Football Should Be Played Like Me - Chapter 432
“When Three Percent Becomes Reality! Newcastle miraculously won the championship, Chelsea, Arsenal and Manchester United have done another season in vain! 》
“The newly-promoted horse miracle! Lu Yang led a group of cheap players to win the Premier League championship! 》
“Three Consecutive Triple Crowns! Barcelona, Real Madrid, Newcastle, Lu Yang led the team to the triple crown for three consecutive years! 》
“UEFA Cup, FA Cup, Premier League! Newcastle may become a model for small and medium-sized teams to learn from! 》
“Are superstars useless, or are superstars too effective? After the star-starved Newcastle won the Premier League, the other six sisters in the Premier League were embarrassed! 》
“Liverpool fans have a mental breakdown! Finally won the Champions League, and in a blink of an eye, he became the most insignificant Champions League champion! 》
Watching the news passing by in front of the TV.
Morich squinted at Lu Yang: “So you came right after the game, and didn’t even attend the award ceremony?”
He had a plaster cast near his neck, so he couldn’t turn his head for the time being, he could only squint.
Lu Yang raised his head, looked at the Newcastle winning family portrait on TV without him, and nodded.
“You are so miserable! This is your first Premier League title, but you are not in the photo.” Morich said.
Lu Yang was noncommittal: “It’s a bit of a pity, after all, this trophy was snatched from Arsenal.”
Morich had a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat and almost fainted again.
“You won’t get a second chance like this,” Moric said. “Next season, you won’t be in the title race from start to finish! This year is your only league title in your Premier League career. !”
Lu Yang: “Don’t be silly, boy, we are the second triple crown champion of the Premier League! Next season, we will not fall out of the championship sequence from start to finish!”
Morich: “Naive! You guys are just enjoying the benefits of newly promoted horses this year! You won’t have this opportunity to steal chickens again next year.”
A weak team is afraid that others will think they are a weak team, because in this way, everyone will hit you with enthusiasm, and they will all attack wildly.
Strong teams are afraid that others will think they are strong teams, because if everyone hits you, they will put on the bus and get on the body, and their players will be injured if they are not careful, and even if they score hard, they often only win one. .
Newcastle just had a bug this year.
Obviously they are a strong team, but everyone thinks they are a weak team.
So they played all kinds of big-scoring games this year, and they were soft on points.
In addition, Lu Yang’s feet were hard enough, and he stole three championships from the Premier League’s big 6.
outrageous.
“And don’t forget your signing crisis! You can’t get any supplements in the Premier League!” Morich chased after the heart.
“Really? Do we have many players from the Premier League this season? Playing in Newcastle, even if you were a player of an unknown team in the United States before, you may become a star.” Lu Yang said, “You think it is Newcastle now. Do you want players from all walks of life?”
“The world of football is so big, even if the Premier League is prosperous, it will only account for half of it.”
“The remaining fifty percent is enough for Newcastle to pick and choose.”
Neither of the two let the other.
In the outside world, there has long been a heated discussion about the changes in the final moments of the Premier League this year.
Some people admire Lu Yang’s feat of winning three more championship trophies.
Some people envy Newcastle for becoming the second Premier League treble winner after Manchester United.
Some people were also amazed at the wonderful performances of the young and old players in the Newcastle team.
There are also people who sighed for what happened to Chelsea, Arsenal and Manchester United.
There are also people who are angry at the unfair treatment of the European Championship trophy in the hands of Liverpool and Manchester City.
Upon seeing this, the Premier League Committee announced the relevant individual honorary awards for the Premier League this season while it was still hot.
It is worth mentioning that they actually followed the Serie A model this year and opened up the first and second teams of the best players in the Premier League.
Almost double the number of players awarded.
This also gives more players the motivation (reason) to work hard (plus) and fight (salary).
There is no doubt about the Premier League Golden Boot.
Lu Yang scored 38 goals in 38 Premier League matches, breaking the Premier League single-season scoring record.
