Your Memes Are Better Looking Than You - Chapter 82

    The New Year’s Eve party at Coconut Terrace is still a hot topic of discussion on Weibo. The hot topics of the day include—

    #Jiang Enyuan fans insult coconut platform#

    #T.ATW New Year Red#

    #Where did Jiang Xun’s lamp come from#

    In the group of the Little Hedgehog Support Club, everyone is also discussing the program of the day.

    @Xianbei of the little hedgehog family: The meaning of red is really good, the coconut table has a heart, and our brother will become more and more popular in the coming year.

    @small hedgehog’s ruirui: The new drama will be broadcast on the tenth day of the beginning of the year, are the sisters ready to rush.

    @little hedgehog’s bread crab: rush! The topic of the new drama on the tenth day of the first tenth day is brushed up.

    @小牛牛家的雪Cookie: Wow, long time no see Miss Crab, how is it, did the postgraduate entrance examination go well?

    Gu Wei played a game with Jiang Ying in the living room downstairs for a while. The two broke up after being reported by their teammates and deducted points. When Gu Wei opened the door of the room, he did not see it. Jiang Xun saw Jiang Xun’s mobile phone on the table.

    The mobile phone interface stopped in a chat group, the messages in it were brushed quickly, and the id started with little hedgehogs.

    Gu Wei: “?”

    Looking at the group name or a group of hedgehog support, how did Jiang Xun get in.

    The group chat was very lively. Gu Wei had only seen this fan group in Mu Yue, but he had never seen what it was like to chat in the group.

    Now he sees it.

    @little hedgehog grow up: I have a serious question, is Gu Wei afraid of sharp things, then our fans are called little hedgehog, Weiwei will not like us.

    Gu Wei: “…” Good question.

    @little hedgehog’s bread crab: No, the hedgehog in the Q version is fine, and hedgehogs are not often seen in reality.

    @little hedgehog grow up: wow, how do you know.

    Because I am who I am, Gu Wei thought.

    @小牛家的雪Cookie: Weiwei’s Weibo is almost 1600 followers. I don’t know if my brother can send a fan benefit, so I just thought about it, Gu Wei should be busy at this time Bar.

    @little hedgehog’s bread crab: dog head.jpg

    It’s not impossible, Gu Wei thought to himself, so he picked out a few pictures he took recently and sent a fan bonus.

    Comments exploded instantly.

    [Is it still open for Chinese New Year? I took it away. ]

    [woc? Did my delusion come true so soon? ]

    [I suspect there are wishing spirits in our group. ]

    [Wouldn’t it be bread crab? I always feel that when she comes back, every day we are thinking about everything we want. ]

    [@Little Hedgehog’s bread crab, the mascot is worshipped by me. ]

      ]

    [What group, I also want to join. ]

    [Enter another group, the group is full. ]

    “How did you join my support group?” Gu Wei asked Jiang Xun, who had just returned.

    “The mutual fans that I said before, I have to be sincere. You screamed when you watched me compete. It’s right for me to shout ‘No no cheer’ a few times.” Jiang Take it for granted.

    “So your light sign…” Gu Wei remembered the one Jiang Xun held up yesterday.

    “It was mailed in the group before.” Jiang Xun said, “I’m a big fan of yours anyway.”

    Yi Qing was lying on the bed at home, liked and forwarded Gu Weigang’s welfare. After blowing more than 20 rainbow farts, she long-pressed the picture and saved it to her phone.

    The phone alerts you that there is a new message.

    [Snow Cake]: Are you there?

    [Sunshine Doll]: I’m here, my brother just gave out benefits, so hurry up with your own comments.

    [Snow Cake]: I ordered it, and our family has always been very good. Laugh and cry.jpg, to confirm one thing with you.

    [Sunshine Doll]: You said.

    [Snow Cake]: You are TMW’s sunny right, anyway, your skin has been cleaned.

    [Sunshine Doll]: Yes, so who else do you want to steal?

    [Sunshine Doll]: Did you find out?

    [Snow Cake]: There are two parcels sent to TMW club, besides yours, there are bread crabs.

      Observation in the dark.jpg

    [Sunny Doll]:…

    [Snow Cake]: You TMW are really interesting, I seem to suddenly understand the fun of your CP.

    [Sunshine Doll]: Low-key and low-key.

    [Snow Cake]: Don’t worry, I won’t say it out, the bread crab is about to become the mascot of our group, and a group of people are making wishes on the bread crab in Aite.

      There are at most a few bars in the style of literature and art. I really don’t know what this kind of place is.

    In the early morning of the third day of the new year, Gu Wei was pulled out of the quilt by Jiang Xun. Although H City was cold this winter, the weather has been very good. Jiang Xun took Gu Wei all the way through navigation and drove in the direction of a small town.

    “After you moved out, did you go back?” Jiang Xun asked.

    Gu Wei shook his head: “After the first year of high school, I never went back. It seems that the previous year has been re-planned. Now it is a literary and artistic tourism town.”

    “It used to be an ordinary street, but now it seems that both sides have been turned into bars.” Gu Wei introduced Jiang Xun one by one with the only features in the town, “Actually, there is nothing to see, you Go ahead, and at the end of the road is my former home.”

