Zerg Swinger - Chapter 20

There may be no more weird scene in the world than it is now.

Ellis thought so.

His hero lazily finished the soup, really pulled him into the study, turned on the terminal, and turned over one by one along the boutique stickers that Anji had given him, saying that he must find a suitable action movie.

The two-layer curtains in the study block tightly, and the only light source can only come from the brightly colored projection of the terminal.

Below them was an air cushion sofa that Ellis hadn’t seen before. Ellis guessed that it might be his hero’s curiosity-satisfying curiosity.

In the middle of the day, Xi Tian said it was cold, and Ellis went to get another thin blanket.

What they are preparing now is like a family gathering to enjoy the blockbuster together.

“You said, does this look like a puberty secretly watching a **** with the parents behind?”

Xi Tian whispered in his ear, handed him a snack, and controlled the screen with the other hand.

Snacks are the unique local wild plant seeds, stir-fried in a hot pot, add appropriate amount of sugar and salt, the seeds have a light fragrance, and the lips and teeth are fragrant.

This snack is not new to Ellis, a local, but Xi Tian only discovered this bite recently. It is delicious, and it tastes unrestrained.

Ellis lowered his head and opened his mouth to catch it, and the familiar taste melted on his tongue. After thinking for two seconds, he said, “It may be like. But it won’t be as leisurely as we are.”

“That said, there is no parent and teacher on the head, and there is not even a sense of tension.” Xi Tian frowned slightly, and then laughed again, “I haven’t experienced what is meant by ‘tension’ in more than 20 years.”

“How is this possible?!” Ellis exclaimed.

Xi Tian closed his eyes and thought for a while, “It is true.”

“Teachers, classmates, friends, or pressure to go to school, graduate work, get married and have children, aren’t these?”

Ellis remembers very clearly that when they entered elementary school, the head teacher taught them word by word on the blackboard to say “Be aggressive and move forward.”

In middle school, there was an old-fashioned and demanding female language teacher who told them straightforwardly: “Only by going up can you get more resources. The more resources you have, the more you can attract the attention of males. What is the mission of a female? Marry a male son, have two children, and maintain a good family.”

In this process, the idea that “the stronger you are, the more people around you look up to you, the more chance you have to win the favor of the male”.

“So, what about the female who defends the country?”

Ellis remembers asking this. The staid teacher instantly said with a cold voice, “The number of females that can protect their homes and the country is far more than that of males. Do you think these two are comparable?”

Females climb up and compete for upwards, with limited resources, but the number of females is far infinite.

There are fewer than ten females who can walk to Ellis’ current position. More have flowed into society early, staying at the civilian level, struggling to survive.

“No, the people I met were very tolerant of males. The teacher would say,’It’s amazing to be able to do this as a male.’ The classmate said,’Well, he is just a male. What’s the threat.’ Graduated Later, the boss would say,’Male son, how do you do such a tiring job, or ask another female to share the point for him.’

The people I have met are very tolerant, and they don’t ask my opinion for my sake and share the burden for me.

How much pressure can you have in this environment? “

Xi Tian didn’t care, squeezed another snack and threw it into his mouth.

“Actually, the current scene is really not suitable for discussing this topic, what do you think?”

Xi Tian blinked, pointed to the hot animated picture on the projection screen, and laughed.

Ellis took advantage of Xi Tian’s time to speak and took away the snack in his hand.

Xi Tian smiled and cursed “Asshole”, picked up another one, pinched it in his hand, and gestured to feed him, Alice looked at him suspiciously for two seconds, opened his mouth to bite, Xi Tian quickly retracted his hand and was kissed. Blocked.

This topic just passed away.

Previously, Xi Tian considered installing a home terminal in the study for the convenience of searching information, rather than choosing to install it in the living room or dining room for leisure and entertainment purposes like other families.

“I regret it now. In fact, it is better to install the home terminal in the bedroom or the living room. The bedroom has a bed and the living room has a large space.”

Xi Tian sighed quietly, “I just connected the desk and the terminal according to my past habits, but forgot that I still need it for entertainment.”

Ellis remembered that in the afternoon, Xiongzi could fall asleep listening to the single loop of the action movie’s sound effects. He couldn’t help but feel a little absurd.

“It may be that the hero’s entertainment does not require video, audio and video.”

“Well. Watching videos is indeed not as interesting as reading books. Reading books has room for imagination. Watching videos doesn’t even have entertainment for freely exerting imagination.” Xi Tian nodded, and suddenly thought of the boring life of his female army, and asked: “Your army dormitory. Is there a terminal in it?”

“Not in the dormitory. The army organizes to watch some old movies every half month. However, there are many small private theaters in the town a few kilometers away from the army. Seven or eight people can discuss with the boss and tell the boss to book a small room. Is very popular.”

“Have you been there too?”

“Of course, I really like watching movies. Everyone in the army has been there. This is one of the few entertainments.”

“I really don’t know where there is such a place, what movies do women like to watch?”

“Let me think about it. Last year, college students came to do a survey and found the most popular classic romance films.”

“What about you, do you also like to watch romance movies?” Xi Tian stabbed Alice and jumped to the next page along the page he was browsing, thinking that among the books he had read, that little fresh one Can “Brown Town” still find out.

