Record of Strange News in Northeast - C209

Looking at the large barrel that was almost filled to the brim, my stomach started to churn. Fool Girl’s stomach was so big, it turned out to be overnight.

The Senior Sister said, “It’s a little bit too much … “No problem, let’s find it together.” Just like that, Senior Sister and I rummaged through a pile of feces. Not only did we not find the toad, but we also couldn’t find its hair. It stank a lot, so Senior Sister said, “It seems like the toad is still in her stomach.”

“It’s all because of you that I thought of such a rotten idea. Alright, hurry up and pack up and enter the house.” I said, and just as we were about to enter the house, there came from the grass by the side of the road the sound of a toad meowing, ‘quack quack’.

A big toad was quietly squatting there. Just as I was about to go forward and grab it, I suddenly realized that its body was covered with dirt, so I had no choice but to retract my hand, “Senior Sister, this is the toad that Fool Girl swallowed, right? Why is it here?” I asked.

The senior sister said,” “He must have taken advantage of our moment of carelessness to get out. The Heavens haven’t betrayed us. Quickly, capture him.” ” “Why didn’t you capture him?” “I’m a girl, hurry up.” “I won’t.” One… Two… “Three …” “Alright, alright, alright. I’ll catch it.

Resisting the nausea, I grabbed the frog and washed it clean in the basin. Only then did I pick up the toad to examine it carefully. It seemed that this toad was a bit different. “Hey, Senior Sister, do you think this toad is cute?” I asked. “I think you’re pretty cute, just like it.”

I remember there was a joke that could make a toad so angry that its stomach grew big, but I couldn’t recall it. “Senior Sister, what kind of toad is that? Do you know?” I asked, but my senior didn’t know. I muttered to myself, “I will make you die from anger, you frog …” “What frog aura …” As he spoke, the toad grew larger and larger, and its stomach grew larger and larger. It looked like it was about to explode.

“Hey hey hey, what’s wrong with this? Senior sister, look at it …” The toad grew bigger and bigger, like a bomb. I hastily threw it onto the ground. The toad could no longer stand up and lay on the ground with its back facing the sky. “It exploded …” I pulled my senior sister and ran outside. She said, “What can a toad do even if it explodes? Let me see.”

Listening to Senior Sister’s words, I calmed down and thought to myself, “How could I be so timid? It was all because of Senior Sister. How embarrassing would it be if I were in front of other girls?”

The toad’s belly grew larger and larger until at last it had turned deathly white. Just when I thought it was about to explode, a thick yellow gas seeped out from beneath its body and the toad quickly flattened itself like a deflated ball. However, there was no longer anyone left in the room.

Senior Sister and I retched our way out. The yellow gas was extremely disgusting, like the smell of a fecal pit that was suddenly opened after three months. Compared to that, that fecal pit just now could only be considered child’s play.

“This toad…” What do we do, Senior Sister. ” It was no wonder that senior sister told me to bring the toad to my room. I said, “It’s fine, the smell will disperse in a bit. I’ll go to sleep first. You should get some rest as well.”

After saying that, Senior Sister went inside to hang me out in the hallway. As long as I mustered up my courage and opened the door, I would see that the toad was surrounded by a ball of yellow smoke and its surroundings would be filled with that faint yellow smoke for at least a meter or so. I really didn’t know how long it had been holding this fart in.

“Hey, you’re not dead, right?” Of course, the toad won’t answer me. It has already returned to its normal size, and its belly is getting smaller. It looks like its stomach was full of fart just now.

I covered my nose and mouth as I entered the room. I quickly opened the window, leaving the door open.

I was finally able to get a good night’s sleep. After confirming that there wasn’t a single trace of poison gas left in the room, I carefully slipped in. I didn’t know if the toad was alive or dead as it lay motionless on the ground.

Early the next morning, I woke up early. There was still a basin on the floor, so I excitedly went downstairs to find Master. Senior Sister was in the middle of cooking, and when she saw that I was going to Master’s room, she shooed me and said, “What’s wrong?”

“Master still hasn’t woken up. He looks really tired, don’t call him.” According to him, his master was lying down on the right side of the room, and according to him, this is called ‘Lucky Lounge’. He often told me and me that it was best if he slept like this, and said a lot of things that I couldn’t remember, I don’t understand, during sleep, who can still control their own posture, anyway, the most I can do is to put one word of their own on the bed. Sleep, even when relaxing and resting, if you have to be this strict when sleeping, it would be hard to let them live.

