Zerg Relies on Everyone - Chapter 15
The Star Alliance prohibits juvenile insects from buying alcohol and publicly drinking alcohol. The Internet often scares that alcohol will cause the pheromone disorder of juvenile insects and cause infertility…Anyway, all kinds of messy legends.
Of course, Cubs would not be punished if they really drink alcohol, but Ehrlich is convinced of these rumors that the three cubs in the family were not allowed to drink alcohol when they were young, and all the drinks they bought were stored in his room. So although An Yu has always been very curious, but has never drunk wine, today I can finally taste the taste of barley wine!
A group of little males hid upstairs and drank secretly. Under the coaxing of classmates, An Yu took a big mouthful with a glass, and his mouth was suddenly full of faint bitterness.
It’s not good at all, it’s better than sweet honey tea. An Yu wrinkled his face, but the classmates were all in high spirits. Under such an atmosphere, he drank a whole cup, and in the end the whole insect was a little dizzy.
I don’t know who suggested that a group of little males also played the very popular game “Truth or Dare”. Under the influence of alcohol, An Yu shared a lot of little secrets and accepted some punishments, making things like “scream out’I am the best-looking bug in the whole Zerg’” and “kiss the bug on the left hand”. Shame is broken.
At the end of the game, An Yu’s memory is completely blurred. I don’t know when all the worms around have left. He is left sitting on the sofa with a blank expression, his eyes are empty, and he doesn’t even know that the party is over, that silly little The worms couldn’t help but laugh when they looked at it.
“You can’t let the younger brother drink more in the future.” Ansius sent all his brother’s classmates to their parents, and he habitually worried when he came back.
The little male worms can’t hide the wine from the adult worms, but they are happy today, let them play for the time being. Only then did the family worm discover that An Yu only has this amount of alcohol, even Ehrlich can’t match it. It would be too dangerous to get drunk while going out.
An Yu was confused and felt the smart bracelet vibrate, prompting him to receive a system message: “The’Colorful Retro Robot (flying model)’ customized by our company will be delivered to your door soon. If you receive it without bugs, please contact PestGong’s customer service as soon as possible, and we will make an appointment with you for another door-to-door time…”
He woke up suddenly, looked down at it, and was full of doubts: Robot insect, what robot insect? He couldn’t turn his mind a little, and he was stunned for a while before he raised his head and asked: “Male father, female father, have you bought robot insects?”
“No.” Eilixi and An Wencheng both shook their heads and asked An Yu strangely together, “What happened?”
“There is a text message.” An Yu’s head is still not sober. After speaking, he raised his hands blankly, revealing the smart bracelet on his wrist, but he tilted his head with red cheeks, and fell back to the sofa again. The insect’s call did not respond at all.
“I’ll see what’s going on.” Ansius walked over, pinched the other hand of the younger brother, unlocked the bracelet with his index finger, and checked his SMS.
“It’s a delivery SMS, saying that a bug has ordered a robot bug and it will be delivered right away.” Ansius looked strange, “I’ll check it.” According to the information in the SMS, he quickly found out: “The delivery SMS was sent from the well-known smart technology company’Silver Desert’. The accounts are all correct. It shouldn’t be a scam to let the younger brother charge the stars in the past.”
As soon as Ansius announced the results of the inspection, the whole family was confused: Isn’t it a prank? This robot bug costs thousands of stars. Which friend of Zai Zai is so rich and powerful?
The soft-spoken conversations of the house bugs did not awaken An Yu at all. He Chongsheng drank alcohol for the first time, knowing that a glass of barley would make him completely unconscious.
An Yu just felt as if she had fallen into the sweet honey, she was soft, and she didn’t know when she fell asleep completely. When he opened his eyes dazedly again, he found himself lying on the bed in the bedroom as usual, covered with a thin quilt.
It was dark in the room, and An Yu was in a daze for a while. He looked at the bracelet and realized that it was still a weekend afternoon. It turned out that he didn’t sleep long at all.
He was in a daze for a while, and suddenly remembered something, he turned his head and smelled it, and he was successfully smothered by a strong smell of alcohol on his body. Oh, it’s too smelly.
An Yu quickly got up and went to the bathroom to take a shower, and squeezed a large group of rose-scented shower gel on her body. The fragrance of this body wash is the strongest. After the shower, he became fragrant again.
The wine is not good at all, it is so uncomfortable after drinking it, and it smells so stinky, it is really strange how the mother and brother love to drink it. An Yu made up his mind to never drink anymore.
