claw Crab]: [Short Video]
[Big Claw Crab]: WOW, youcanreallydance.
[Love me please give me money]: WOW, youcanreallydance.
[Big Claw Crab]: Is it difficult to turn the front axle over? I want to learn.
[Please give me money]: Not difficult.
[Big Claw Crab]: Teach me next time! I also want to be praised by passers-by.
[If you love me please give me money]: Deal!
[Big Claw Crab]: Beep quietly, have you slept with my brother?
[Please give me money if you love me]: No!
[Please give me money if you love me]: Hanhan blushing.jpgx5
[Big Claw Crab]: Hurry up.