“Wow, sleeping so peacefully.” I said, “I’ll give it to you. Take it to school to eat.” I looked back and saw Senior Sister handing me a rice bun. I happily received it, and although Senior Sister looked good, she was not necessarily good for her opposite sex, because her personality was as straightforward as wood. If one had to say something that was very feminine, it would be that she cooked well, and in this aspect, she was simply a genius.

It was extremely tasty, holding it in her hand was thick and solid, giving people a feeling of being steady and reliable, just like senior sister. Although she sometimes showed a rough and barbaric side to herself, I know that in her heart, she was extremely kind and full of feelings.

“Hello …” “Hey, there’s no flowers in the rice bag, what are you looking at?” When Senior Sister woke me up, I realized that I had been staring at the rice bag in my hands for a long time. “Hurry up and go. When you’re late, your homeroom teacher will kill you.” Senior sister waved the kitchen knife in her hand at me a few times as she scolded me with a pout. Suddenly, my heart warmed as I went forward to hug senior sister. “Senior sister, you’re really good.”

“Cough cough cough, let me go. You’re strangling me to death.” I let go of her and happily ran out. I was already in a good mood early in the morning, maybe I would be in a good mood all day.

As always in school, teachers were talking non-stop at the front, students in the front row were completely focused, students in the back row were far away, while I was sitting in the middle, leaning against the window. The scenery outside the window was really beautiful, the flowers were slowly turning green, and the birds were about to fly back.

Actually, the so-called happiness and pain originated from the human heart. Some people are full of sorrow, some people are happy with their food, as long as they have enough to eat, drink and dress, and people who can speak around them, that’s enough, at least for me. Human desire is the motivation to promote innovation, but desire brings more pain and trouble, one desire is bitterness, how many people can satisfy their desires? Even if they were satisfied for the time being, wouldn’t they feel a new desire in the next second? New troubles? Therefore, only a true person with a pure heart and few desires could be so carefree.

“Hey, deskmate, why aren’t you attending the class? What are you looking at?” Ding Xiu looked out mysteriously. She thought that there must be something special outside, since this class is a language class, maybe it’s a gift, a language class where even if I don’t listen carefully, I can easily take three digits in the exam. Even if Qin Xuemei helps me with my math class, it’s hard for me to even pass.

I said to Ding Xiu: “Nothing, just take a look.” Ding Xiu said: “Hey, tablemate, you are quite mysterious.” I said, “What’s so mysterious about me?” Just as I finished speaking, I suddenly realized that I was indeed a little different from others, because I had too many things to hide, too many things that I couldn’t be known by these people. Even if I didn’t do anything wrong, even if what I did was a good thing, but not everything that couldn’t be exposed was a bad thing.

Ding Xiu’s words made me a little hesitant. Did this fat girl understand anything? No, Brother Hua and Qin Xuemei, who are the closest to me in school, don’t know about my matters, so it’s impossible that she does.

When Ding Xiu saw that I was hesitating, she looked at me more urgently. I started to feel uncomfortable being stared at by her, “What’s wrong, don’t look at me like that, I’m timid.”

Ding Xiu looked at me for a while before saying, “Are you that … That kind of bad student? ” I didn’t know what she meant, so I asked, “What’s bad?” Ding Xiu said carefully: “You and Qi Fenghua are pretty close right? I heard that he knows quite a few people, do you know?”

Seeing her like she had discovered something amazing, I laughed involuntarily. There were more people in Brother Hua that I knew, but how could I not be confused? Ding Xiu continued to speak: “That day when I was walking together with Guaya, I happened to see Qi Fenghua and a few unruly people there, in that place where no one is. They were smoking.”

I said, “It’s not a good idea to smoke, but there’s no need to be so nervous.” Ding Xiu said, “No, they opened up the cigarette and placed that thing inside. That thing, it’s like a face powder thing, you know?” What kind of thing would make you lose face, smoke and make you lose face? I said, “I don’t know.”

Ding Xiu said: “I heard my father say that those are not good things. Some were even taken away and locked up. I don’t understand, why is smoking so serious, as long as I am caught, that means Brother Hua can also be captured, then Master can also be captured.

“It’s not that exaggerated.” I said, Ding Xiu was so anxious that his face flushed red: “No, it’s true, after they smoked that thing, they are really scary, some people want to beat people up and kill them, just like people who drink too much alcohol to make them crazy, aiya, my father said that such a person, if he doesn’t give face to those people, it would be extremely uncomfortable, and he doesn’t even recognize his own parents, in short, it’s really scary, so stay away from Qi Fenghua ah.”