Your Mother’s Right There - Chapter 45

Gu Xueqi first saw that Lin Weiyuan was at a milk tea shop in front of the school. She happened to be breaking up with her first colleague at the university. A man said, “Do you know why I broke up with you?”

Gu Xueqi took a big sip of milk tea: “Speak.”

Ren Ren: “You are actually very beautiful, in fact I am reluctant to break up with you, but you are too selfish.”

Gu Xueqi: “Have you ever tasted bubble milk tea?”

A man wiped his mouth slowly: “Of course, what’s wrong?”

Gu Xueqi shook the cup in her hand: “You still don’t understand, as if the beauty of milk tea lies in the chewyness of its pearls, the beauty of a woman lies in her occasional willfulness. No, you’re so sorry to say that you are the Prince of Love Poems in Chinese Department? Prince of Shit. “

After finishing speaking, Gu Xueqi seemed to hear a chuckle from the man across the back of the chair, but was quickly overwhelmed by the irritability of a man in front of him.

“You–” At present, a man shoots a case and angers Gu Xueqi: “You are also the accountant queen, I think it is an accountant girl lunatic.”

Gu Xueqi bit her straw and looked back innocently: “I’m going to start writing poetry, oh, looking at your nostril fan from this angle is extremely sexy, and Er Kang is ashamed,” she wiped her face again: “Roar The saliva of the rain is raining, Master Ma is willing to worship the wind. Listening to your lascivious voice, little Shenyang hanged **** ~ Look at your distressed face, Guo Degang was moved and wept and laughed. And your pocket-sized height, Pan Changjiang said no pressure . “

“Gu Xueqi!” A man gritted his teeth for a while, and wept silently: “Since Lao Tzu is so ugly in your eyes, why did you promise Lao Tzu’s pursuit at that time!”

“Your English is good, the Prince of Shit is at hand and the English exam is worry-free.”

“Aren’t you better looking for a foreign language department ????”

“The Department of Foreign Languages ​​is too far away from us, and are there any men in the Department of Foreign Languages? Even if there are men, the mother is dying, which will give me a feeling of nausea.”

“You bastard!” A man shed two lines of wide pink tears.

Gu Xueqi laughed out a row of small white teeth: “I was originally a **** and I don’t need you to remind me again.”

“Bitch!”

“I wipe!”

“Why did you hit me with an empty milk tea box!”

“The word **** is not always greeted by anyone, especially your sister Xue Qi. Although my sister has a yellow tone, she never does anything cheap. I may not be worthy of the word” cheap “for a while.”

“Slut!”

“Who? I’ve broken up with you, and I’m back from a woman’s status to a girl’s status. This name is too old. Look, the lady at the counter is looking at you with hatred. She might think you’re scolding her.”

“Yinwa!”

“Hey, my age level is getting lower again. I start to doubt your true identity. Are you Chinese or not? If you scold individuals, you will be so poor.”

“Fuck!”

“Are you still saved? The vocabulary is forced to come to foreign countries, ask Jun Ke or are they Chinese?”

“I curse you and I will never pass English!” A male tear ran out of the milk tea shop.

Gu Xueqi picked up the milk tea cup on the ground, put it back on the table, and raised his big eyes lazily: “The boss checks out–“

The proprietress stepped out from behind the counter with a smile, Gu Xueqi was trying to turn the steel whistler in her wallet, however, a boy behind her had already stood up to her step: “I’ll help her pay.”

“Don’t,” Gu Xueqi was still trying to find change, and he didn’t raise his head. “It’s the most troublesome to have material involvement with men. It’s especially difficult to get rid of, so I never use men’s money.”

“It’s okay,” the boy leaned back naturally. “You will invite me for lunch later, milk tea sister.”

