Football Should Be Played Like Me

Morich: What was the name of the act of you shaking me yesterday? Lu Yang: Meibo is outstanding. Morridge: Invented by a guy named Maybo? Lu Yang: No, it was kicked by a man named Messi. He knocked down World No. 1 David Boateng. Moric: Why don’t you want to wear the number seven jersey that symbolizes glory? Lu Yang: Because Real Madrid is gone, there will be no seven in the future! Once I put on that jersey, I am afraid that I will become a nuclear weapon seven who kills without blinking an eye! Morich: Lu, the upside-down golden hook you scored outside the penalty area yesterday was so handsome, how did you do it? Lu Yang: Very simple, don’t call me Lu, call me Ibrahimovic! Moric: How did you manage to save five penalties in one game? Lu Yang: This starts with the moment card I drew in Santordo… Lu Yang: Well, you asked me so much, now it’s my turn to ask you. Do you think that Baezami looks a lot like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Majin Buu? Bayzami: Brother Lu, are you calling me ugly? Lu Yang: Don’t talk nonsense, this is the biggest compliment we have for young forwards! – Description from MTLNovel Details Show more