    “There used to be a lot of old people here, but now we have started tourism, and only some young people have come back here.” Gu Wei said, “So my mother was a little famous in H City at that time, but Many people here don’t know her, and it’s my mother’s hometown, but I’ve never met my grandparents.”

    There is not even a parking place in the town, Jiang Xun can only park on the side of the road.

    “You lived here before?” Jiang Xun looked at the ordinary two-story building in front of him and remembered the painting Gu Wei painted before. Gu Wei didn’t paint the house with windows, but The house in front of me obviously has windows.

    “I don’t know if the key can still be used.” Gu Wei took out the key from his pocket that he had finally turned out before, inserted the key into the keyhole, the door opened smoothly, and the furniture in the room, It’s still the same as it was a few years ago, and probably no one has come back in the past few years.

    “Is it the little future?” In front of the house next door, stood a young man in his twenties. He had been looking at them since just now, and when Gu Wei opened the door, he recognized them. people in front of you.

    “Brother Xu Yan?” Gu Wei heard the voice and turned around, “I’ll come back here and have a look.”

    “I thought none of your family would come back, I heard that you are quite famous in H City.” The young man surnamed Xu said with a smile, and turned his eyes to the person beside Gu Wei. Jiang Xun, “Who is this?”

    “It’s my boyfriend.” Gu Wei said, “I’ll talk to you later, let’s go back and have a look.”

    “Go, go.” The young man sat in front of his bar, waved at Gu Wei, and said to himself, “The change is really big.

    Gu Wei closed the door, and there was a smell of dust in the room.

    “Little Future?” Jiang Xun repeated the name he had just heard.

    Gu Wei was quite helpless about the name: “Gu Wei still sounds good, right? It is said that when Gu Cai and the others were not divorced, they wanted to name me Gu Weiwei, saying it was auspicious, Later, when I was born, they had a big fight. My mother drank a little wine and wrote me one less word when I registered, and Gu Weiwei became Gu Wei.”

    Jiang Xun: “…”

    “This is the only thing I want to thank them for.” Gu Wei said in a half-joking tone, “You know that the future is the future, that’s enough, I will be It’s a blessing.”

    “I haven’t lived in it for so long, the water and electricity don’t seem to be available.” Gu Wei patted the dust on his hands, “Let’s go for a walk with you.”

    It was said to be a walk around, but a house that has not been lived in for a long time, there is really nothing to see, Jiang Xun stayed in Gu Wei’s room for a while, and the walls were posted by Gu Weicong Elementary to junior high school awards.

    There is a flowerpot on the windowsill, the plants in the flowerpot have long since withered, and it is impossible to see what has been planted before.

    “Have you ever raised flowers?” Jiang Xun asked, pointing to the flowerpot.

    “I don’t remember.” Gu Wei’s eyes were a little confused, as if he couldn’t remember when a flower pot was placed here, “You said, I’m afraid of sharp things, and this place is really Does it matter?”

    Isn’t it the fear that is born in the bones?

    “Chu Yi said so, there must be his reason.” Jiang Xun took a photo of the awards on the wall and sent it to Song Jingxi, “It’s okay if I don’t remember, we Go and have a look next door.”

    In winter, it was getting dark after five o’clock, and the small bar next door lit up with a string of strangely beautiful little lights.

    It’s still during the Chinese New Year, there are no people in the bar, it’s a bit deserted.

    “Now there are literary and artistic young people who don’t like to visit relatives. Usually there are still people.” Xu Yan put the drink list in front of the two of them, “Let’s see what to drink.”

    “It’s so deserted, didn’t the sing-along come?” Gu Wei looked at the empty sing-along stage and said, “Jiang Xun, I’ll sing for you.”

    “Go.” Jiang Xun said indulgently.

    Gu Wei usually practiced various songs, but he didn’t even feel impatient. There were not many people here, and the bar was also owned by an acquaintance. Sing to slow music.

    People sitting in twos and threes in the bar stopped chatting at this moment and looked at the people who were singing.

    This is not a T.ATW song, but an ancient folk song, Gu Wei’s voice is clear and clean, but—

    “Pfft, out of tune…” Xu Yan said.

    “Well, that sentence was out of tune just now.” Jiang Xun still thought it sounded good, but Gu Wei pulled the pitch back again.

    Gu Wei was obviously letting himself go and picked a song that he was not familiar with. He had only heard it, but had not practiced it, so when he sang it, he only cared about being happy.

    “You can take a small video and upload it.” Jiang Xun suggested, “After a few days, your business here will be particularly good.”

    “Really?” Xu Yan couldn’t believe it, “Is he so popular now?”

    “Really.” Jiang Xun said, “If you photograph me again, your business will be better.”

    Xu Yan: “???”

    The small wind chime by the door of the bar rang crisply, and new guests came.

    “It’s just a broken town, it’s not interesting.” The person who came in first was unhappy.

    “Come on, snow cakes, it’s better than listening to your seven aunts and eight aunts nagging at home.” Another said, “At least it’s quiet here.”

    Xuebing is still not very happy: “Driving for a long time, I felt dizzy, I regret it, I knew it was boring, I might as well blow rainbow farts to my idol at home.”

    Xuebing’s friends laughed at her: “You are your idol all day long, you can’t go out to travel, and you still expect to see your idol?”