A full 4 more than the original 34 balls.
But the horror is not here, but… Lu Yang has become the second Premier League player to win the Golden Boot and assists in a single season.
What’s more interesting is that Cole, the first player to accomplish this feat, was at Newcastle United with 34 goals and 14 assists, winning the Golden Boot and assists.
Newcastle seems to have magic power.
Of course, Lu Yang’s data is more terrifying than Cole’s.
Or, more terrifying.
Because this season, Lu Yang’s main positions are the midfielder and the front midfielder.
And Kerr is a solid center.
With 25 assists, Lu Yang topped the Premier League, and Morich, who had successfully surpassed 20 assists, became the assist king, preventing Morich from nearly achieving three consecutive championships in this honor.
But even so, Moric’s assist ability has long been unanimously recognized by the Premier League.
This is Moric’s three consecutive Premier League assists break 20!
In addition, the Premier League steals leader this season is also Lu Yang.
He averaged 6.38 steals per game!
Far higher than the second Joseph’s 4.25 times.
The English Premier League was won by Liverpool’s Robery.
This year’s Premier League second team is:
Carlisle, Mandzujovic, Michael Sober
Assis Moreira, Finger, Patrick Platz, Chiesa
Najib, Peterke, Saulkan White
Amelucci
The “calorie content” of this list is quite high.
Manzhujovic has played stably in Newcastle this season, and the statistics are extremely dazzling.
13 goals, 14 assists.
Wherever it is placed, it is the data of the leading center.
Luckily, this stat can directly lead to assists.
Of course, the Premier League assist-type players have not been very lucky in recent years. Not to mention Morich, who has not survived the season with 20 assists, he has also waited for another more perverted assist maniac.
Not to mention.
And Manzhujovic not only played well in the league, he, like Lu Yang, played a key role in Newcastle’s three routes this year.
The pivot function is unique and irreplaceable.
No one like Lukatu can catch up with Manzhujovic with their shoes.
Throughout the season, Manzhujovic contributed 18 goals and 24 assists to Newcastle in all competitions, with a total of 42 goals.
The excellent season data of many super centers is at this level.
It’s hard to believe that such a statistic is played by a veteran who is over thirty-five years old.
But where Manzhujovic is ten years younger, he is now worth a decent 80 million.
Because in this era, the gods who are scoring goals are popping up one after another.
However, there are fewer and fewer super fulcrums with strong coping, tackling, and both offensive and defensive capabilities.
It’s just that Perota’s hard power is one level higher than Manzhujovic.
The German artillery Stiepelmann is half a story higher than Manzhujovic.
Not to mention Michael Sauber, who contributed 33 goals and 7 assists to Newcastle in the third-tier in the season, with a total of 40 goals.
Won the Premier League’s Best Progress Award this season!
In the previous three seasons, he averaged less than five goals in a single season in the Premier League and less than eight goals in all competitions in a single season.
A proper piece of trash.
However, this season he ushered in a freshman in Newcastle, and he has also played to the extreme in his position.
Completed everything a shadow assassin should do.
has become one of the key players in Newcastle’s scoring this season.
As for Chiesa, he is the most interesting player in this second team list.
Although Najib and Peter Ke played well, they did not humiliate their worth and reputation.
But that is as expected.
And Chiesa is the real player who far exceeded expectations.
The transfer fee of 15 million euros, even the internal price given by Fiorentina, can reflect his level very well.
From his World Cup fame to the Premier League season, it was almost seamless.
However, his strength has improved rapidly this season, showing his super potential.
If the World Cup is over, he is expected to become a first-class star.
Then after this season, he is expected to become a top superstar!
In the 38 rounds of the Premier League this season, Chiesa has scored 11 goals and provided 9 assists for the team.
This data is almost not much worse than Manzhujovic.
But don’t forget, what level of player is Manzhujovic?
Top fulcrum.
What about Chiesa?
Just a rookie winger who is not in the mainstream.
