Your Memes Are Better Looking Than You - Chapter 71

    “Who?” Jiang Xun repeated his words.

    “Are you getting off?” Gu Wei tried to divert the topic.

    He planned to mix it up, but Jiang Xun was not so gullible. Jiang Xun unzipped his down jacket, and his cool hand stretched in along the corner of the sweater, Gu Wei just wanted to In protest, Jiang Xun gently kneaded somewhere on his chest.

    Gu Wei’s whole body trembled for a moment because of his action, and he leaned closer to Jiang Xun’s shoulder, making a sound like begging for mercy.

    “So who asked?” Jiang Xun didn’t stop and continued the topic.

    “It’s…me.”

    “It’s good to admit it earlier, but it’s not that I refuse to tell you.” Jiang Xun let go of Gu Wei when he heard the answer, “I said at the time that the unaccounted account will be settled later. , Gu Weiwei, do you still remember?”

    “Remember…” Gu Wei’s voice was barely audible.

    “Then it will be counted together later.”

    Jiang Xun stopped tossing him after he was satisfied, Gu Wei struggled back to the passenger seat, the two sat quietly in the car for a while, no one spoke, but then Once the subtle atmosphere is created, it is difficult to disappear.

    Gu Wei leaned against the car window, wanting to slow down the heat that was lifted up on his body, the temperature outside was very low, and there was a layer of water mist on the car window, he stretched out his fingers on the car window Writing and drawing, it took a long time to realize that I was writing Jiang Xun’s name.

    “Get off the bus.” After a long while, Jiang Xun said angrily.

    “Are you angry?” Gu Wei followed Jiang Xun’s footsteps.

    “I’m not angry, it’s angry.”

    Gu Wei: “…”

    It doesn’t matter, just be angry, it’s not the first time anyway.

    Jiang Xun seemed to have something to do with the club, and asked Gu Wei to wait for him at his place. There was no one in the training room today, only Yi Qing was staring at the computer screen, Gu Wei put the chair Moved and watched Yi Qing’s training.

    The little girl was concentrating, she was more irritable than usual when playing games, she tapped the keyboard to make a crackling sound, and after finishing the incident, she scolded the voice channel: “Go away, Caibi, it’s your level. Still want to fight us TMW.”

    Gu Wei: “…” Caibi felt offended.

    The other party was obviously arguing about something, and Yi Qing scolded: “What the **** are you doing, you sprinkle rice on the keyboard, chickens are better than you…”

    When she turned around, she found that there was another person in Jiang Xun’s position.

    Gu Wei shook his hand to greet her: “Hello.”

    Yi Qing: “…”

    “How can a chicken, a chicken be more aggressive than you? You are much better than a chicken.” , next time, do your best, no one will cook forever, trust you~”

    “Sunny, did you take the wrong medicine?” Sunny suddenly stopped cursing. The teammate who was scolded just now said he was not used to it. “Sunny, are you alright?”

    Yi Qing pinched her voice and exited the game. After turning her chair around halfway to measure, Gu Wei looked calm on the surface, but her heart was full of barrage—

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    [What is the experience of seeing idols after playing the game? Thank you, very cool. ]

    [Good hello, I feel that life has reached its peak! ]

    [What should I do, the swearing was seen by idols, but fortunately I rounded up fast and witty. ]

    [Gu Wei was kidnapped by the captain again, no way, I was drowned in sugar. ]

    [Wait, what’s on the idol’s neck? ? ? ]

    [Is that a hickey? ! ]

    “The captain is too bad.” Yi Qing blurted out, “You just finished, he started to bully people?”

    “What’s wrong?” Gu Wei asked.

    Yi Qing took out a small mirror from her pocket, handed it to Gu Wei, and at the same time pointed to the position of her neck, Gu Wei took the mirror, only to find that the side of her neck was left behind Hickey.

    Gu Wei: “…”

    No wonder Jiang Xun was so proud just now.

    Jiang Xun definitely did it on purpose.

    “Thank you.” Gu Wei took the Band-Aid and used the mirror to cover the hickey on his neck with the Band-Aid. Seeing Yi Qing rubbing his forehead, he asked her, “What’s wrong with you?”

    “I’m fine.” Yi Qing waved her hand, “It’s too much, I’m a little dizzy.”

    The little girl with Nezha’s hair took off a lollipop from the table and put it in her mouth, leaning on the chair to watch Gu Wei.

    “It’s great.” Yi Qing sighed from the bottom of her heart, “Weiwei, do you want to sign?”

    “Okay.” Gu Wei bent the corners of his mouth and signed several support banners for Yi Qing.

    “Why are you holding a lollipop every time I see you?” Gu Wei asked a puzzled question for a long time.

    Yi Qing was startled for a while, but still said, “I quit smoking.”

    “You smoke?” Gu Wei unexpectedly looked at Yi Qing in front of him. If I remember correctly, Yi Qing was a year younger than him.

    “Not now, the captain won’t give it, it’s very fierce to see you once and once,” Yi Qing said, “Besides, my fan idol is so good, I have no reason not to get rid of those problems .”