“Me, I prefer thrillers and horror movies, but romance movies are rarely seen.”

“Sounds quite exciting.” Xi Tian said casually, focusing on reading the text on the page.

With a flick of my finger, I clicked on the ad that popped out from nowhere, and the interface that popped out was a soft sub-female voice:

Suitable for you, the game that the prince and the waitress are not at home~

The white-skinned Asian female on the picture also cast a wink.

Xi Tian was stunned for a few seconds before reacting and turning off the advertising interface.

“Do you females have to go through this temptation when looking for movies?”

“No…ah, no.” The sudden sound made Ellis also a little dazed. “I have seen gambling and lottery advertisements, but I haven’t seen A-female jump out to be tempted.”

“Why are the ads for you all about making money?” Xi Tian whispered.

“Huh?” Ellis didn’t hear it clearly.

“nothing.”

“Here you are.” Xi Tian pushed the snack box into Alice’s arms.

“?”

Xiongzi, what does this mean?

“Thirst, pour me a glass of water.”

“…”

Just put the box directly next to it, why do you have to pass it to me?

Ellis put the box on the ground and stood up.

“I want warm water.”

“OK.”

Ellis himself is very used to open the faucet and drink cold water, but Xiongzi likes warm water.

There is no warm utensils at home, so Xiongzi drinks water and burns it directly, and then drinks it after letting it cool.

Ellis went to the kitchen, took out the kettle from the cupboard, and prepared to boil water.

However, beside the knife, the glass water cup was already filled with water, and the temperature was tested by hand, and it was just warm.

Ellis recalled that a few days ago, Xiongzi walked around the kettle that was heating, looking eager to see through.

Therefore, it is the male who decides that he will be thirsty after eating snacks, so he should dry the water in advance.

Well, I can’t tell the feeling in my heart.

I want to laugh a bit.

Ellis put away the kettle and entered the study with the cup.

The cup of water in his hand is warm, but it looks slightly cool in the autumn night.

It will take a while for Siming to open central heating. If it is too late at night, he will need to hold a bigger blanket to go in.

“Ding Dong”

The terminal vibrates and the sound of receiving information sounds.

Anyway, in no rush, Ellis handed the water glass to Xi Tian, ​​and then opened the news after sitting on the sofa.

After Xi Tian drank the water, he put the cup aside and moved his head.

Ellis felt a little strange, Xiongzi had never been curious about his affairs.

It may be that the projection angle is not good enough, and Xi Tian can’t see the content of the message, and asks, “What is the verification code?”

Ellis reported the verification code subconsciously.

Under the operation of Xiongzi, just watch the screen of the home terminal, and successfully logged in to the full-screen, flesh-colored membership page of the movie website.

Alliston felt like the sky was spinning.

He, he, when will he register for this kind of website? ?

“I found the recommended action movie in the post, but this website plays exclusively. Just use your communication number to register. The result shows that “the account is already registered”, so I chose the verification code to log in.”

The balance of Xi Tian’s account is less than three digits. He is too lazy to transfer, so he is used to register directly with his female emperor’s communication number and recharge the member. Unexpectedly, there was such a surprise.

“Ellis, didn’t you say that you like watching thrillers? Why are you also registered on this kind of website? Let me see, the VIP level is still six, and the annual membership fee~”

Everyone has a little yellow and pink desire, Xi Tian expressed his understanding, but don’t let go of such a good opportunity for molesting.

Ellis felt his head buzzing.

The main site of this website is the biggest gathering place for dark movies, who knew that its secondary site turned out to be an action movie!

At this time, he should give evidence by giving examples, present facts and reason, turn out and watch history to prove innocence.

If the male is not convinced, he can also go to the annual physical examination record to confirm that he has not had ox behavior before.

The ridiculous mess of thoughts turned fast in his mind, and it was no match for the cast screen to give 5s glaring white light to illuminate the look of the male.

The male’s eyes are like a crescent moon, the corners of his mouth are slightly upturned, his hands are folded, placed in front of his abdomen, and his fingers are tapping. The legs covered in the blanket were laid back leisurely, the blanket arched and arched.

All signs showed that Xiongzi was very happy.

Ellis felt relieved, and when he learned what the other party meant, he was very happy.

He leaned into the male’s arms as if he was boneless, his eyebrows drooped, his arms were empty and he hugged the male’s forearms, his clothes and the dark night obscured his tough outline. A little bit weak.

“Three years ago, I expected that today, I would register as a member early and get up the ranks. I only waited for it to be offered today, and Bo Xiong laughed.”

“Slave” claims to be rarely used in daily life, but it often appears in the bed room.

Xi Tian has only seen a slave in the book, and never expected it to be used in the interest of her husband. Looking back on Ellis’s shy but uncomfortable performance in bed, it was a bit of a play.

He coughed, before his breath came over, his chest shook up and down with a suffocated smile, and finally reached out and hugged the person in his arms and laughed.

Ellis was embarrassed by the laugh, so he stopped pinching his throat, restored his original voice and called the hero, and couldn’t help but laugh.

The author has something to say:

I failed to drive again, and I am happy to find that I just need to write about this small daily routine to be happy

Thank you for your love~

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