Not only that, Chiesa has performed quite brilliantly in the third line. In addition to contributing to the FA Cup Golden Boot with Lu Yang, he also performed quite brilliantly in the UEFA Cup.
This season, he scored 28 third-line comprehensive goals, 16 comprehensive assists, and a total of 44 goals!
It surpassed Manzhujovic and Sauber.
Chiesa also defeated the Blues’ new striker Dominguez, Manchester United’s Wolf King Perrotta, Liverpool’s two gods Carlisle and Robery, senior national team senior Naji, and Manchester City’s iron defender Peterke with such incredible data. , Arsenal’s new gun Robin Fan, Manchester City’s new waist Rumeo and many other outstanding players, won the Premier League this season’s best new aid.
Of course, this honor is mainly awarded to young players, and many of the above-mentioned older players are actually not in the competitive system.
And Chiesa’s stats also have a lot to do with how many times and how long he has played on the battlefield.
Manzhujovic rotates and gets replaced a lot.
Sauber has more injuries.
have influence.
But in any case, Chiesa’s statistics are among the best among young stars in the Premier League.
Apart from Manchester United’s Aveiro, he is the best rookie player this year.
But this year’s Premier League Young Player of the Year is not Chiesa.
It is another super popular player in the Newcastle team – Beckenham.
Not being selected for the second team of the Premier League’s best team does not affect people’s optimism about Beckenham at all.
He is not only the FA Cup assist leader this year, but also contributed 3 goals and 19 assists to Newcastle in the third-line war. Outrageous data!
Among them, the eight assists in the Premier League are quite high in gold content.
Lu Yang’s barb that killed Chelsea was also passed on by Beckenham.
A youth training player, who can deliver nearly 20 assists in all games in a single season, is definitely a top midfield master in the future.
Manchester United could no longer contain their excitement and privately invited Beckenham to return to the Theatre of Dreams.
He even promised a starting spot.
This is a very rare commitment for a super giant like Manchester United.
In the second team, Amelucci was a bit unlucky.
His performance this season, even if he becomes a first-team goalkeeper, is no problem.
Because he averaged the most saves per game in the Premier League.
The save percentage is third in the Premier League.
However, both sides of Newcastle are colanders. Newcastle’s overall strength is indeed much weaker than its competitors, so they concede a lot of goals.
Amelucci is taking the blame for the youth of the team.
But even so, this second team is a compliment to the veteran.
The sword is not old!
One thing to say, this second team of the Premier League alone is more luxurious than the best teams of the other major leagues except La Liga.
Carlisle, Pracha, Finger, White, which one is not a person with a head and a face?
Finger was in Inter Milan in the early days, and that is also a famous thigh!
Otherwise, would Inter Milan give him the top salary in Serie A?
His biggest mistake at the beginning was not joining the Premier League with Gutierrez, and then he was trapped by the chaotic operation of Inter Milan’s top management and the bad team atmosphere.
The strength, Finger has always had.
As long as he doesn’t meet Lu Yang, he is actually quite strong.
The second team is still like this.
For a while… Naturally, it became more arrogant.
Lima, Perrotta, Dominguez
Robery, Lu Yang, Mauric, Red Clapp
Sasso, Lusimar, Kadu Kuba
Chesek
Chelsea goalkeeper Chesek has the highest save rate in the Premier League this season! 3rd in the Premier League in saves per game!
and Amelucci are on par with each other.
But he is strong in the team conceding less goals.
Therefore, not only has he become a first-team goalkeeper, but he has also become the best goalkeeper in the Premier League this season.
In addition to them, the two young goalkeepers of Manchester City’s Kuva and Manchester United’s Areola also performed extremely well. Together with Arsenal’s Marduk, these are the five best goalkeepers in the Premier League.
After joining Chelsea this season, Kadu Kuba still maintains his high level in Serie A. He is definitely one of the top central defenders in the current football.