Milk tea sister … Your sister, this name made Gu Xueqi feel that her heavenly cover was instantly split by a thunder that fell from the sky. She couldn’t help raising her eyes and glanced at the boy, shit, little white face, and suddenly bored: “Classmate, I may It ’s not what you want, so you can hold you in your palm. If you want to find the tea sister, you can turn left and go outside the school education supermarket. The real tea sister Liu Ruoying is holding the green tea in the poster. Staring at you. “

“Oh ~” The boy nodded thoughtfully, his slender and clean index finger nodded his chin, and somehow began to introduce himself completely without gag: “My name is Lin Weiyuan.”

“Who is Lin Weiyuan?” As soon as he entered the dormitory door, Gu Xueqi dragged his roommate Xue Jin, who was wearing headphones and watching Japanese dramas on the laptop, “Why not AV, do you want to change from a female rogue like Xiaoqing?”

Xue Jin rolled his eyes impatiently: “Occasionally the taste is lighter and the mind is refreshed.”

“Who is Lin Weiyuan?” Gu Xueqi asked again.

“Campus killer.”

“What killer?”

“Madam milk girl uncle Zhengtai.”

“A perverted man and woman?”

“This is not clear, the sexual orientation is unknown, but your English rookie, who has failed for thousands of years, should be envious and jealous of him. It is said that the first time to take the Level 4 exam is seven hundred percent. They all went to the Northeast Daily, last week. His English speech contest is his number one, and what is even more abominable is that he studied civil engineering and other engineering majors. Anyway, he is very strong. “Xue Jin finished and then took Gu Xueqi’s headphones in his hand and took it to him.

“So strong? Today I was just dumped by the **** prince who provided answers to my English test papers all year round, and then I met him. He told me my milk tea sister, and he had to pay me, did he fall in love with me? “God, I can’t see you and give me a free answering machine for the answer to the humanoid English exam? Milk tea sister eh ~ Why did he call me milk tea sister?”

Gu Xueqi shook Xue Jin’s shoulder and said dozens of whys in a row. Frustrated by her, Xue Jin pulled off the headphones: “Because you have a big chest, you drink milk tea all year round, and you will definitely get milk tea.”

“roll……”

“Oh.”

Gu Xueqi clenched her fists, “I’m going to get Lin Weiyuan in hand.”

“Fuck it.”

“It’s just too white, I don’t like Xiaobai.”

“There is an African foreign teacher that should suit your taste. What is it called, Smith is a beast?”

“Forget it, Lin Weiyuan.”

It’s a pity that Gu Xueqi often just says no, he speaks much better than action. So when she woke up, she forgot about it.

The second time I saw Lin Weiyuan was in the big class of strategic management, Lin Weiyuan was sitting in the first row, Gu Xueqi saw the Qingjun boy at the first glance when she entered the door, and she recalled the plan of the humanoid answer vending machine. He sat very aggressively next to Lin Weiyuan and arched him with his elbow: “Aren’t you freshman? Why did you come to junior class?”

“I completed my graduation in advance.” At the same time, the class bell also thought about it. Lin Weiyuan put the framed eyes on the table back to the bridle of the nose, and the narrow and long phoenix eyes were hidden behind the bright lenses, like a mist Star.

Gu Xueqi twitched her lips and murmured, “Is it easy to wear glasses?”

“Sister milk tea,” Lin Weiyuan stared at the big screen intently, turning her black pen between her fingers: “Have you never heard a word? Men should hide themselves behind their glasses.”

“Brother Lin Weiyuan, don’t you call me Milk Tea Sister? Like Sister Furong and Sister Feng, they are vulgar and disgusting.”

“What’s that called?”

“Well, I think about it.” After that, Lin Weiyuan glanced at the girl beside her with her cheeks thinking hard about a lesson, almost didn’t move, and it was almost time for class. He closed his notebook, his eyes narrowed and reminded: “To class Have you thought about it yet? “

Gu Xueqi twisted her beautiful thin eyebrows and held back for a long while. When Lin Weiyuan looked tangled, she slowly spoke: “Uh … milk tea … learn sister.”

Poof, Lin Weiyuan spurted blood on the notebook cover.