    Yi Qing stopped training and blew rainbow farts one after another at Gu Wei.

    “Weiwei, did you know that chasing stars is to make us a better version of ourselves. When you are in a bad mood, you will feel healed by looking at the smile of idols.”

    “We know how good you are, and one day, you will be more popular than you are now.”

    Gu Wei has seen a lot of these words on Weibo, but after hearing people say it face to face, the feelings are still different. There is indeed a two-way magical connection between fans and idols.

    “Weiwei come.” Jiang Xun knocked on the door of the training room, and glanced at the computer screen in front of Yi Qing, “sunny is lazy again?”

    Yi Qing: “I don’t…”

    “Add 3 hours, there are still problems at the meeting point, lack of cooperation awareness.” Jiang Xun said, “I know you are amazing, but you still have to cooperate with your teammates.”

    “You’re not human, I’ll watch the live broadcast tonight.” Yi Qing complained, “You kidnapped someone and didn’t show me the live broadcast, I’m not a CP fan.”

    Gu Wei watched Jiang Xun close the door of the training room, only to realize that there was another person standing behind Jiang Xun.

    “Hello Gu Wei, I have seen your concert video.” The man greeted him.

    This person is well dressed and dressed, giving Gu Wei a very close feeling.

    Chu Yi glanced at the Band-Aid on Gu Wei’s neck and smiled silently.

    “Weiwei, this is my friend Chu Yi from University A, who is engaged in the research of applied psychology.” Jiang Xun briefly introduced Chu Yi to Gu Wei and asked, “What are you afraid of? Are you willing to chat with him?”

    Only then did Gu Wei understand the intention of Jiang Xun to bring him here. What he was afraid of and what he experienced, Jiang Xun took it to heart.

    “Yes.” Gu Wei asked Chu Yi, “Can Jiang Xun come together?”

    If Jiang Xun was here, there would be nothing he would dare to face.

    “Generally no, because the principle of confidentiality must be followed, but we respect the request of the visitor.” Chu Yi said with a smile, “So let Jiang Xun accompany you.”

    Chu Yi changed the table and chairs in an idle room of the club and turned it into a temporary consultation room.

    Gu Weixian filled out a scale according to Chu Yi’s request, and watched Chu Yi check the score on the scale.

    “What is this?” Jiang Xun asked.

    “BDI depression self-assessment.” Chu Yi said, “Don’t worry, there are currently no symptoms of depression.”

    Gu Wei’s hand that had been holding Jiang Xun’s wrist loosened.

    “What are you nervous about?” Jiang Xunle said, “I won’t let you go if you have any questions.”

    “Do you remember why you are afraid of sharp things?” Chu Yi asked, “Do you know the reason?”

    Gu Wei shook his head, he was not impressed.

    “It doesn’t matter, forgetting is a kind of protection.” Chu Yi handed him a piece of white paper and a pencil, “Let’s draw, draw three things on the paper: houses, trees and people , try not to draw stickman.”

    Gu Wei took the paper, and according to Chu Yi’s request, he drew it on the paper, and returned the paper to Chu Yi.

    “Have you heard of the Fangshuren test?” Chu Yi asked.

    Gu Wei has never heard of it.

    “Look at your painting.” Chu Yi laid the paper on the coffee table, “Usually we think that the left side represents the past, the right side represents the future, the top is fantasy and the bottom is reality, what you draw, All are biased towards the lower left corner, what you want to describe should be the past you have experienced.”

    “Does your former house have no windows?” Chu Yi looked at Gu Wei’s painting and asked, “Or, is a window in your heart closed to the outside?”

    “Is there…” Gu Wei is not quite sure, “My mother and I live in a small town in the county seat, there should be windows.”

    But the memory of that time, for him, is not very clear.

    “Is there no window, or is there something on the window that you even ignored?” Chu Yi continued to ask him.

    The conversation went on for about fifty minutes. When Gu Wei came out, he found that it was already dark outside. Jiang Xun and Chu Yi were still talking. He walked along the corridor and passed TMW In the training room, Yi Qing’s cursing voice could be heard from a distance.

    “Hurry up, don’t disturb my sister watching the live broadcast at night.”

    “None of them can fight.”

    sunny’s awareness of cooperation still needs to be cultivated.

    “Can his fear of sharp objects be resolved through system desensitization?” Jiang Xun asked.

      It’s about my mother. When he mentioned his mother just now, he lowered his head three times. You can take him back to the place where he used to live, and if there is any problem, come back to me.”

    “I see.” Jiang Xun said, “Thank you for today.”

    “He may not be able to accept intimacy in the early days and will avoid it, but I think you have solved this problem.” Chu Yi mocked, “Psychological counseling is not as efficient as yours.”

    “Thank you for the compliment, it’s early, let’s solve this pile of problems first.” Jiang Xun waved his hands and humbled himself, “I don’t know when I can turn to bed, I think about how to eat, think The kind that makes him cry.”

    Gu Wei, who just came back from the end of the corridor, pushed the door halfway: “…”