There are even many people who are optimistic about him, thinking that he will become the world’s No. 1 central defender in the future.
Coincidentally, Lusimar, who joined Tottenham this season, and Sasso, who joined Newcastle, have also entered the first team, and they are both regarded by their fans as powerful candidates for the world’s No. 1 central defender in the future.
Among them, Lusimar’s data and performance on the defensive end were even better, and he finally broke through and won the individual award for the best central defender in the Premier League this year.
Sasso is regarded as the weakest defensively among the three central defenders, and some even think that Najib, Peterke, and White are better defensively than Sasso.
I think Sasso should be in the second team, not the first team.
But when everyone saw that Sasso contributed 3 goals and 8 assists for Newcastle in a single season, many people shut up.
This super powerful assist ability ranks first among Premier League central defenders.
It is recognized that he has a good passing ability, and Peterke, who has specially arranged the central defender passing tactics in Manchester City, has only five assists in the third tier this season.
It happens to be the number of assists in the Premier League for Sasso.
The difference is not as simple as three assists.
This is a nearly doubling of the ability gap on offense.
Even in the future, as the defender’s ability to assist becomes more and more important, Sasso can even defeat Lusimar, who is known as the strongest defense!
Redclapp and Gerondo have always been among the best midfielders in the Premier League.
But with the addition of Moric and the rise of Pracha, there are many more people in the best midfielder in the Premier League.
And this year, Gerondo, who won the Champions League, did not even enter the second team.
The intensity of the competition for this position is evident.
And it was undoubtedly Lu Yang who pushed Jielondo out of the second formation.
However, the best midfielder announced by the Premier League is not Lu Yang, but Morich.
This almost means telling everyone in advance that the best player in the Premier League belongs.
On the front line, the numbers of Lima, Perrotta and Dominguez are quite close.
The goals were 31, 26, and 29, and the assists were 5, 10, and 6!
Really no one can be missing.
Aveiro, Manchester United’s true son, was squeezed out of the second team.
After all, this is a striker lineup where even Robery has to go to midfield.
If Manchester United were the last to win the Premier League this year, then Aveiro would definitely be able to squeeze Sauber, or even make it to the first team.
But unfortunately… Manchester United are not champions.
Not only are they not the champions, after drawing with Arsenal in the final round, Manchester United have only 79 points.
Although Manchester City, who had no chance of winning the title, defeated their opponents in the final round, the points reached 80 points.
Manchester City also overtook Manchester United and ranked fourth in the Premier League.
Manchester United are fifth and once missed the Champions League.
But fortunately, Manchester City is this year’s Europa League champion and directly won an independent Champions League qualification without occupying the fourth place in the Premier League.
Manchester United thus won their last Champions League qualification.
In addition, Liverpool, sixth in the Premier League, is the Champions League champion, and can also qualify for an independent Champions League, and it is also a seeded team qualification.
Next season in the Premier League, there will be six Premier League teams competing in the Champions League at the same time.
This has never happened in the history of the Champions League.
Because according to UEFA’s rules, at most five teams in a league can participate in the UEFA Champions League at the same time.
The Premier League hit a bug!
Neither the Champions League nor the Europa League are in the top four in the league.
It’s outrageous!
To this end, UEFA discussed overnight.
Whether it is to disqualify Manchester United’s fourth-placed UEFA Champions League qualification, or what.
As a result, it has not been discussed here.
Over there, Tottenham and Crystal Palace started fighting again.
They think they should be fifth and sixth in the Premier League to qualify for the Europa League.
And Tottenham, who were originally seventh, and Crystal Palace, who were eighth, should take advantage of the opportunity to qualify for the Europa League.
Leicester City, who were originally ninth in the Premier League, should qualify for the UEFA Cup.
In addition, Tottenham also made a wave of sassy operations. They are still applying to inherit the qualification for the Champions League play-offs after Newcastle won the UEFA Cup!
In this way, they are also likely to enter the Champions League through this quota.