Of course, Lin Weiyuan does not naturally call Gu Xueqi Milk Tea Sister, he usually calls his name directly, or names like “Gu Xiaoer”, “Gu Dogleg” and “Gu Hepan”.

“Bring me breakfast for class today.”

“twitter!”

“Go to the middle courtyard to help me get a courier.”

“twitter!”

“Take me to the playground for a run at night.”

“Eh?”

“Eh what is it? More exercise helps memory.”

“Small twitter–“

So we can often see a handsome young girl with a desperate expression on the playground under the moonlight at night, followed by a beautiful young girl with sweating hair and messy breathing. If we come closer, we can hear such a conversation.

“A, account, a-c-o …”

“wrong.”

“A, account, a-c-c-o-n …”

“wrong again.”

“woo woo woo woo……”

“It’s no use crying, come back.”

…

The reason for the above phenomenon is that the final exam in English is approaching. Gu Xueqi is eager to use Lin Weiyuan as a Buddha to present on the bodhisattva face. Even the posters of Brother Chun and Conan in the dormitory are replaced by big pictures of Lin Weiyuan. Nian nao, “Brother Qiu Yuan Yuan” “Brother Xin Yuan, don’t worry about it.” “Sister’s back is not a word, it is egg pain.”

And our Gu Xueqi, looking at this little white face on the wall, also became more pleasing to the eye.

This past month, during the summer vacation, Gu Xueqi received a call from the counselor.

“Gu Xueqi, why is your English final exam 0 points this time. I think the other subjects are very good.”

Gu Xueqi held the phone and petrified it in place for a moment, why … why … why ……… I clearly copied the answer from the first English emperor in the school … why? !

Gu Xueqi dismissed the counselor’s question with good anger and quickly dialed Lin Weiyuan’s phone number,

“Smelly shameless, actually gave me the wrong answer, but I still believe you so much, you scumbag! Get out! Don’t see you again …”

Lin Weiyuan at the end of the phone interrupted her: “I’m Volume B, how about you?”

“… It seems … is … A …”

“I told you not to be greedy and cheap, just do it yourself. I did not expect the order of the options on Volume B and Volume A to be completely different this time.”

“Even if I do it myself and receive a text message, I will definitely change it to your answer.”

“why?”

“Because I believe you.”

Lin Weiyuan was silent. On the other end of the phone, the girl suddenly ran into his heart for some reason. After a long time, he continued to ask:

“How much did you take the test?”

“0 point eh.”

“0 points ?! Are there any composition points? What about translation questions?”

“did not do.”

“why?”

“Since there is your answer, your English is so good, and the accuracy rate is definitely high. I just need to pass the English. It is bothersome and cumbersome to write other questions, so it ’s all floating.”

At the next moment, Lin Weiyuan “snapped” and hung up the phone. Was it just because Mao would bump into his heart?

But in fact, from the time he called Gu Xueqi “Milk Tea Sister”, he should also be clear that drinking milk tea all the time is addictive, and the pearls are too chewing and toxic, spreading deep into the body until the bone marrow and heart.

During the summer vacation, Gu Xueqi came to the school to take the make-up exam in advance, returned to the dormitory, and packed his luggage.

As soon as she dropped her bangs, she turned on her laptop and posted on QQ. The news of the little **** (Gu Xueqi’s note to Lin Weiyuan … ==) popped up.

Little bitch: has you arrived at school?

I am not Lu Xueqi: Well.

Little bitch: Have you packed up?

I am not Lu Xueqi: Well.

Little bitch: Let’s socialize.

I am not Lu Xueqi: Well.

I ’m not Lu Xueqi: Ah? Oh, no, no …

Gu Xueqi was in a hurry in front of the laptop.

There was a long silence there, and then the news came back:

Little bitch: I have saved the right screenshot of “Uh”. [image]

I am not Lu Xueqi: Fuck!

Little bitch: =-=

Rely on, and also publish love, this shameless man! ┴—┴ （╰ (‘□ ′ ╰)