At this time, he still didn’t know, Lin Xiao had taken a thorough picture of his drunk appearance. He ran downstairs briskly and found that the insects were all watching something in the living room. He couldn’t help asking strangely: “Male father, female father, eldest brother, what are you looking at?”
Hearing the sound, Eilich raised her head and waved to An Yu vigorously: “Come on, cub, you got a robot bug!”
It turned out that during the time An Yu was asleep, there was really a robot bug delivered to the door and installed and debugged, and there was no one-star coin fee. A family of insects experienced the initial shock, and they are now watching the surprise.
An Yu trot over curiously, and saw a very cute small robot insect on the ground.
The robot bug is not big, lying on the floor quietly, not as high as An Yu’s calf. The appearance is imitation of the ancient Zerg butterfly species, the light gold body is painted with black patterns, and the two light mechanical wings are stretched backwards, which is very beautiful.
“It’s so beautiful.” An Yu’s eyes were bright, and he couldn’t help but admire, and then turned to ask his father-in-law, “Which guest gave such an expensive gift, shall we return it?”
“I don’t know who the worm is to give the gift.” An Wencheng calmly looked at An Yu, “The delivery SMS was sent directly to your terminal. Do you know who sent it?”
An Yu was more confused than a family bug. He almost forgot about receiving the delivery SMS. It took a long time to recall it, and it seemed that there was something like this.
“I don’t know, I’ll ask the customer service.” He fiddled with the smart bracelet and contacted the customer service, but after consulting for a while, he didn’t ask any clues. An Yu grimaced, “The customer service said that it can’t provide buyer information and wants to maintain privacy. What can I do?”
Ehrlich has many years of experience in watching virtual dramas, and he is well versed in their own ways of pursuing male insects. Suddenly, his soul asks: “I don’t give things away without leaving a name. Isn’t it someone who wants to hook up with our cubs?”
This speculation shocked the whole family. The female father and the eldest brother were unable to accept it at first, and immediately asked An Yu nervously: “Zizai, have you known any females lately?” “Sure enough, it is a school teacher!”
Ehrlich also added chaos to the side, holding An Yu’s hand heartily: “Cub, you must not be fooled by rich females. Those rich old females love to deceive little males!” “
The more you talk, the more outrageous, An Yu feels helpless: “Except for going to and from school, I will be at home after school. You don’t know how to know any females.”
He was a little depressed, and suddenly the smart bracelet made a popping bubbling sound, reminding him that he had received a new text message.
Teacher Jiang: “Xiao An’an, I forgot to tell you that if there is no class on Monday morning, come directly to me and I have good news to tell you.”
Ah, An Yu suddenly had an inspiration: Could this robot bug also be given by Teacher Jiang?
Although it can be seen that Teacher Jiang’s family conditions are very good, but he has already given such a good gift, such a valuable robot can’t be accepted by himself. An Yu hurriedly said to Jia Chong, “It seems that it was from the teacher Jiang who entrusted me to give me the gift today. I will ask him.”
He hurriedly returned a short message: Teacher Jiang, I received a robot bug, but there is no signature. Did you send me it?
On the other side, Jiang Yue saw An Yu’s text message, and couldn’t help but tilt his head to look at the worm who was talking to him on another light screen. He smiled and said, “Mingfeng, the gift that my male father had picked for you before was actually just Enough, why did you send robot insects again? This is a bit too much. Sending expensive gifts when the relationship is not too close will make the other person feel uncomfortable. Also, you went to An An’s house today to have a good chat with him Is it? Gifts are an improvement, but gifts alone are not enough. You must clearly express your pursuit of males so that the other party can feel your intentions.”
He said he wouldn’t help. After all, he was a good friend for many years, and Uncle Duan had asked him several times. Jiang Yue couldn’t help but mention Duan Mingfeng. Otherwise, he was worried that Duan Mingfeng’s emotional intelligence would only scare the little male away.
Duan Mingfeng on the other side of Guangping was silent for a few seconds before slowly speaking, “I saw the robot bug on my father’s side by accident. It is just a trial product. You can tell him this. I didn’t do it properly before. These are just a little compensation, no need to mention my name.”
Jiang Yue blinked, a little admiring the brain circuits of his friends. I don’t want the other party to know when I give things away. Are all military women so great?
“Oh, yesterday Uncle Duan asked me and my father to help you again. I was thinking about creating an opportunity for you to arrange a meeting with An An. It seems that you don’t need it?” Jiang Yue had a professional smile on his face. Ignoring Duan Mingfeng’s momentary stiffness, he only lowered his head to reply to An Yu.