Record of Strange News in Northeast - C208

Beautiful girls would always bring trouble, so it was obvious that Senior Sister was such a disaster. Because of her, Chen Sheng just came over because he had nothing to do, I was already a bit tired to deal with them, and this situation continued until Master returned.

After receiving the news that Master was coming back, Senior Sister and I didn’t get a good night’s sleep early. Even so, we still woke up early the next morning and went to the station to pick up the news.

“Master …” From afar, I saw Master carrying his luggage into the station. Senior Sister and I were so excited that we jumped up and down. The surrounding people raised their eyebrows. They have probably never seen such a big person being so unsteady before.

His Master was also very happy to see us. She waved her hand and trotted over. “Haha, the two of you still have some conscience. You know that your Master is old, so you’ve come to pick me up.” After saying that, I threw the luggage over. The gigantic luggage brought along with it the wind as it smashed towards me. I smiled as I reached out my hands to catch it. I was nearly tripped over by the luggage.

“Hahaha, just look at you.” His Master came over and lovingly patted my senior sister’s hair. She patted my shoulder and said, “It’s alright. While I was gone, you two took good care of yourself.” The three of us laughed and walked back.

When they reached home, his Master leaned back in her chair and let out a long breath. It seems that Master has been tiring and tired from running around outside these days. I feel a little sorry for Master, it’s not easy for someone this old. “Master, you don’t have to go back this time, right?” the Senior Sister asked.

His Master closed her eyes and said: “I’m not sure yet, there’s no movement from the Longevity Hall. Only now do I dare to come back, who knows when they will come out again to cause trouble, at that time, your Master will have to go back, and I won’t let people have peace …” How is First Martial Uncle? ” I asked, my master said: “He is still the same, and I have tormented him enough this time. Sigh, people do not use bones and muscles as an option, admitting their age is not an option, but Ju Yi is actually more mature than you two, for the Longevity Hall incident this time, he definitely contributed greatly.”

“Tsk, you only know how to praise outsiders. The two of us are no worse than the others.” The master smiled and said: “Ju Yi is not an outsider… By the way, where’s the box I sent back? ”

“A box? “What box?” I asked, and my master sat up and said, “Black wooden box, didn’t you get it?” I stammered as I looked at Fool Girl and said, “The box … “Then …” Master followed my gaze and looked at Fool Girl. Fool Girl snickered at Master, and Master said: “The box, there is a very important thing there, stop messing around, quickly bring it over.” The Senior Sister pointed at Fool Girl and said, “It’s with her.” Master: “Ah…”

“Ai, nonsense, this is simply nonsense …” After dinner, Master paced around non-stop, muttering while walking. Senior Sister and I knew we made a mistake, so we sat obediently at the side without daring to speak. Fool Girl, on the other hand, did not care, so he had already gone upstairs to sleep.

“What should I do …” His master mumbled to himself. He heard from his master that the toad in the box he sent back was from Longevity Hall, but he could tell that it was very important to him. Otherwise, given his master’s personality, why would he be so depressed?

“How about, Master, let’s go to the hospital and cut open Fool Girl’s body to take out the toad.” I said, “What nonsense are you trying to pull off? Are you trying to kill me?” I said, “It’s very simple. I heard from someone that the hospital is very advanced right now. It doesn’t hurt at all to have your stomach cut open with just a single anesthetic. Take it out and sew it up again.”

His Master said, “Where did you hear this logic? Can you open your stomach so easily? It’s not like it’s a shoe box. If it doesn’t hurt, then it’s fine. Your Essence is all gone, you’re ignorant.”

“Then what do you think we should do?” The senior sister said. The master frowned and said, “I don’t know if she’s still alive. If she was a boy, it would be easier to deal with. Such a big girl. Sigh, it’s really difficult …” I don’t really understand what kind of boy and girl master was talking about over there, but it seems like there isn’t much hope for me to take it out now. I feel like I have already swallowed the toad in Fool Girl’s stomach, and after going out along with the large intestine, it’s such a pity.

“Alright, alright, I’m tired from sitting in the car, let’s go to bed early.” Senior Sister and I looked at each other, then we went upstairs to bed.

I tossed and turned in the middle of the night, thinking about Master’s toad. That toad is very important to Master, I have never seen Master so worried about anything before, I must help Master find a toad, or else I can catch a bigger toad for Master? No, Master will definitely be able to tell the difference, although in my opinion, all the toads look the same, maybe in Master’s eyes, all the toads look the same. I have heard of this principle, if you really like one thing, you can tell the difference between it and other things, just like a person who likes to keep a dog. Even if it’s the same type of dog, in their eyes, you can still easily tell that Master is this kind of person.

I knew that it was my senior sister scratching at the door, which was the signal between us. I quickly got up, it seemed that my senior sister was thinking the same thing as me, she was also worried that her master would not be able to find the toad to worry about, as expected, we were both good disciples of filial piety.