By then… the seven sisters of the Premier League have all entered the Champions League.
Leicester City’s vacant European Union quota became the European Union quota, and Aston Villa, the tenth in the Premier League, took advantage of the opportunity to win the European Union.
In a league, half of the teams can play in Europe!
It can be called unprecedented prosperity!
Unsurpassed in the past and present!
In the face of this situation, the major teams in the major leagues rarely resisted.
Because this sort of arrangement actually won’t cause them any trouble.
On the contrary, small and medium-sized teams qualified for the Champions League kept protesting.
It is believed that too many strong teams will flood in, creating too many dead groups and making them lose their possible promotion opportunities.
Soon, the Premier League also started a PR campaign.
If history can be made, the Premier League’s position in the world’s No. 1 league will be more secure.
Won the three European championships, seven teams entered the Champions League, and ten teams entered the European competition!
It’s wonderful to think about.
UEFA initially did not agree to let the Premier League dominate.
But the Premier League threatened UEFA with a new broadcast contract they were negotiating.
Once this contract is signed, it will become the most expensive broadcast contract in football history.
By then, every team in the Premier League will receive a broadcast share of at least 100 million euros per season.
More may be as high as 300 million!
It is equivalent to saying that one Premier League place is equal to one Champions League.
At that time, if the Premier League frequently abandons European competitions and focuses on intra-league competitions, the challenge to the supremacy of UEFA’s three major European competitions will be huge.
Think about this year.
If the Europa League, Europa League, and Champions League are in the semi-finals, those teams are desperately fighting for the Premier League title, and then they will be left out of the Champions League.
In the end, the Champions League will be in Serie A or even the Bundesliga. Will UEFA be happy?
Won’t.
And the few companies competing for the Champions League have an income of 300 million to compensate for the loss of the European war. Will people feel that it is very painful without the European war?
Once the supremacy of the Champions League is shaken, UEFA’s biggest revenue magic weapon will be misfired.
This is definitely the life of UEFA.
So, don’t look at everyone’s jubilation.
But finally when UEFA announced the solution.
Many small and medium-sized teams have felt the heavy despair.
The top six in the Premier League, Newcastle, Chelsea, Arsenal, Manchester City, Manchester United, and Liverpool, will all be eligible to directly participate in the Champions League next season.
Seventh in the Premier League, Tottenham will qualify for the Champions League play-offs next season.
Eighth and ninth in the Premier League, Crystal Palace and Leicester City are eligible to participate in the Europa League next season.
Tenth in the Premier League, Aston Villa will directly qualify for the UEFA Cup next season.
The seven sisters of the Premier League instantly expanded their ranks and became the top ten in the Premier League, and they have since become a beautiful talk in football.
The only fly in the ointment, or what makes Americans less happy is Everton, which they spent a lot of money on. uukanshu.com did not squeeze into the top ten list, and only got the 14th place in the Premier League to avoid relegation this season.
Even, if it weren’t for the US capital to dredge the relationship secretly, and the Premier League committee would find it difficult to sit back and watch Everton, which has such connections and history in the Premier League, sink into the Championship, Everton might really be relegated.
“Fairy Wood”
Luberg, Bayinzami, Savio, Locke, Weigard, Rasmussen, Marinho, Deda, such a lineup, it is difficult to end without entering the European theater.
Not to mention the downgrade!
Everton’s entire coaching staff has been sacked.
The American boss said that Everton will not enter the Champions League next year, and the management, new coaching staff, and team players must at least get out of the way!
Of course, Americans are not fools.
The goal they set seems to be difficult, but in fact, the opportunity is really big.
Several Premier League teams outside the top ten have set similar goals, but they are not as aggressive as Everton, and most of them are determined to enter the European theater.
After all, there are ten teams fighting on the third line, and it is not difficult for more than half of them to be exhausted.
Don’t look at everyone now advocating the top ten in the Premier League.
At this time next year, maybe everyone is laughing at these ten bones!