“I’m coming, Senior Sister.” After opening the door, I let Senior Apprentice Sister in. Senior Apprentice Sister saw that I was dressed neatly and did not seem like I was going to sleep. She asked, “You haven’t slept either.” Yeah, look at how Master is feeling, how can I sleep? ”

The Senior Sister said, “Speaking of which, it’s still Fool Girl’s fault that he swallowed the toad. We have to think of a way to take the toad out.” Senior Sister made a grabbing motion as I said, “What are you doing? Are you going to open Fool Girl’s stomach? I still have to go to the hospital.

The Senior Sister said, “What hospital? I have an idea. I don’t need to use a knife to take out the toad.” I was overjoyed. “Senior sister, do you have some kind of special technique that can take out the toad from Fool Girl’s stomach? Why didn’t you say so earlier? ”

“What are you thinking about? How could I have the ability to do that?” After saying that, she took out a small pill from her pocket and placed it on the table. I said, “What kind of medicine is this?”

“Come, come, I’ll tell you.” Senior Sister whispered into my ear. After hearing Senior Sister’s idea, I couldn’t help but swallow my saliva and said, “That’s not good … “A bit …”

“What’s wrong with that? It’s fine, it’s just some laxatives. It won’t kill you.” So, Senior Sister’s idea was to give Fool Girl a laxative and let him get the toad out smoothly. I said, “It’s been so many days already, if the toad could get out smoothly, it would have gotten out already.” “What do you know? Maybe the toad stuck to her intestines, so you should try harder.” This… “This is really okay, really, really okay…”

“Come, come …” I can’t help but accompany her, we both tiptoed to the door of Fool Girl’s room, this fellow is sleeping soundly, my snores are loud, my senior sister quietly opened the door, we entered, oh my god, the snores are even louder, for me, it was simply earsplitting, oh my god, how is this a woman’s snores, I had always thought that only Li Kui and Zhang Fei would have such loud snores, it seems like Fool Girl was born in the wrong era, she was born in the ancient times, she was also one of the great warriors.

“Fool Girl, Fool Girl, don’t sleep …” No matter how hard she tried to call him senior sister, Fool Girl did not move an inch. With a loud snort, she melted the medicine into a cup of water and sat on the side of Fool Girl’s bed. She pushed him a few times and woke him up. The Senior Sister said gently, “You must be tired from sleep. Come and drink some water.”

Fool Girl had always listened to Senior Sister’s words, he only replied with a word of agreement before drinking the water and falling into a deep sleep. After that, Senior Sister turned around and gave me a successful gesture. “Stop talking, bring a bucket in.”

I asked, “What’s the barrel for?” Senior Sister pushed me away and said, “What’s with all this nonsense? Just take it.” I went downstairs and brought in a large wooden bucket. Senior sister said, “Alright, let’s go out and wait.”

We went to Senior Sister’s room and leaned against the wall to listen. Sure enough, Fool Girl’s snores stopped after a while, and slowly moaned out loud. Fool Girl didn’t know what was going on, but I looked at Senior Sister and saw that she was smiling as she put her index finger to her lips.

“Aiya, aiya, I can’t take it anymore. I’m going to come out.” Fool Girl said as he hurriedly got off the bed to find slippers, “I can’t take it anymore, I’m not in a hurry anymore, my stomach is twisting so much …”

Then, a strange sound rang out. It was much more intense than the sound she had made earlier. “It’s a success,” her senior sister said. I don’t know where Senior Sister got the medicine from, but it was actually so effective, and just by hearing the voice, I was able to discern it. I couldn’t help but sigh for Fool Girl, and think that Fool Girl’s fate was bad, and met with my senior sister.

“So slow …” I suspect that the barrel that I was holding onto just now was too small, or that Fool Girl had almost taken half his life out, “Senior Sister, are you alright? I asked, a little worried.

“It’s fine, don’t worry, Fool Girl’s health is very good, plus, there’s no other way, we can only be ruthless, at most, it’ll just be some good nourishment for Fool Girl, right?” As Senior Sister spoke, looking at how unconcerned Senior Sister was, I suddenly thought of something: The most venomous woman’s heart.

“Why are you looking at me for? Why are you looking at me with such a strange expression?” Senior sister sensed that something was wrong and asked me. I hastily replied, “Nothing, nothing …”

After a long while, the sound from next door finally disappeared, and Fool Girl then tied up her belt. It seemed to be over, the senior said: “Go quickly, bring the stab over.”

I swallowed my saliva and said, “Senior sister, why don’t we go again tomorrow? It’s already so late …” The senior apprentice sister frowned. She narrowed her almond eyes and said, “Junior apprentice brother, don’t tell me you have backed off.” I said, “No, I’m afraid Fool Girl is asleep …” “It’s fine. She won’t wake up if you lower your voice.”

When we entered Fool Girl’s house, as soon as we entered, a foul stench almost made me faint. Senior sister was smarter than I was, so she pinched her mouth and nose as she pointed at the big barrel that was almost filled to the brim, I ran out and took a big breath of the fresh air outside.

“Hurry up and tell me.” As my senior sister spoke, I rubbed my eyes and said, “Wait a minute, senior sister. This smell is too strong. My eyes are stinging from tears …”

After drying my eyes, I held my breath and slipped inside. I really wanted to put on a gas mask and run outside with the bucket of dung and the bag of explosives. I put the bucket down and hurried back inside.